Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Tips for satisfying a woman

How often can women have orgasms?
SHould I be worried if first time I don't make her have one through sex?
i'm afraid to try and eat her out if i cant bone her to c*m. i never tasted the women juices before and am afraid i might gag.
I have no one to ask these questions to.




Eat first, f**k later. You're pretty much guaranteed then.

Why the f**k do you care? Blow your load, pop a beer. Life s good that way.

Well it just depends on the chick, I guess. My girlfriend usually only has one huge orgasm. And I can't stand the woman juices, but that's just me. My girlfriend understands so she lets me use flavored lube so I can withstand the taste.

Just make sure she isn't or wasn't recently on the rag, isn't diseased, no yeast infection, and has washed up recently and it's fine.

Well it just depends on the chick, I guess. My girlfriend usually only has one huge orgasm. And I can't stand the woman juices, but that's just me. My girlfriend understands so she lets me use flavored lube so I can withstand the taste.

>she lets me use flavored lube
>lets me
Pathetic.

Some women cannot easily Orgasm from sex - I can't recall the exact numbers (HAH! FACTUAL NUMBERS ON anonymous?) But it was something like 3/10 will only experience a handful of Orgasms from sex.
Lifehack, tho; Your penis curves? Does it curve up? Probably not. If, like me, it curves off to the left then get her to lay down on her right side, with her knees as close to her face as possible without hurting. For some reason this makes us "curved to the side" guys hit better... I've made two girls who claimed "No one's ever made me c*m during sex" orgasm doing this... The second one's reaction was so cute, too; She just lay next to me worn out and barely able to move whispering: "You did it... You did it... I can't believe... Gah that felt so good... You did it..."
And on your last point; I love eating out. I can't imagine a better taste - but not unlike a guy's c*m, it's going to taste rancid if she eats a lot of processed sh*t (Salami and the likes).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO_dIh5KzlU
You should just ask a bitch. Or taste your own c*m and make a judgement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO_dIh5KzlU
You should just ask a bitch. Or taste your own c*m and make a judgement.

It's not the same taste - there's different substances in each. Hers is a lubricant, ours is to impregnate. It literally tastes a little like sweat when you lick it off your top lip, but not quite as tangy...
...I can't explain the taste, but thinking about it has gotten me hard. Thanks, guys...

Why the f**k do you care? Blow your load, pop a beer. Life s good that way.

looking for opinions of someone wqho has actually eaten pu**y

I normally rock one or two out of her.
You shouldn't feel *bad* about her not cumming off of your dick. Use your fingers.

did really read all that
but just slap her around a bit
choke her, rub her up and stick it in her
shell c*m soon

Some women cannot easily Orgasm from sex - I can't recall the exact numbers (HAH! FACTUAL NUMBERS ON anonymous?) But it was something like 3/10 will only experience a handful of Orgasms from sex.
Lifehack, tho; Your penis curves? Does it curve up? Probably not. If, like me, it curves off to the left then get her to lay down on her right side, with her knees as close to her face as possible without hurting. For some reason this makes us "curved to the side" guys hit better... I've made two girls who claimed "No one's ever made me c*m during sex" orgasm doing this... The second one's reaction was so cute, too; She just lay next to me worn out and barely able to move whispering: "You did it... You did it... I can't believe... Gah that felt so good... You did it..."
And on your last point; I love eating out. I can't imagine a better taste - but not unlike a guy's c*m, it's going to taste rancid if she eats a lot of processed sh*t (Salami and the likes).

>handful of Orgasms
lol
OP tell her you are a virgin and are not sure about things
chicks dig that and it's a good way to ask her to put some flavor on. maybe bring some in case she doesn't have any.

How often can women have orgasms?
SHould I be worried if first time I don't make her have one through sex?
i'm afraid to try and eat her out if i cant bone her to c*m. i never tasted the women juices before and am afraid i might gag.
I have no one to ask these questions to.

OP; Do this first.
Instead of going down on her and then choking because you can't stand it, during the foreplay process slide a hand across her stomach and down into her jeans, slip your fingers down until you feel them get wet, bring them back up and suck them.
It'll give you a taste of the taste.
Also; When you're done going down on her, wait for her to initiate kissing again. Not unlike guys some women can't stand the idea of having *that* in their mouths.


>handful of Orgasms
lol
OP tell her you are a virgin and are not sure about things
chicks dig that and it's a good way to ask her to put some flavor on. maybe bring some in case she doesn't have any.

10/10
youregood

OP here. thanks guys.
gonna have to trry the finger licking technique

do you have to be a certain age to buy lube?

do you have to be a certain age to buy lube?

Lol. No, nor condoms. If a cashier or whatever gives you any lip, say it's for a school project or something.

Most girls cant come during sex. They just, cant. They can do it just fine on their own, but during actual f**king it's REALLY difficult.
I forget the reason why, but dont feel bad. She'll fake it to make you feel better.


Lol. No, nor condoms. If a cashier or whatever gives you any lip, say it's for a school project or something.

I once bought lube as a kid, used it to make Napalm.
Most girls cant come during sex. They just, cant. They can do it just fine on their own, but during actual f**king it's REALLY difficult.
I forget the reason why, but dont feel bad. She'll fake it to make you feel better.

You mean they cant come from you!

female here. ever thought of fingering her during sex?
works for me.

Most girls cant come during sex. They just, cant. They can do it just fine on their own, but during actual f**king it's REALLY difficult.
I forget the reason why, but dont feel bad. She'll fake it to make you feel better.

i hope you are female

female here. ever thought of fingering her during sex?
works for me.

There's no room for that, unless I touch the clit or whatever, which she says is too sensitive.

Suck on that clit a little, wait till she tries to cut your head off with her legs. If not that, rub her clit as you f**k.. Stick it in all way, pull back 3 inches or so and pound against her hard & fast. She should climax

do you have to be a certain age to buy lube?

y so underage
get out

How often can women have orgasms?
SHould I be worried if first time I don't make her have one through sex?
i'm afraid to try and eat her out if i cant bone her to c*m. i never tasted the women juices before and am afraid i might gag.
I have no one to ask these questions to.

1. Some women can have orgasms one right after the other, with no break. One of my ex-girlfriends could just keep going and going without stopping, AWESOME.
2. No, it's hard for a lot of women to orgasm. It's not a big fault of yours if you don't make her have one the first time.
3. Well...just take it easy on that before you go jumping right in, then. Take your time.

While we're on the subject, what are some good positions? My gal pal says she likes missionary the best, due to how far I can stick it in, but that's pretty damn boring.

Women don't have orgasms it's a myth you silly boy


There's no room for that, unless I touch the clit or whatever, which she says is too sensitive.

Go around it. Mine is like that too, and this works just fine.

While we're on the subject, what are some good positions? My gal pal says she likes missionary the best, due to how far I can stick it in, but that's pretty damn boring.

Her laying on her side, legs spread. You hunch over her let and pound her. Don't get ass funk on her inner thigh though

While we're on the subject, what are some good positions? My gal pal says she likes missionary the best, due to how far I can stick it in, but that's pretty damn boring.

there is this jap cartoon pic with all kinds of positions, mb someone could post it.
Im sure you will find something to your both liking.

female here. ever thought of fingering her during sex?
works for me.

Not every girls vag is that loose. Penis is enough to fill most of them.

dear OP,
find a girl you like and start dating her. you will learn all of these things in time. stop focusing on sex and trying to get laid instantly by strangers, doing this will not make you a good lover. spending a year with a girl will make you a good lover.


Not every girls vag is that loose. Penis is enough to fill most of them.

lol she means clit you virgin.


lol she means clit you virgin.

No I'm quite certain she wanted to tell us 2 (on good days 3) huge ni**erc**ks fit easily into that loose axewound of hers.

I usually make my woman c*m at least 3-5 times per sexual encounter.

I'm actually really jealous about womens orgasmic capabilities. Stop complaining about less pay, orgasms without end are fine too. Also no refraction period.

Sex is not a matter of physical performance and skills, but mental and emotional skills. Since you sound retarded and emotionally dead, I doubt that you will ever give any woman an orgasm.

dear OP,
find a girl you like and start dating her. you will learn all of these things in time. stop focusing on sex and trying to get laid instantly by strangers, doing this will not make you a good lover. spending a year with a girl will make you a good lover.

i never said i was doing this and you are full of sh*t

The odds of you bringing a girl to orgasm through penetration alone, and no clitoral stimulation are slim to f**king none. And unless you're some kind of sex god that knows the ins and outs of what woman want via coitus, you're not gonna bring a bitch to c*m the first time. At least not until she's comfortable with you. The mind plays the biggest part for women when it comes to orgasms, and comfort is key.
TRUTH: Any guy who doesn't like eating pu**y will never ever truly satisfy a woman. This will immediately make them self conscious, and even sex will feel less arousing, because they'll just be worried that you think THAT'S disgusting too.
It's no worse than making out. Does the thought of making out make you want to gag? If it does, there's something pretty wrong with you.
Imagine if a chick you were really into sexually stated or implied that the idea of putting her mouth on your c**k made her wanna throw up... I can bet you'd probably go flaccid.

The odds of you bringing a girl to orgasm through penetration alone, and no clitoral stimulation are slim to f**king none. And unless you're some kind of sex god that knows the ins and outs of what woman want via coitus, you're not gonna bring a bitch to c*m the first time. At least not until she's comfortable with you. The mind plays the biggest part for women when it comes to orgasms, and comfort is key.
TRUTH: Any guy who doesn't like eating pu**y will never ever truly satisfy a woman. This will immediately make them self conscious, and even sex will feel less arousing, because they'll just be worried that you think THAT'S disgusting too.
It's no worse than making out. Does the thought of making out make you want to gag? If it does, there's something pretty wrong with you.
Imagine if a chick you were really into sexually stated or implied that the idea of putting her mouth on your c**k made her wanna throw up... I can bet you'd probably go flaccid.

Bro when you pack girth girls can't help but c*m their brains out via penetration alone.
It's like something short circuits up in their head and they start speaking in tongues and shaking.
Enjoy your average penis and average sex life.

The odds of you bringing a girl to orgasm through penetration alone, and no clitoral stimulation are slim to f**king none. And unless you're some kind of sex god that knows the ins and outs of what woman want via coitus, you're not gonna bring a bitch to c*m the first time. At least not until she's comfortable with you. The mind plays the biggest part for women when it comes to orgasms, and comfort is key.
TRUTH: Any guy who doesn't like eating pu**y will never ever truly satisfy a woman. This will immediately make them self conscious, and even sex will feel less arousing, because they'll just be worried that you think THAT'S disgusting too.
It's no worse than making out. Does the thought of making out make you want to gag? If it does, there's something pretty wrong with you.
Imagine if a chick you were really into sexually stated or implied that the idea of putting her mouth on your c**k made her wanna throw up... I can bet you'd probably go flaccid.

What the f**k are you babbbling about you're a f**king moron!

The odds of you bringing a girl to orgasm through penetration alone, and no clitoral stimulation are slim to f**king none. And unless you're some kind of sex god that knows the ins and outs of what woman want via coitus, you're not gonna bring a bitch to c*m the first time. At least not until she's comfortable with you. The mind plays the biggest part for women when it comes to orgasms, and comfort is key.
TRUTH: Any guy who doesn't like eating pu**y will never ever truly satisfy a woman. This will immediately make them self conscious, and even sex will feel less arousing, because they'll just be worried that you think THAT'S disgusting too.
It's no worse than making out. Does the thought of making out make you want to gag? If it does, there's something pretty wrong with you.
Imagine if a chick you were really into sexually stated or implied that the idea of putting her mouth on your c**k made her wanna throw up... I can bet you'd probably go flaccid.

>Does the thought of making out make you want to gag? If it does, there's something pretty wrong with you.
Oh god..... I need a doctor.


What the f**k are you babbbling about you're a f**king moron!


Bro when you pack girth girls can't help but c*m their brains out via penetration alone.
It's like something short circuits up in their head and they start speaking in tongues and shaking.
Enjoy your average penis and average sex life.

You really wanna tell me that if a girl isn't comfortable with you, and you've insulted her womanhood by saying that her vaj makes you sick, she's still able to c*m just because your f**ked up manstick is fat? YEAH OKAY!


Bro when you pack girth girls can't help but c*m their brains out via penetration alone.
It's like something short circuits up in their head and they start speaking in tongues and shaking.
Enjoy your average penis and average sex life.

>MY PENIS HURRRR

Some women may not be able to orgasm at all. Ask your girl if she's ever had an orgasm. If she has not, do NOT just keep going forever in an attempt to force it, that puts a lot of pressure on her. I'm not saying don't try, but know when to quit.

eat pu**y all day err day.
op is a fa**ot.


Bro when you pack girth girls can't help but c*m their brains out via penetration alone.
It's like something short circuits up in their head and they start speaking in tongues and shaking.
Enjoy your average penis and average sex life.

I betcha all the girls you have supposedly made c*m were faking it. ;)



You really wanna tell me that if a girl isn't comfortable with you, and you've insulted her womanhood by saying that her vaj makes you sick, she's still able to c*m just because your f**ked up manstick is fat? YEAH OKAY!

How dare you insult this fine Ladies womanhood?
We shall duell at dawn!!!


How dare you insult this fine Ladies womanhood?
We shall duell at dawn!!!

You'd like that, wouldn't you fa**ot?

lol being disgusted by eating a girl out. I bet it's just because you'd rather have a fat c**k in your mouth you fa**ot.

You must realize most girls are incredibly self concious about their vags. Say anything even slightly negative about it and prepare to never see her naked again. They even more insecure about their vags than you are about your pathetic excuses for penises.

You must realize most girls are incredibly self concious about their vags. Say anything even slightly negative about it and prepare to never see her naked again. They even more insecure about their vags than you are about your pathetic excuses for penises.

This times about a million.
Also, if you give a girl good head, and talk about how amazing you think her vagina is, prepare to be worshipped.

Look, OP, do what I do.
F**k foreplay, get sh*tfaced with her. Make out hammered, ravage her tits: there's your foreplay. Then bend her over and stick it in her, you'll have a raging hardon and she'll be soakin wet by then. Fast results, light a smoke and pass out.

Look, OP, do what I do.
F**k foreplay, get sh*tfaced with her. Make out hammered, ravage her tits: there's your foreplay. Then bend her over and stick it in her, you'll have a raging hardon and she'll be soakin wet by then. Fast results, light a smoke and pass out.

sounds pretty failsafe to me

Look, OP, do what I do.
F**k foreplay, get sh*tfaced with her. Make out hammered, ravage her tits: there's your foreplay. Then bend her over and stick it in her, you'll have a raging hardon and she'll be soakin wet by then. Fast results, light a smoke and pass out.

I think the OP was asking about female orgasms, not how to get laid.

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