Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Are you happy with your penis?

Hello anonymous.
Are you satisfied with your c**k?
I can honestly say I'm very satisfied with mine, it's about 7-7.5 inches, pretty thick (nothing too abnormal though) and uncut (which I f**king love because it feels really f**king good).
It leans a bit to the left but I'm completely fine with it.




Mine has been working fine for me.
Then again I haven't used it on anything other than my hand

I'm 6.5 inches, not sure how long around. My partners seem fine with it, so im satisfied.

I guess it's fine. I personally don't think much of it, but the one girl who's had access to it had good things to say, so I guess it works.

Not really.
It's average size, but would be above average if I lost some god damn weight. It's also cut, which I hate.

yes and only f**s make threads about c**ks.

Mine doesn't get much use since I'm usually taking it up the pooper. No issues so far, my foreskin was a bit tight for a while but seems to have fixed itself.

7" here
im happy with mine. sure it would be nice to have another inch, but being above average keeps me from every complaining.

Mine is about 6.5 inches. I wish it was 7.25 inches. I'd be happy with that.

It's pretty good i guess. It's average-size. Cut, too, which I don't understand, since my family isn't religious at all. That doesn't seem to affect anything though.
inb4 cut vs uncut sh*tstorm

I'm unhappy with the "tackle" I have.

6,5 long, 5,5ish girth (depends on where i measure). Not complaining at all.

Not really. It's 5x5.
But it could be worse I guess, never really had any complaints from anyone I've been with either.

mine is fine
fits inside pants
stuff comes out sometimes
but thats ok
im usually aware

5.2 inches
I don't care, no one will ever see it anyway.

Nope. Mine sucks. It is of average size, and it's cut. F**k you, genetics, and f**k you, parents.

not entirely. it's plenty long (bout 6-6.5) but rather thin. it's plenty for my girlfriend (we were both virgins when we met), but some days i look at it and i'm like "i dont like you right now"

yes and only f**s make threads about c**ks.

OP here, I'm bi. ^_^


OP here, I'm bi. ^_^

>OP here, not ready to admit I'm gay yet (>O.O)>

It's pretty good i guess. It's average-size. Cut, too, which I don't understand, since my family isn't religious at all. That doesn't seem to affect anything though.
inb4 cut vs uncut sh*tstorm

You obviously can't know what it affect, if you would have the skin you would feel even better than you do now when you masturbate\have sex.


>OP here, not ready to admit I'm gay yet (>O.O)>

Nah, I like penis and I like girls, I've only had sex with a girl and nothing else with anyone ever.

>It's about 7-7.5in
>I've never measured it, but it looks decent
*fixed

eh, it's fine i guess.

the c**k in OP is pretty hot

the c**k in OP is pretty hot

I agree. I would go gay for it.

I only measured it once. ~7" long, ~5.5" around. Nothing special.
Sometimes I think it would be nice to have a 8"x6.5" c**k though.

4.5 inches, f**k you all.

Yep
Shame I can't find a c**t or sh*tbox to stick it in

5.2 inches
I don't care, no one will ever see it anyway.

This answer applies to me as well.

6.5x5 inches. I'm satisfied with the length (maybe another half inch would be cool), but I REALLY wish it would thicken up a bit. An older friend told me that his went from 5 inches around to between 6 or 7 (he can't fit the head in a toilet paper roll) in his twenties, and I'm hoping it happens to me too.

Thought I was 7.5x5.5
Then I learned I was measuring wrong and I'm actually 5x4.5
Feels bad man.

5.5 meh 7 would be cool damn... It makes me mad there's nothing I can do

Just under six inches, quite thick. I'm happy with it. Obviously I'd feel more like a man with something upwards of 7, but my girlfriend likes it as it is. And if you think she's lying, I wouldn't care if she was, I still get to f**k her.

7" here
im happy with mine. sure it would be nice to have another inch, but being above average keeps me from every complaining.

>7"
>I'd like another inch
Not sure if coolface.jpg
You do know that's well above average right?

Thought I was 7.5x5.5
Then I learned I was measuring wrong and I'm actually 5x4.5
Feels bad man.

How were you measuring and got it 2 inches off?

Thought I was 7.5x5.5
Then I learned I was measuring wrong and I'm actually 5x4.5
Feels bad man.

Measuring wrong?

7.5x5.5
I could go a little shorter. Im scared once I start having sex ill be wrecking some cervix's

Yeah, I guess I'm satisfied. I'm about 7x6. I easily pass a paper towel roll test. Some girls have complained, most have enjoyed it. Maybe I'd like 8x6 better, but deep down I know I'm probably good to go with what I've got...


>7"
>I'd like another inch
Not sure if coolface.jpg
You do know that's well above average right?

Doesn't mean 8 inches won't be nice.

something like 6-6.5" length and 5.5-6" girth. I'm fine with my size really, I just wish I wasn't f**king circumcised...


How were you measuring and got it 2 inches off?


Measuring wrong?

If you measure from the base it adds like 1-2 inches.


How were you measuring and got it 2 inches off?

I suspect he was measuring from where his ballsack is instead of from the pubic bone. Under rather than over, if you will.

9". The end is also highly unsensitive, so it's uncommon for me to ejaculate during sex. Also yes, it's too long, but I wouldn't want it smaller.


Measuring wrong?


How were you measuring and got it 2 inches off?

Measuring from the bottom (but not balls) instead of the public bone + high curving penis = big difference. So when I put both hands on it without pressing hard on anything I can have my head popping out from my hands, but if I put my hand "backwards" on top of my dick (so my palm is covering the top) I can't do that.


I suspect he was measuring from where his ballsack is instead of from the pubic bone. Under rather than over, if you will.



If you measure from the base it adds like 1-2 inches.

Yep. Also measuring base width instead of midshaft.
I will never fill a toilet paper roll or satisfy a woman ;_;

Sure is the same over-exaggerating uncut f** posting in this thread lol.

it's not curved and doesn't lean to any side.
2.5 inches side to side.
looks so hawt, just shy of 8 long


Yep. Also measuring base width instead of midshaft.
I will never fill a toilet paper roll or satisfy a woman ;_;

Fill a toilet paper roll? What?
My c**k can't go inside those....did I pass some test or something?

6"5 inches, although once i went 5 days without masturbating and on the day i blew my load my dick looked way bigger than usual and i measured it to be a solid 7".
The only problem is my foreskin won't pull perfectly all the way back, it sort of bunches up just under the head on the top of my penis and I'm worried when a girl sees it she's going to think what the f**k is all this extra foreskin?
Pic related, I don't know how normal this is but i wish i would go away :(
Pic related, not my penis but the same deal.


Fill a toilet paper roll? What?
My c**k can't go inside those....did I pass some test or something?

Yes. C**kroll

No. F**kin' small. :( FML

I love mine so much I'm playing with it now.
6.5 - 7" long; uncut; would like to get laid someday :|

6"5 inches, although once i went 5 days without masturbating and on the day i blew my load my dick looked way bigger than usual and i measured it to be a solid 7".
The only problem is my foreskin won't pull perfectly all the way back, it sort of bunches up just under the head on the top of my penis and I'm worried when a girl sees it she's going to think what the f**k is all this extra foreskin?
Pic related, I don't know how normal this is but i wish i would go away :(
Pic related, not my penis but the same deal.

I'm kind of this way, except my c**k doesn't look sick.
When I'm REALLY hard though it doesn't even go that low, just below the head, but when my c**k is wet it goes really smoothly and it just feels great.
The girl I was with loved how my c**k looked, as well as a few other girls who have seen it.


I'm kind of this way, except my c**k doesn't look sick.
When I'm REALLY hard though it doesn't even go that low, just below the head, but when my c**k is wet it goes really smoothly and it just feels great.
The girl I was with loved how my c**k looked, as well as a few other girls who have seen it.

Well, that post was slightly reassuring.


Well, that post was slightly reassuring.

I've read about it actually and it happens because that part that connects the foreskin on the other side of our c**k is shorter than usual, I think there's a small operation where the doctor just cuts it a bit and it makes the foreskin much less tight than it is (NOT f**king cirumcision).
It doesn't bother me too much though so I didn't look deeper into it.


I've read about it actually and it happens because that part that connects the foreskin on the other side of our c**k is shorter than usual, I think there's a small operation where the doctor just cuts it a bit and it makes the foreskin much less tight than it is (NOT f**king cirumcision).
It doesn't bother me too much though so I didn't look deeper into it.

Our c**ks*, or My c**k, lol.

no.
phimosis...

no.
phimosis...

Look into ways to cure it.
(Circumsicion isn't the only way)

6"5 inches, although once i went 5 days without masturbating and on the day i blew my load my dick looked way bigger than usual and i measured it to be a solid 7".
The only problem is my foreskin won't pull perfectly all the way back, it sort of bunches up just under the head on the top of my penis and I'm worried when a girl sees it she's going to think what the f**k is all this extra foreskin?
Pic related, I don't know how normal this is but i wish i would go away :(
Pic related, not my penis but the same deal.

That is pretty much normal when you're hard. It should only go back enough to expose the glans (the helmet). Remember that all the skin you use to fold back when flaccid is covering your shaft when erect, especially if you're a grower.

Sure is the same over-exaggerating uncut f** posting in this thread lol.

You sound bitter about your penis. Would you like a hug? Someone will be here shortly to hug you. <3

It works. That's all I care about.

Average i think
Sometimes on good days when I haven't had a wank in a while and it's hard as steel it gets to about 7 or so.
Thick enough to pass the toilet paper roll test, so i'm happy.

I want my foreskin back

7x6 uncut, I'm fine with it

Fully erect mines about 6.5 and 6 around.
I'm pretty satisfied with the size but my frenulum is a bit short and my foreskin won't go further than just under the head of the penis. Kinda like the one in OP's pic.

mine is 8.5inches and that's more than enough.

5.5 on a really good day by just under 5.5 girth.
Satisfied with girth, would love to be 0.5 -1 inch longer to be more average.
Oh well thats life.

around 7x5.5
not really
I want to be 8x6 or 7.5x6
JELQING gogogogogogo!

9". The end is also highly unsensitive, so it's uncommon for me to ejaculate during sex. Also yes, it's too long, but I wouldn't want it smaller.

Pictures or it did not occur.

4-5 inches, very thin, dont care, only female to see/touch it was a doctor, even if i do ever get laid it will probably be nothing more than a one night stand where I dont even know the girls name.

around 7x5.5
not really
I want to be 8x6 or 7.5x6
JELQING gogogogogogo!

This pretty much. I'd love to be really girthy.
But I'm not going to Jelque due to the probable erectile dysfunction later in life.

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  1. No, and fuck all you lucky shits.

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