I was a fat kid, and it was during PE in Elementary School. It was physical fitness day, so we had to record our mile run time and all that sh*t. At the moment though, it was pullups.
The girls had already finished, so they were watching the boys do theirs. I was right behind the most athletic kid in school. He did 20 pullups, and all the girls went OOOOOOOOOOOH!
I walk up there, and can't even do ONE. They all laugh at me.
Your turn.
Loved a girl in second grade, was way too much of a chicken-sh*t to say sh*t to her. Her best friend asked me whether I liked her, I said Yeah, her best friend told the whole school. This was in Elementary, shortly after the girl started dating a 6th grader, sh*t was not cash.
That and living in a car for a while.
ITT: Worst moment in your child hood.
I was a fat kid, and it was during PE in Elementary School. It was physical fitness day, so we had to record our mile run time and all that sh*t. At the moment though, it was pullups.
The girls had already finished, so they were watching the boys do theirs. I was right behind the most athletic kid in school. He did 20 pullups, and all the girls went OOOOOOOOOOOH!
I walk up there, and can't even do ONE. They all laugh at me.
Your turn.
Sh*t, man, I dig you, bro.
Dreaded pullups...
To be honest it wasn't that bad. Nothing really stands out. Sure there was the odd bit of bulling but it's to be expected.
Loved a girl in second grade, was way too much of a chicken-sh*t to say sh*t to her. Her best friend asked me whether I liked her, I said Yeah, her best friend told the whole school. This was in Elementary, shortly after the girl started dating a 6th grader, sh*t was not cash.
That and living in a car for a while.
>love
>2nd grade
SHUT THE F**K UP, GET THE F**K OUT.
I can't think of anything because I've blocked it all out.
Loved a girl in second grade, was way too much of a chicken-sh*t to say sh*t to her. Her best friend asked me whether I liked her, I said Yeah, her best friend told the whole school. This was in Elementary, shortly after the girl started dating a 6th grader, sh*t was not cash.
That and living in a car for a while.
>Loved a girl in second grade
"Dumb tripf**s list
[...]
SleepyFox
Hernie"
After PE in shower. Back when boys and girls shared showers cause we were so young.
I was a lazy kid, i didnt like changing underwear.
So in the morning, when I was getting dressed, I just used same underwear as day before, even though it had skid marks all over it. Like all over. So disgusting now that I think of it. Back then I thought, whatever, its dry. It's very very big and brownish black - but dry. Who cares. I dont wanna take on new underwear.
So after showers my underwear was lying on the floor with the skidmarks facing up. It had falling down while I was in the shower and all the kids including the girls saw it.
They laughed at me and I cried.
The teacher made the girls apologise. but they all knew what a filthy f**k i was, what's an apology gonna do :(
After PE in shower. Back when boys and girls shared showers cause we were so young.
I was a lazy kid, i didnt like changing underwear.
So in the morning, when I was getting dressed, I just used same underwear as day before, even though it had skid marks all over it. Like all over. So disgusting now that I think of it. Back then I thought, whatever, its dry. It's very very big and brownish black - but dry. Who cares. I dont wanna take on new underwear.
So after showers my underwear was lying on the floor with the skidmarks facing up. It had falling down while I was in the shower and all the kids including the girls saw it.
They laughed at me and I cried.
The teacher made the girls apologise. but they all knew what a filthy f**k i was, what's an apology gonna do :(
>Back when boys and girls shared showers cause we were so young
What the f**k?
After PE in shower. Back when boys and girls shared showers cause we were so young.
I was a lazy kid, i didnt like changing underwear.
So in the morning, when I was getting dressed, I just used same underwear as day before, even though it had skid marks all over it. Like all over. So disgusting now that I think of it. Back then I thought, whatever, its dry. It's very very big and brownish black - but dry. Who cares. I dont wanna take on new underwear.
So after showers my underwear was lying on the floor with the skidmarks facing up. It had falling down while I was in the shower and all the kids including the girls saw it.
They laughed at me and I cried.
The teacher made the girls apologise. but they all knew what a filthy f**k i was, what's an apology gonna do :(
>Back when boys and girls shared showers
So many missed opportunities.
I was 11, it happend after Gym class. We had a really monsterous teachter (female), holy sh*t she was ugly as scrotumf**kballsni**er. She forced all the boys to undress and take a shower. I didn't want to when she was looking, but she forced me to undress and take that f**king shower. We all thought it was f**ked up that she was looking at the boys while they were showering, so we decided to tell her that this won't happen again. So me and pretty much all of the boys walked up to her after class and I told her that she shouldn't force us to undress and shower while she was watching. She told me "Why, are you ashamed of anything? If you're the only one..". At that point, all the boys pu**ied out and stepped back. I was on my own.
Next gym class, she knocked and rushed in the door, commanded ME to undress and forced ME into the shower. Holy sh*t that woman was evil.
I was 11, it happend after Gym class. We had a really monsterous teachter (female), holy sh*t she was ugly as scrotumf**kballsni**er. She forced all the boys to undress and take a shower. I didn't want to when she was looking, but she forced me to undress and take that f**king shower. We all thought it was f**ked up that she was looking at the boys while they were showering, so we decided to tell her that this won't happen again. So me and pretty much all of the boys walked up to her after class and I told her that she shouldn't force us to undress and shower while she was watching. She told me "Why, are you ashamed of anything? If you're the only one..". At that point, all the boys pu**ied out and stepped back. I was on my own.
Next gym class, she knocked and rushed in the door, commanded ME to undress and forced ME into the shower. Holy sh*t that woman was evil.
How is a woman allowed in there? When I went to school it was male teacher for the males and female teacher for the females.
How is a woman allowed in there? When I went to school it was male teacher for the males and female teacher for the females.
Not the guy you quoted, but I assume she was allowed because she was ugly as sin and none of the boys would get a boner.
How is a woman allowed in there? When I went to school it was male teacher for the males and female teacher for the females.
She was our only teacher, she was a dictator.
She was our only teacher, she was a dictator.
Whoops wrong tripcode
>Back when boys and girls shared showers
So many missed opportunities.
Not really. If you were that age you probably thought that girls still had cooties. Even if you didn't, they are so undeveloped that only a pedophile would enjoy it.
>Back when boys and girls shared showers cause we were so young
What the f**k?
>Back when boys and girls shared showers
So many missed opportunities.
Dont remember for how long we shared. Maybe till we were like 7, 8 or 9. Something like that.
its 15-16 years ago. Probably changed now
Not really. If you were that age you probably thought that girls still had cooties. Even if you didn't, they are so undeveloped that only a pedophile would enjoy it.
At that age you don't want em seeing your dick either
>Back when boys and girls shared showers cause we were so young
What the f**k?
I've never shared showers as described, but up until I was about 11 my school had us all change clothes for PE in the same room.
Nobody seemed to care atall, myself included.
I recall some of the girls wore bras, even though they were still completely flat. Lolwut.
I was 11, it happend after Gym class. We had a really monsterous teachter (female), holy sh*t she was ugly as scrotumf**kballsni**er. She forced all the boys to undress and take a shower. I didn't want to when she was looking, but she forced me to undress and take that f**king shower. We all thought it was f**ked up that she was looking at the boys while they were showering, so we decided to tell her that this won't happen again. So me and pretty much all of the boys walked up to her after class and I told her that she shouldn't force us to undress and shower while she was watching. She told me "Why, are you ashamed of anything? If you're the only one..". At that point, all the boys pu**ied out and stepped back. I was on my own.
Next gym class, she knocked and rushed in the door, commanded ME to undress and forced ME into the shower. Holy sh*t that woman was evil.
That's f**ked up dude. You should sue the woman.
ITT: Worst moment in your child hood.
I was a fat kid, and it was during PE in Elementary School. It was physical fitness day, so we had to record our mile run time and all that sh*t. At the moment though, it was pullups.
The girls had already finished, so they were watching the boys do theirs. I was right behind the most athletic kid in school. He did 20 pullups, and all the girls went OOOOOOOOOOOH!
I walk up there, and can't even do ONE. They all laugh at me.
Your turn.
I can do 30 perfect form chinups, U mad?
I've never shared showers as described, but up until I was about 11 my school had us all change clothes for PE in the same room.
Nobody seemed to care atall, myself included.
I recall some of the girls wore bras, even though they were still completely flat. Lolwut.
nudity is only an issue when adults make it one.
in b4 pedorants
>love
>2nd grade
SHUT THE F**K UP, GET THE F**K OUT.
>Loved a girl in second grade
"Dumb tripf**s list
[...]
SleepyFox
Hernie"
Let me guess, what you had was special and I'm demeaning it by calling my thing love?
That's f**ked up dude. You should sue the woman.
She died last year.
That's f**ked up dude. You should sue the woman.
Lol pu**y ass Amerif**s.
I was 11, it happend after Gym class. We had a really monsterous teachter (female), holy sh*t she was ugly as scrotumf**kballsni**er. She forced all the boys to undress and take a shower. I didn't want to when she was looking, but she forced me to undress and take that f**king shower. We all thought it was f**ked up that she was looking at the boys while they were showering, so we decided to tell her that this won't happen again. So me and pretty much all of the boys walked up to her after class and I told her that she shouldn't force us to undress and shower while she was watching. She told me "Why, are you ashamed of anything? If you're the only one..". At that point, all the boys pu**ied out and stepped back. I was on my own.
Next gym class, she knocked and rushed in the door, commanded ME to undress and forced ME into the shower. Holy sh*t that woman was evil.
Similar story, when I was about 10 years old our teacher had gotten majorly pissed off about something during our swimming lesson, and she sent all of the boys back to the changing rooms and told us to get dressed again.
After a minute, just before we're done drying off she barges into changing room and starts bitching about our bad behaviour.
Needless to say, everyone scrambles to cover themselves, and all she does is stand there with her hands on the hips. My memory of her next line is crystal clear: "Don't bother hiding it, I've seen it all before." Followed by a snort and a smug grin.
ITT: Worst moment in your child hood.
I was a fat kid, and it was during PE in Elementary School. It was physical fitness day, so we had to record our mile run time and all that sh*t. At the moment though, it was pullups.
The girls had already finished, so they were watching the boys do theirs. I was right behind the most athletic kid in school. He did 20 pullups, and all the girls went OOOOOOOOOOOH!
I walk up there, and can't even do ONE. They all laugh at me.
Your turn.
Dude that sucks. I couldn't get up the rope in school, that sh*t was embarrassing.
I like how the entire thread is about gym class so far.
Dude that sucks. I couldn't get up the rope in school, that sh*t was embarrassing.
I swear that f**king rope was oiled. It was smooth as sh*t and my hand always just slid straight down it. I couldn't get more than foot off the ground no matter how hard I tried.
All I got for my efforts was laughter and rope burns.
I swear that f**king rope was oiled. It was smooth as sh*t and my hand always just slid straight down it. I couldn't get more than foot off the ground no matter how hard I tried.
All I got for my efforts was laughter and rope burns.
You had sweaty hands
Similar story, when I was about 10 years old our teacher had gotten majorly pissed off about something during our swimming lesson, and she sent all of the boys back to the changing rooms and told us to get dressed again.
After a minute, just before we're done drying off she barges into changing room and starts bitching about our bad behaviour.
Needless to say, everyone scrambles to cover themselves, and all she does is stand there with her hands on the hips. My memory of her next line is crystal clear: "Don't bother hiding it, I've seen it all before." Followed by a snort and a smug grin.
You should have copied her pose and bared your manhood for all to see.
Just because you don't give a f**k.
You should have copied her pose and bared your manhood for all to see.
Just because you don't give a f**k.
That's what i woulda done. Then went up to her and c**kslapped that old c**t right in the f**kin' face.
You should have copied her pose and bared your manhood for all to see.
Just because you don't give a f**k.
rofl, if I only I had.
At the start of each term at highschool we'd have to do two horrible physical activities.
The first was called the beep test where you had to run over a distance before a beep. The beeps would get faster. You had to record where you couldn't keep up. Being a fatass I was usually first to fall out. I hated this as I always wanted to do more but couldnt. Turns out now after a simple medical test that I lose weight at a 1/10th the rate of a normal person so no matter what I ate or exercise I took would lose much. F**king sigh. I've lost over 100lbs this year now I have the meds.
Second was we had to run around the grounds of our school during the first sports lessons. These grounds were about 2 miles around. Again being a fatass I'd be near the end. The worst of these was when the head of year announced to the whole year congratulating me for being last - I f**king wasn't and was at least 20 from the end - I was proud of this fact and he totally took it away from me. I tried hard to achieve that placing.
cont.
At the start of each term at highschool we'd have to do two horrible physical activities.
The first was called the beep test where you had to run over a distance before a beep. The beeps would get faster. You had to record where you couldn't keep up. Being a fatass I was usually first to fall out. I hated this as I always wanted to do more but couldnt. Turns out now after a simple medical test that I lose weight at a 1/10th the rate of a normal person so no matter what I ate or exercise I took would lose much. F**king sigh. I've lost over 100lbs this year now I have the meds.
Second was we had to run around the grounds of our school during the first sports lessons. These grounds were about 2 miles around. Again being a fatass I'd be near the end. The worst of these was when the head of year announced to the whole year congratulating me for being last - I f**king wasn't and was at least 20 from the end - I was proud of this fact and he totally took it away from me. I tried hard to achieve that placing.
cont.
> continued.
At elementary school, I'd always be teamed up with the girl I had a huge crush on. I loved it but hated it. Being the fatass I hated having to do stuff infront of her but I loved being able to watch her in tight shorts. I also was quite a good actor so I'd get the lead roles in our usual christmas plays. She was one to play the queen and I was to be the king. I felt massively awkward because of this and insisted I got a sh*tty part. I found out she loved me after I left the school - F**K.
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For the best moments:
I used to play with a few local kids in one of the gardens. This kid had a climbing frame which we'd chuck blankets over and pretend it was a fire engine (lame yeh) since the blankets were red. I'd drive along with this girl called Kate. She would put her hand down my pants and feel me up. I made sure the others stayed in the "back" of the engine. Heheheh.
I never touched her - should have tbh. Found out she had a huge crush on me. She is like 9/10 now.
Made out with my first girlfriend on my bed. She kept grinding on my boner. Awesome. She is a redhead but tries to hide it now by colouring her hair black.
> continued.
At elementary school, I'd always be teamed up with the girl I had a huge crush on. I loved it but hated it. Being the fatass I hated having to do stuff infront of her but I loved being able to watch her in tight shorts. I also was quite a good actor so I'd get the lead roles in our usual christmas plays. She was one to play the queen and I was to be the king. I felt massively awkward because of this and insisted I got a sh*tty part. I found out she loved me after I left the school - F**K.
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For the best moments:
I used to play with a few local kids in one of the gardens. This kid had a climbing frame which we'd chuck blankets over and pretend it was a fire engine (lame yeh) since the blankets were red. I'd drive along with this girl called Kate. She would put her hand down my pants and feel me up. I made sure the others stayed in the "back" of the engine. Heheheh.
I never touched her - should have tbh. Found out she had a huge crush on me. She is like 9/10 now.
Made out with my first girlfriend on my bed. She kept grinding on my boner. Awesome. She is a redhead but tries to hide it now by colouring her hair black.
Loved a girl in second grade, was way too much of a chicken-sh*t to say sh*t to her. Her best friend asked me whether I liked her, I said Yeah, her best friend told the whole school. This was in Elementary, shortly after the girl started dating a 6th grader, sh*t was not cash.
That and living in a car for a while.
Please stop saying you loved or girl loved you.
In elementary school or even younger, you. don't. f**king. love. anything. except. your. mother.
Please stop saying you loved or girl loved you.
In elementary school or even younger, you. don't. f**king. love. anything. except. your. mother.
hurrrr durrr hurrrrr
Don't rage bro. She is the one who said it at 16.
> continued.
At elementary school, I'd always be teamed up with the girl I had a huge crush on. I loved it but hated it. Being the fatass I hated having to do stuff infront of her but I loved being able to watch her in tight shorts. I also was quite a good actor so I'd get the lead roles in our usual christmas plays. She was one to play the queen and I was to be the king. I felt massively awkward because of this and insisted I got a sh*tty part. I found out she loved me after I left the school - F**K.
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For the best moments:
I used to play with a few local kids in one of the gardens. This kid had a climbing frame which we'd chuck blankets over and pretend it was a fire engine (lame yeh) since the blankets were red. I'd drive along with this girl called Kate. She would put her hand down my pants and feel me up. I made sure the others stayed in the "back" of the engine. Heheheh.
I never touched her - should have tbh. Found out she had a huge crush on me. She is like 9/10 now.
Made out with my first girlfriend on my bed. She kept grinding on my boner. Awesome. She is a redhead but tries to hide it now by colouring her hair black.
At the start of each term at highschool we'd have to do two horrible physical activities.
The first was called the beep test where you had to run over a distance before a beep. The beeps would get faster. You had to record where you couldn't keep up. Being a fatass I was usually first to fall out. I hated this as I always wanted to do more but couldnt. Turns out now after a simple medical test that I lose weight at a 1/10th the rate of a normal person so no matter what I ate or exercise I took would lose much. F**king sigh. I've lost over 100lbs this year now I have the meds.
Second was we had to run around the grounds of our school during the first sports lessons. These grounds were about 2 miles around. Again being a fatass I'd be near the end. The worst of these was when the head of year announced to the whole year congratulating me for being last - I f**king wasn't and was at least 20 from the end - I was proud of this fact and he totally took it away from me. I tried hard to achieve that placing.
cont.
the pity I have for you is remarkable
the pity I have for you is remarkable
why pity?
ITT: Worst moment in your child hood.
I was a fat kid, and it was during PE in Elementary School. It was physical fitness day, so we had to record our mile run time and all that sh*t. At the moment though, it was pullups.
The girls had already finished, so they were watching the boys do theirs. I was right behind the most athletic kid in school. He did 20 pullups, and all the girls went OOOOOOOOOOOH!
I walk up there, and can't even do ONE. They all laugh at me.
Your turn.
Sh*t bro, pullups are trivial for kids, due to greater strength/weight ratio. That athletic kid is such a phony.
20 pullups is no f**king joke for an adult, especially palms facing away. However I bet that kid was like 12 or something. What a f**.
My older brother used to torment me mercilessly and my parents never did anything about it. I hate him. I really hate him and I hope he dies painfully. I also hate my parents for never protecting me and punishing me when I tried to stand up to him.
I used to wet the bed pretty much every night. One day, while I was out, he went into my room and he broke everything I owned and he pissed on my bed. I was 13 years old and I begged my parents to punish him, but they wouldn't. He was 20 at the time.
My older brother used to torment me mercilessly and my parents never did anything about it. I hate him. I really hate him and I hope he dies painfully. I also hate my parents for never protecting me and punishing me when I tried to stand up to him.
I used to wet the bed pretty much every night. One day, while I was out, he went into my room and he broke everything I owned and he pissed on my bed. I was 13 years old and I begged my parents to punish him, but they wouldn't. He was 20 at the time.
No matter how nice he tries to be to me, I won't ever forgive him. I don't talk to him or my parents, and when I move out, they'll never see or hear from me again. That's what they deserve for what they did.
Please stop saying you loved or girl loved you.
In elementary school or even younger, you. don't. f**king. love. anything. except. your. mother.
Doesn't matter if we didn't. Still thought we did, and it adds to the feeling bad.
I was the athletic kid... Now I'm a web reject because of hereditary mental illness.
No matter how nice he tries to be to me, I won't ever forgive him. I don't talk to him or my parents, and when I move out, they'll never see or hear from me again. That's what they deserve for what they did.
You'll regret that some day.
In 4th grade a particularly disgusting female insulted my grandmother who had recently died, I would've beaten her with a chair but I was raised not to hit girls so LOL W/E
I walked into my fathers house, and found him dead in his favorite chair. He died because of heart failure. I also found out that there had been a burglary there AFTER he died.
You'll regret that some day.
No, I won't. They made the first 15 years of my life hell and that piece of sh*t only stopped and moved out when I broke his nose on the wall the first time. Of course my parents called the police on me and had me arrested, they wanted to see me getting sodomized on the kitchen floor.
You guys have had easy childhoods.
BAWWW GIRLS LAUGHED AT ME FOR BEING A HUMAN MY TEACHER WAS MEAN TOO BOOHOO MOMMY
Except this guy, as long as his brother beats him up severely every once in a while:My older brother used to torment me mercilessly and my parents never did anything about it. I hate him. I really hate him and I hope he dies painfully. I also hate my parents for never protecting me and punishing me when I tried to stand up to him.
I used to wet the bed pretty much every night. One day, while I was out, he went into my room and he broke everything I owned and he pissed on my bed. I was 13 years old and I begged my parents to punish him, but they wouldn't. He was 20 at the time.
3rd grade. my religious education teacher called me out of class and took me too the adjoining room for "privacy". The door doesn't close so everything said inside can be heard from the classroom.
She told me that I'd go the hell and burn for eternity because I was gay. Later on I was gang beaten.
3rd grade. my religious education teacher called me out of class and took me too the adjoining room for "privacy". The door doesn't close so everything said inside can be heard from the classroom.
She told me that I'd go the hell and burn for eternity because I was gay. Later on I was gang beaten.
Were you gay that young? You have faulty genetics, please die.
When I was like 13 my mom went spazzing off on her meds again. For some reason this time I thought it would be an okay idea to call 911.
So 911 decides to send one f**king cop and when he gets to my house hes all "uh what the f**k am i supposed to do?" At one point he tried to make awkward-ass small talk with me while my mom was having a f**king fit in the next room.... awkward as f**k.
So after the cop leaves after what may have been the awkwardest 20 minutes of my 13 years, I decide to call up this girl i was trying to make my girlfriend, while my mom cools down at home.
At the mall, while we're going up some escalators, i see the SAME F**KING COP on the floor below. We make eye-contact and he goes "hows your mom?"
had to explain to the girl i f**king cringe whenever i think about it now.
3rd grade. my religious education teacher called me out of class and took me too the adjoining room for "privacy". The door doesn't close so everything said inside can be heard from the classroom.
She told me that I'd go the hell and burn for eternity because I was gay. Later on I was gang beaten.
lol. I've had a few experiences like that. My mom was a paranoid bible thumping hag and she used to accuse me of being gay all the time. She didn't let me have any male friends growing up and she used to beat me.
Ironically, I hate women so much that I can't enter into sexual relationships with them.
When I was like 13 my mom went spazzing off on her meds again. For some reason this time I thought it would be an okay idea to call 911.
So 911 decides to send one f**king cop and when he gets to my house hes all "uh what the f**k am i supposed to do?" At one point he tried to make awkward-ass small talk with me while my mom was having a f**king fit in the next room.... awkward as f**k.
So after the cop leaves after what may have been the awkwardest 20 minutes of my 13 years, I decide to call up this girl i was trying to make my girlfriend, while my mom cools down at home.
At the mall, while we're going up some escalators, i see the SAME F**KING COP on the floor below. We make eye-contact and he goes "hows your mom?"
had to explain to the girl i f**king cringe whenever i think about it now.
Well duh. You ask for the ambulance, not the police.
Were you gay that young? You have faulty genetics, please die.
Oh I actually wasn't gay.
Well duh. You ask for the ambulance, not the police.
yeah they sent an ambulance as well as a f**king cop for some reason. The ambulance left after like 5 minutes because i told them its cool.
When I was like 13 my mom went spazzing off on her meds again. For some reason this time I thought it would be an okay idea to call 911.
So 911 decides to send one f**king cop and when he gets to my house hes all "uh what the f**k am i supposed to do?" At one point he tried to make awkward-ass small talk with me while my mom was having a f**king fit in the next room.... awkward as f**k.
So after the cop leaves after what may have been the awkwardest 20 minutes of my 13 years, I decide to call up this girl i was trying to make my girlfriend, while my mom cools down at home.
At the mall, while we're going up some escalators, i see the SAME F**KING COP on the floor below. We make eye-contact and he goes "hows your mom?"
had to explain to the girl i f**king cringe whenever i think about it now.
>had to explain to the girl i f**king cringe whenever i think about it now.
Sh*t.
You poor bastard.
No, I won't. They made the first 15 years of my life hell and that piece of sh*t only stopped and moved out when I broke his nose on the wall the first time. Of course my parents called the police on me and had me arrested, they wanted to see me getting sodomized on the kitchen floor.
Sounds like you were the accident child they never wanted.
3rd grade. my religious education teacher called me out of class and took me too the adjoining room for "privacy". The door doesn't close so everything said inside can be heard from the classroom.
She told me that I'd go the hell and burn for eternity because I was gay. Later on I was gang beaten.
Seriously?
Sounds like you could have sued the sh*t out of her.
Why were all of you trying so hard in gym when you were fat? It's just embarrassing to exert yourself that much in front of your classmates when you're overweight.
I remember when I was in junior high, I was also pretty chubby, but in gym I would make a point to not even try. It's better to be known as the lazy guy who immediately walks to the front of the field and asks for the other team to hit you with the dodge ball, than to be the fat guy that's scurrying all over thinking that they could impress girls.
Why were all of you trying so hard in gym when you were fat? It's just embarrassing to exert yourself that much in front of your classmates when you're overweight.
I remember when I was in junior high, I was also pretty chubby, but in gym I would make a point to not even try. It's better to be known as the lazy guy who immediately walks to the front of the field and asks for the other team to hit you with the dodge ball, than to be the fat guy that's scurrying all over thinking that they could impress girls.
Then you'd get a bad grade in P.E. I have never gotten below a B in anything, and refuse to.
Ehh, cannot remember. Never had any truly horrid sh*t.
SO I WENT SWIMMING IN A POOL FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I DIDNT KNOW THE KID ALL TOO WELL AND DIDNT KNOW ANY OF HIS FRIENDS
WHEN WE WEREE DONE I WANTED TO CHANGE BUT DIDNT WANT ANYONE TO SEE ME NAKED AND SO I TRIED TO CHANGE
IN A LOCKER
A SMALL LOCKER
AND THEN SOMEONE SHUT THE DOOR AND I GOT LOCKED INSIDE THE DAMN LOCKER
AND MY DAD WHO CAME TO PICK ME UP HAD TO COME DOWN INTO THE LOCKER ROOM AND GET ME OUT
THE WHOLE TIME EVERYONE WAS YELLING ABOUT HOW I GOT LOCKED IN A LOCKER AND WAS NAKED AS A JAYBIRD
COME TO THINK OF IT THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS I HATE EVERYONE
>get sent home from school for having lice.
>mom forces my head into the kitchen sink
>proceeds to spray Raid c**kroach killer all over me for several minutes
>get sent home from school for having lice.
>mom forces my head into the kitchen sink
>proceeds to spray Raid c**kroach killer all over me for several minutes
oh and
>didn't kill the lice
>get sent home from school for having lice.
>mom forces my head into the kitchen sink
>proceeds to spray Raid c**kroach killer all over me for several minutes
DID YOUR MOM F**K ANIMALS
I can't think of anything because I've blocked it all out.
Blocked memories too, and conscious enough to realize it. Do many people here not even remember the bads? And therefore feel f**ked up for no reason?
>get sent home from school for having lice.
>mom forces my head into the kitchen sink
>proceeds to spray Raid c**kroach killer all over me for several minutes
>Raid
WHY THE F**K would you spray that OVER YOUR KID?
My GOD, are people STUPID?
>Raid
WHY THE F**K would you spray that OVER YOUR KID?
My GOD, are people STUPID?
>My GOD, are people STUPID?
Yes.
This one was my own fault, actually, but auuuugh does it embarass the hell out of me.
In 9th grade I tended never to wear bras even though I was a C cup, as all the shirts I wore were pretty baggy and you couldnt really tell anyways. I was also a cutter, but I didnt do it on my arms, I did it on my chest and breast bone for some reason (HURRR ORIGINAL).
I didnt know that we had PE one day (first day of the quarter in which we had PE, me being the retard I was I hadnt remembered), so instead of bringing my own PE stuff I fished some out of the lost and found.
Right in the middle of me changing I notice evreyone is looking at me, I kinda go lolwut until I realize my shirt is off and I have no bra on, and EVERYONE can see all of these nasty ass cuts all over my bare boobs. One girl even started crying. I got ignored for the rest of the quarter.
It was bad, man.
MORE STORIES. LETS GO anonymous
This one was my own fault, actually, but auuuugh does it embarass the hell out of me.
In 9th grade I tended never to wear bras even though I was a C cup, as all the shirts I wore were pretty baggy and you couldnt really tell anyways. I was also a cutter, but I didnt do it on my arms, I did it on my chest and breast bone for some reason (HURRR ORIGINAL).
I didnt know that we had PE one day (first day of the quarter in which we had PE, me being the retard I was I hadnt remembered), so instead of bringing my own PE stuff I fished some out of the lost and found.
Right in the middle of me changing I notice evreyone is looking at me, I kinda go lolwut until I realize my shirt is off and I have no bra on, and EVERYONE can see all of these nasty ass cuts all over my bare boobs. One girl even started crying. I got ignored for the rest of the quarter.
It was bad, man.
>One girl even started crying.
This one was my own fault, actually, but auuuugh does it embarass the hell out of me.
In 9th grade I tended never to wear bras even though I was a C cup, as all the shirts I wore were pretty baggy and you couldnt really tell anyways. I was also a cutter, but I didnt do it on my arms, I did it on my chest and breast bone for some reason (HURRR ORIGINAL).
I didnt know that we had PE one day (first day of the quarter in which we had PE, me being the retard I was I hadnt remembered), so instead of bringing my own PE stuff I fished some out of the lost and found.
Right in the middle of me changing I notice evreyone is looking at me, I kinda go lolwut until I realize my shirt is off and I have no bra on, and EVERYONE can see all of these nasty ass cuts all over my bare boobs. One girl even started crying. I got ignored for the rest of the quarter.
It was bad, man.
I hope you don't cut anymore :(
>>I walk up there, and can't even do ONE.
Don't feel so bad OP. I played college football and was benching 380 lbs, squatting 675 lbs and cleaning 300 lbs.
I could still never do a f**king pullup. Not even one. Ever. MOTHERF**KER
Farting in front of hot girl in 11th grade.
.... worst thing ever.
This one was my own fault, actually, but auuuugh does it embarass the hell out of me.
In 9th grade I tended never to wear bras even though I was a C cup, as all the shirts I wore were pretty baggy and you couldnt really tell anyways. I was also a cutter, but I didnt do it on my arms, I did it on my chest and breast bone for some reason (HURRR ORIGINAL).
I didnt know that we had PE one day (first day of the quarter in which we had PE, me being the retard I was I hadnt remembered), so instead of bringing my own PE stuff I fished some out of the lost and found.
Right in the middle of me changing I notice evreyone is looking at me, I kinda go lolwut until I realize my shirt is off and I have no bra on, and EVERYONE can see all of these nasty ass cuts all over my bare boobs. One girl even started crying. I got ignored for the rest of the quarter.
It was bad, man.
l think they were horrified by your rolls of fat
>>I walk up there, and can't even do ONE.
Don't feel so bad OP. I played college football and was benching 380 lbs, squatting 675 lbs and cleaning 300 lbs.
I could still never do a f**king pullup. Not even one. Ever. MOTHERF**KER
>>squatting 675
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that's inhumane, unless you weigh close to 280 lb. Still, HOLY F**KING SH*T.
Numerous, numerous situations.. but here's one..
Was in the gym room at school for the first time, so some lads show me how to use the weights and sh*t.
I'm skinny as f**k and they put me onto this weights thing where you have to lie down and push a bar upwards to lift the weights.
Was on a really low setting, I'm sure, and I know that I could have lifted it but I was so nervous that I just couldn't do it.
They all laughed at me :/
I was like 7 and went to the bathroom and a lot of girls were there, the door wouldn't lock, and I didn't realize it until I started pissing. Some girls kept barging in to stare at me. They were all like smiling and looking at me and I was like OMG GTFO. I got so frustrated that I started to cry.
"omg why is she crying? what's wrong? call a teacher!"
WHY THE F**K DO YOU GUYS THINK!? Wow.
So some teacher came into the stall and I was too like "Wtf" to wipe or do anything so I just said I'm okay and got up and left..
This one was my own fault, actually, but auuuugh does it embarass the hell out of me.
In 9th grade I tended never to wear bras even though I was a C cup, as all the shirts I wore were pretty baggy and you couldnt really tell anyways. I was also a cutter, but I didnt do it on my arms, I did it on my chest and breast bone for some reason (HURRR ORIGINAL).
I didnt know that we had PE one day (first day of the quarter in which we had PE, me being the retard I was I hadnt remembered), so instead of bringing my own PE stuff I fished some out of the lost and found.
Right in the middle of me changing I notice evreyone is looking at me, I kinda go lolwut until I realize my shirt is off and I have no bra on, and EVERYONE can see all of these nasty ass cuts all over my bare boobs. One girl even started crying. I got ignored for the rest of the quarter.
It was bad, man.
Not going to rag on your impressive lifts, because that'd be f**king stupid.. HOWEVER, HOWEVER, HOWEVER, in comparison to functional strength applying to real world situations, kind of ironic those numbers mean nothing if you can't do a single pull up.
Not going to rag on your impressive lifts, because that'd be f**king stupid.. HOWEVER, HOWEVER, HOWEVER, in comparison to functional strength applying to real world situations, kind of ironic those numbers mean nothing if you can't do a single pull up.
Man, f**k my C**K. I can't even correctly link to the right post. Well f**k this dumbass ni**er right HERE. ME.
I was responding to>>I walk up there, and can't even do ONE.
Don't feel so bad OP. I played college football and was benching 380 lbs, squatting 675 lbs and cleaning 300 lbs.
I could still never do a f**king pullup. Not even one. Ever. MOTHERF**KER
I hope you don't cut anymore :(
Nah, I dont. It was a temporary thing, more for the aesthetic factor than anything else. I thought they were rather pretty.
l think they were horrified by your rolls of fat
And hurr, no. I was a skinny girl with a large rack.
When I was 4, my mom still wiped my ass. Whenever I took a sh*t Id go 'MOM I NEED A WIPE' and she'd come do it for me. I dont know why she never told me to do it myself.
So on the first day of 4K, I guess kindergarten, I was in the bathroom taking a dump. After Im finished, I naturally assumed the teacher would wipe my ass. I go 'CAN SOMEONE WIPE ME?'
I hear all this snickering, and then the teacher screams in French (international school) 'DO IT YOURSELF, BABY!'
I started to cry. I wouldnt come out until they had to forcibly pull me out, and I still hadnt wiped.
Nah, I dont. It was a temporary thing, more for the aesthetic factor than anything else. I thought they were rather pretty.
And hurr, no. I was a skinny girl with a large rack.
I know what you mean. I have a huge scar on my leg from that which I now regret immensely.
Was awkward explaining to my boyfriend how I got it.
>Early High School
>Some loud-mouthed obese wh**re starts a fight with me for no apparent reason
>I take a few kicks and half-assed punches
>I backhand slap her to get her off of me -once-
>Her nose starts gushing blood
>Everyone comes to her aid, a couple of girls take her to the bathroom to clean up, others berate me and call me a psychopath
>A teacher comes in to drag me to the dean's office
If it weren't for the fact that my friends managed to convince the principal I acted in self-defense, I would probably have been expelled.
Bitches and wh**res.
I know what you mean. I have a huge scar on my leg from that which I now regret immensely.
Was awkward explaining to my boyfriend how I got it.
I did it on my hips too. They look good for about three months, then afterwards get nauseatingly wrinkly and puckered. Bleeeeeh.
Well I apparently had a terrible time as a child, but I honestly don't remember a lot of it. The years until the middle of 1st grade are really fuzzy to me. Maybe I blocked it out? But this is what I do remember:
I went to a f**gy French immersion program for preschoolers/kindergarteners/elementary schoolers whatever. There were bigger kids in like 5th or 4th grade when I was in kindergarten who would make fun of me for my hair (I had a lil girl fro) and generally pick on me. I let them do whatever they want so eventually it escalated and they started hurting me. One event I remember is they got a big red chair and placed the legs on my stomach, then took turns sitting on the chair.
Everyone hated me, the teachers would do typical teacher "I hate u" stuff, and ignore the kids when they picked on me. When my mother found a note in my backpack written by another student telling me to kill myself, she transferred me to an english-speaking public school. And then things were grate.
How is a woman allowed in there? When I went to school it was male teacher for the males and female teacher for the females.
I had a similar thing, it's don't think it's that uncommon.
We had the school retard in our class so when we'd get changed for swimming she's be in the changing rooms helping this tard get dressed.
She stared, man, everyone knew it.
In fifth grade, on Halloween we happened to have PE. It was Heart Month or some such bullsh*t, so there was an obstacle course set up in the gym made to resemble the four chambers of the heart and their functions.
This obstacle course, which returned every year, was the only thing I ever liked doing in PE. I got really into it that day. I was getting through it way faster than I ever had before, which was a huge deal to me because I was overweight and not athletic at all.
At the very end of the course was a set of stairs that led up to the top of the stage (we had one of those combination gym/auditorium rooms). Right as I'm about to finish with by far my best time ever, I went to ascend this set of stairs and hooked my foot on the underside of the first step. I fell forward and tried to brace my fall with my hand, but instead, I caught the edge of the top step with my knuckles and bent my right wrist out and forward, snapping it.
I f**king broke my wrist, in front of my entire class. I recoiled of the steps screaming in pain and horror and crying frantically. A couple of students helped me to the nurse's office. The nurse immediately began looking for something she could use as a splint. She found a small board, but there was nothing readily available to hold my hand down on said board. She ended up requisitioning a Maxi-pad from her purse.
When my mom arrived to take me to the hospital, I had to go get my stuff from my classroom. When I walked in, my class had returned from PE, and they all saw me, disheveled, eyes red from crying, with a Maxi-pad splint.
To make matters worse, that night was Halloween, and I couldn't go trick-or-treating with my friends because I was too doped on morphine.
I remember in 9th grade Id always let guys feel me up in class. It was pretty ridiculous, but it felt audacious, and it made me sort of a bro among the guys, cause I was also smart and shared their sense of humor.
>lol WH**RE
This one day near the end of the school year, one of the teacher's caught this guy sticking his hand down my shirt. The teacher was OLD, too, so he didnt really know what to do, just stood there, and then, good lord, started to laugh. The guy still hadnt taken his hand out of my shirt, either. Horrible day,.
the worst moment in my childhood was the night my mom and her boyfriend had a huge screaming fight and he left her. it was about half a year after my mom and dad got divorced and i don't know, it was just so bad because i was only twelve or thirteen and it seemed to me that there was no such thing as love, and that two people can never stay together, and that in the end there's nobody and we're all just drifting away from each other like so many tiny galaxies in the universe, the stars, the stars
before he left he came up to my room and i was crying and i didn't even like him- he had pierced ears and a rough voice like bellowing, and he said "no, no" and "shush" and my mom was watching crying and i just wanted them to leave me when they said they were leaving, not to stick around and see what it meant, not to know anything at all- love? not, no, never i do not think it
I remember in 9th grade Id always let guys feel me up in class. It was pretty ridiculous, but it felt audacious, and it made me sort of a bro among the guys, cause I was also smart and shared their sense of humor.
>lol WH**RE
This one day near the end of the school year, one of the teacher's caught this guy sticking his hand down my shirt. The teacher was OLD, too, so he didnt really know what to do, just stood there, and then, good lord, started to laugh. The guy still hadnt taken his hand out of my shirt, either. Horrible day,.
Are you a girl?
If so, you weren't there "bro".
If you were to go with them to have some "fun" they would have gang raped you.
I bet you wouldn't have told anyone either and gone to school the next day like nothing happened.
I remember in 9th grade Id always let guys feel me up in class. It was pretty ridiculous, but it felt audacious, and it made me sort of a bro among the guys, cause I was also smart and shared their sense of humor.
>lol WH**RE
This one day near the end of the school year, one of the teacher's caught this guy sticking his hand down my shirt. The teacher was OLD, too, so he didnt really know what to do, just stood there, and then, good lord, started to laugh. The guy still hadnt taken his hand out of my shirt, either. Horrible day,.
your teacher must have been very wise, to find the humor in the wh**re
>high school
>talking to my friend, most likely about vidya
>semi attractive girl that used to be in my class walks over and says hi
>awkward silence, not sure why she's talking to me
>she says she made a bet, she just had to say hi to me
>hear friends giggle when she's walking away
>Bitch.
That was when I realized how bad my social status was.
>high school
>talking to my friend, most likely about vidya
>semi attractive girl that used to be in my class walks over and says hi
>awkward silence, not sure why she's talking to me
>she says she made a bet, she just had to say hi to me
>hear friends giggle when she's walking away
>Bitch.
That was when I realized how bad my social status was.
>high school
>talking to my friend, most likely about vidya
>semi attractive girl that used to be in my class walks over and says hi
>awkward silence, not sure why she's talking to me
>she says she made a bet, she just had to say hi to me
>realize shes a bitch
>yell, "NO I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"
>everyone looks at us
>she looks really embarrassed and runs off
When I was 4, my mom still wiped my ass. Whenever I took a sh*t Id go 'MOM I NEED A WIPE' and she'd come do it for me. I dont know why she never told me to do it myself.
So on the first day of 4K, I guess kindergarten, I was in the bathroom taking a dump. After Im finished, I naturally assumed the teacher would wipe my ass. I go 'CAN SOMEONE WIPE ME?'
I hear all this snickering, and then the teacher screams in French (international school) 'DO IT YOURSELF, BABY!'
I started to cry. I wouldnt come out until they had to forcibly pull me out, and I still hadnt wiped.
i've always wondered how other people whip their ass..
from behind or under ur ballsack?
i've always wondered how other people whip their ass..
from behind or under ur ballsack?
from the front for me, feels awkward the other way
>high school
>talking to my friend, most likely about vidya
>semi attractive girl that used to be in my class walks over and says hi
>awkward silence, not sure why she's talking to me
>she says she made a bet, she just had to say hi to me
>realize shes a bitch
>yell, "NO I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"
>everyone looks at us
>she looks really embarrassed and runs off
You do have to take into account I was (read: am) a passive-aggressive pu**y, so a witty comeback never crossed my mind.
Bump for more stories.
I'd add, but in my short life already (18f** here), I really can't say I remember anything too traumatic. I could list a couple of moments from elementary school and middle school where I felt like a prick, but nothing along the lines of pedophiles and molestation.
12-13 years old. My sister came to visit, and I was watching a movie. She asked me to close the blinds or something, I forget, and I told her to hold on because the movie was almost done and I wanted to see how it ended. She ended up flipping out and I had to run into the closest room and sit against the door to prevent her from opening it as I hear her screaming how much she hates me and how she's going to 'f**king kill' me the second she gets her hands on me. Things go quiet, I look to the window and she's standing there raging with my dad trying to get her to come back inside so the neighbours don't see. After an hour of her abusing the door and yelling at me, she goes to the toilet, so I pack up a bag and had to essentially run away from home that night to prevent her from murdering me. Family didn't do sh*t because they didn't care.
I love my childhood C:
I watched my mother die of cancer when I was 12. (Literally in the room when she passed away)
To be honest, I consider myself lucky in a way. Kids that age can be traumatized by less than that, and I've turned out fairly fine (besides a little above average paranoia, but I doubt it's related).
After PE in shower. Back when boys and girls shared showers cause we were so young.
I was a lazy kid, i didnt like changing underwear.
So in the morning, when I was getting dressed, I just used same underwear as day before, even though it had skid marks all over it. Like all over. So disgusting now that I think of it. Back then I thought, whatever, its dry. It's very very big and brownish black - but dry. Who cares. I dont wanna take on new underwear.
So after showers my underwear was lying on the floor with the skidmarks facing up. It had falling down while I was in the shower and all the kids including the girls saw it.
They laughed at me and I cried.
The teacher made the girls apologise. but they all knew what a filthy f**k i was, what's an apology gonna do :(
>I dont wanna take on new underwear.
I laughed so hard at the thought of some one fighting a five foot tall pair of underwear.
Worst moment I can remember:
Kindergarden; I'm the weird white kid in a class ful of mexicans. I remember being horrified of the 1st grade teacher there for no logcal readon, she just scared me sh*tless. Woke up one night screaming "NO MRS. (whatever the f**k her name was)!!!!" Next day, guess who was transfered out of that school.
and a bad event turned good that I can't entirely remember:
5th grade, for some reason, I was crying like a little bitch (more than likely some stupid and trivial). Another guy in the class is reading the pamphlet for the book fair we were having that week. He reads the title of a book called "Funky Frank" and mispronounces it, calling it instead "F**king Frank". I end up laughing like a mad-man the whole rest of the day.
also, bump because I love these threads
This one was my own fault, actually, but auuuugh does it embarass the hell out of me.
In 9th grade I tended never to wear bras even though I was a C cup, as all the shirts I wore were pretty baggy and you couldnt really tell anyways. I was also a cutter, but I didnt do it on my arms, I did it on my chest and breast bone for some reason (HURRR ORIGINAL).
I didnt know that we had PE one day (first day of the quarter in which we had PE, me being the retard I was I hadnt remembered), so instead of bringing my own PE stuff I fished some out of the lost and found.
Right in the middle of me changing I notice evreyone is looking at me, I kinda go lolwut until I realize my shirt is off and I have no bra on, and EVERYONE can see all of these nasty ass cuts all over my bare boobs. One girl even started crying. I got ignored for the rest of the quarter.
It was bad, man.
>I tended never to wear bras even though I was a C cup
>I kinda go lolwut until I realize my shirt is off and I have no bra on
>EVERYONE can see all of these nasty ass cuts all over my bare boobs.
and now I have a boner...
12-13 years old. My sister came to visit, and I was watching a movie. She asked me to close the blinds or something, I forget, and I told her to hold on because the movie was almost done and I wanted to see how it ended. She ended up flipping out and I had to run into the closest room and sit against the door to prevent her from opening it as I hear her screaming how much she hates me and how she's going to 'f**king kill' me the second she gets her hands on me. Things go quiet, I look to the window and she's standing there raging with my dad trying to get her to come back inside so the neighbours don't see. After an hour of her abusing the door and yelling at me, she goes to the toilet, so I pack up a bag and had to essentially run away from home that night to prevent her from murdering me. Family didn't do sh*t because they didn't care.
I love my childhood C:
Your sister sounds like a banshee, how old was she?
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