Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Are you a functional alcoholic?

ITT: Functional Alcoholism
How skilled are you at drinking during your regular workday & home life that no one can tell you're drunk? Does this make you feel bad. Do you think you'll ever stop? If so, what would it take?
Just looking for others who might understand this situation...




Any ration person would deduce that antidepressants are far more efficient than alcohol.

I'm a high functioning unemployed alcoholic, feels good man.

Any ration person would deduce that antidepressants are far more efficient than alcohol.

What if one were to use both, and still be able to function every day?

Most drunks are still asleep at this time of day.


What if one were to use both, and still be able to function every day?

Alcohol is a depressant.
Anti-depressants are anti-depressants.
You are a moron.

My ex's father would be drunk 24/7. He's an independent contractor too.
Needless to say, she had a sh*tload of daddy issues.


Alcohol is a depressant.
Anti-depressants are anti-depressants.
You are a moron.

Why? I get the best of both worlds.

drunks

Most drunks are still asleep at this time of day.

What time exactly? Global time? What time is that?


What time exactly? Global time? What time is that?

1:36 Central Standard Time. Most drunks I know are f**king asleep. I figured some of you a**holes might be awake.


Alcohol is a depressant.
Anti-depressants are anti-depressants.
You are a moron.

>perpetuating what amounts to an urban legend by misusing ill-defined terms to suggest drugs operate on a one-dimensional spectrum


>perpetuating what amounts to an urban legend by misusing ill-defined terms to suggest drugs operate on a one-dimensional spectrum

Excellent point.


Alcohol is a depressant.
Anti-depressants are anti-depressants.
You are a moron.

>implying that "depressant" has anything to do with "anti-depressants"
F**king stupid ass f**k.
To OP: it sucks and I'm skilled enough but everybody knows. Being drunk makes you sloppy, that's just the way it goes. You end up making mistakes (like forgetting to freshen your breath etc.). I do think I'll stop and it does make me feel bad, emotionally and physically. For me to stop it'll take moar willpower than I currently have.


Alcohol is a depressant.
Anti-depressants are anti-depressants.
You are a moron.

The fact that they are technically depressants does not factor into the reasons why people consume it. They take it to makes themselves feel better. Well, I say, take drugs. They'll make you feel better with a much much lower mortality rate.
Suck my penis.

Noone can tell when I'm drunk.
I'll never stop drinking. Sh*t rocks and makes me feel good.

I work at an office, and yes, you can get away with a quick sip and there, but only if its extra old cognac, or any other classy alcohol. Don't expect being able to drink beer at work.


>implying that "depressant" has anything to do with "anti-depressants"
F**king stupid ass f**k.
To OP: it sucks and I'm skilled enough but everybody knows. Being drunk makes you sloppy, that's just the way it goes. You end up making mistakes (like forgetting to freshen your breath etc.). I do think I'll stop and it does make me feel bad, emotionally and physically. For me to stop it'll take moar willpower than I currently have.

this. Even if some people won't say something, if you have to work with them every day they will notice.

I'm completely socially inept so I usually drink quite a lot in class to help me communicate with others. I just try to avoid getting to the point where I'm stumbling all over the place and being unable to make coherent statements.

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