Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Dancing to impress the ladies

So I'm not a big fan of dancing, but it apparently brings the ladies.
Thinking about taking some classes. I'm hispanic, so Salsa comes to mind.
What do you anons think? anyone else dance? how do i make myself enjoy it?




Dancing is f**king fa**oty. and the only chicks it brings are 80+.

holy sh*t i thought the guy was grabbing a severed head

You should look into Skanking.
It's basically just spazzing out to trippy music.
Entertaining to watch, awesome to do.

I won first price in salsa at my fav club. Bitch grinded my dick like mad. Bitches love the salsa.

You should look into Skanking.
It's basically just spazzing out to trippy music.
Entertaining to watch, awesome to do.

>skanking
At what point did you ever think something named 'skanking' was a good idea to suggest to anyone? F**king moron. F**k off.

So I'm not a big fan of dancing, but it apparently brings the ladies.
Thinking about taking some classes. I'm hispanic, so Salsa comes to mind.
What do you anons think? anyone else dance? how do i make myself enjoy it?

Disregard that. I suck c**ks so I don't even care about the ladies. Lolol.

You are me, OP. Same situation.
Unfortunately I haven't gone through with it because I'm only 5'8" and I don't want to dance with a 6'0" girl on heels.
Sucks living in the Netherlands, lol ;_;

holy sh*t i thought the guy was grabbing a severed head

You need to get checked, brahsef.


Disregard that. I suck c**ks so I don't even care about the ladies. Lolol.

-10/10

Don't do old styles of dancing. I mean when are you going to be able to show it. Think "Dancing I can do in a club". Also you can learn cooking and playing an instrument and BAM chick magnet.


>skanking
At what point did you ever think something named 'skanking' was a good idea to suggest to anyone? F**king moron. F**k off.

Oh but bitches LOOOVE skanking!
Don't hate us bruv.
INNIT INNIT??


-10/10

Oh sorry, got it right this time. :D

Salsa is a great idea. Search for salsa bars in your town to meet chicks.

When I first saw this picture I thought it was a man holding a towel and a bulbasaur at his leg.

Hey OP, i dance alot irl...
And well, I guess it can bring the girls. Just as long as you got good charisma too. You cant be shy or anything and dance. Just doesnt rly work.
Also, freaking out on the dance floor is also a good way to get girls. This barely requires any training at all.

So I'm not a big fan of dancing, but it apparently brings the ladies.
Thinking about taking some classes. I'm hispanic, so Salsa comes to mind.
What do you anons think? anyone else dance? how do i make myself enjoy it?

Makes sense man. Dancing is about finding harmony between the bodies of two partners. Pretty much sex, but not. Stands to reason that someone good at dancing has more potential than someone who isn't to be awesome in bed.
Both are admirable traits.

I only do the horizontal rhumba. It's really more of a rape than anything

Speaking as a skinny white bitch, I would love to be asked to dance by a smouldering latin lover type. Granted, I would be all, "But I can't dance!" This however, only opens up opportunities for you to be f**king suave and teach me.
I don't know how you can learn to "enjoy" dancing though. Dancing's pretty fun as long as you're not too worried about everyone watching and judging you. Just relax and don't take it too seriously.

So I'm not a big fan of dancing, but it apparently brings the ladies.
Thinking about taking some classes. I'm hispanic, so Salsa comes to mind.
What do you anons think? anyone else dance? how do i make myself enjoy it?

i used to take ballroom dancing classes (18 male before anyone asks) as i always thought it was the sh*t. did the jive, foxtrot, waltz, salsa, and probably a couple others i can't remember. i definitely recommend it. at first i was really nervous, but i had so much fun with my partner, i girl from my school that it made up for it. and yeah, it's f**king great getting to feel up and grind on some gorgeous girl.
do it op!

Did I ever tell you...

that you looked so hot...
in that mini skirt...
but on me...

it looked so much prettier...
(so much prettier)


i used to take ballroom dancing classes (18 male before anyone asks) as i always thought it was the sh*t. did the jive, foxtrot, waltz, salsa, and probably a couple others i can't remember. i definitely recommend it. at first i was really nervous, but i had so much fun with my partner, i girl from my school that it made up for it. and yeah, it's f**king great getting to feel up and grind on some gorgeous girl.
do it op!

continuing from this,
Speaking as a skinny white bitch, I would love to be asked to dance by a smouldering latin lover type. Granted, I would be all, "But I can't dance!" This however, only opens up opportunities for you to be f**king suave and teach me.
I don't know how you can learn to "enjoy" dancing though. Dancing's pretty fun as long as you're not too worried about everyone watching and judging you. Just relax and don't take it too seriously.

i taught some of my friends some of the dances, and this lady-anon is correct. it's sexy as hell, and, they're obviously going to be worse than you, so, you feel like a pro too!

holy sh*t i thought the guy was grabbing a severed head

Damn. It took me 2 minutes staring at OP's pic to work out what the hell it was. I thought the dude was holding a towel or some sh*t.

My dancing style hasn't changed in years.
It consists of jumping up on the same spot and occasionally flailing my arms.

OP, girl here ,yeah it's pretty hot. But you have to do it in a masculine yet graceful way.. you know?

i normally shake my ass and flick my arms up and down occasionally.
it's really very girly.

I dance. I'm hispanic too but my parents weren't the dancing type so I missed out until college.
Now I still have issues improvising and not dancing boringly, but I figure the groove will come with time.

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