I hope you already did your taxes, because they're due today.
I owed $409 to them. I only made $18k. I am pissed. F**king lucky that I've been keeping up with saving my money instead of blowing it all on fancy liquor, sh*t.
done weeks ago. Looking forward to my return.
Students don't pay taxes.
did mine in Feb. got 1300 bucks back.
I owed $409 to them. I only made $18k. I am pissed. F**king lucky that I've been keeping up with saving my money instead of blowing it all on fancy liquor, sh*t.
It's also worth noting that the reason I am pissed off is this: My father claimed me as a dependent. He originally owed about $1500, but after re-examining his taxes, itemizing deductions, claiming me as a dependent, etc., he found that he would get an $800 refund. If I claimed as an independent, I would definitely get a refund. Fuuuuuckkkk, thanks a lot dad.
taxes? I have a job and my tax comes off my pay slip..
i dont know what or how i file taxes?
taxes? I have a job and my tax comes off my pay slip..
i dont know what or how i file taxes?
Your company usually sends you a tax stub(s). This is needed for filing your taxes, you get taxes pulled out of your paychecks, but you are still required to do them. And one adviceantage of it is you may get some of that money back.
Does anyone know who the chick in the OP is?
Anyone know where the set is?
It's best to do your taxes is January. If you know how much you need to pay in taxes, speak with your employer and set a specific amount for them to withhold. That way, you don't have to wait for your w-2 or whatever other documents you would otherwise need.
taxes? I have a job and my tax comes off my pay slip..
i dont know what or how i file taxes?
Although I don't think you're legally required to file taxes, it's a good idea to still do so. You can find out more by googling.
Also, there's a good chance you'll get money back if you file taxes. Like a few hundred.
Although I don't think you're legally required to file taxes, it's a good idea to still do so. You can find out more by googling.
Also, there's a good chance you'll get money back if you file taxes. Like a few hundred.
I mean if your employer takes them out automatically I don't think you're legally required to file.
i'm malaysian, my taxes are due 30th. pft.
i'm malaysian, my taxes are due 30th. pft.
youre malaysian?
bro wassup man
jarang tengok org cam kau kat sini
gile ape dok datang web tempat org tengok gambar lucah kanak2
gile btol org amerika
> Implying I have taxes.
youre malaysian?
bro wassup man
jarang tengok org cam kau kat sini
gile ape dok datang web tempat org tengok gambar lucah kanak2
gile btol org amerika
I got web, and america out of that statement.
I know, I am awesome at translations.
youre malaysian?
bro wassup man
jarang tengok org cam kau kat sini
gile ape dok datang web tempat org tengok gambar lucah kanak2
gile btol org amerika
bing bong ching chon nip nip xin
Goddam ..
Owed the city ~$600
Owed the state ~$500
Owed the feds ~$700
That's on top of the taxes already withheld.
Overall tax liability for 2009 was close to $20,000.
F**k the government. All of it.
I didn't make enough money to do my taxes, so f**k it.
did mine 2 days ago.
im a freelancer so my taxes dont get automatically taken out of my pay
luckily i work from home on the computer so i was able to write off a sh*tload of stuff as business expenses (even things like rent, electricity and internet use)
at the end of the day i only had to pay $4k taxes from $45k income.
feels good man
bing bong ching chon nip nip xin
That's actually Malay. But the guy didn't even bother to spell properly and left out most of the vowels.
I'm not surprised though, I'm from these parts and let's just say that Malays are the ni**ers of Asia. From their stupidity, right down to their pigmentation.
I just started my job 3 weeks ago... I haven't even received my first pay check (clerical errors, lol).
Eh, I'm not going to file. I don't think I have to anyways.
I got web, and america out of that statement.
I know, I am awesome at translations.
eh cilanat btol org amerika ni
aku cakap lain ke situ plak die
wei setan aku cakap korang ni tak tau malu la dik.
apakejadah post gambar budak2 tak pakai baju
sumpah tempat ni suwey semacam
In New Zealand your taxes come out of your paycheck every week, so you don't even get to see the money.
Basically we don't have to worry about physically paying taxes at the end of the financial year because it's all ready been paid over the past year.
>Superior system is superior.
That's actually Malay. But the guy didn't even bother to spell properly and left out most of the vowels.
I'm not surprised though, I'm from these parts and let's just say that Malays are the ni**ers of Asia. From their stupidity, right down to their pigmentation.
>ni**ers of malaysia
>bukan orang keling mahupun hamba abdi dok berak kat sini dari cina
sekurang2nya aku berani guna bahasa aku, pukimak.
tak cam kau. pengecut, malu dgn sejarah org sendiri
youre malaysian?
bro wassup man
jarang tengok org cam kau kat sini
gile ape dok datang web tempat org tengok gambar lucah kanak2
gile btol org amerika
kau tengok jugak....
That's actually Malay. But the guy didn't even bother to spell properly and left out most of the vowels.
I'm not surprised though, I'm from these parts and let's just say that Malays are the ni**ers of Asia. From their stupidity, right down to their pigmentation.
someone is really, really, REALLY butthurt, or "oppressed" or both. thais and cambodians ahve the darkest pigmentation so you're obviously not really from these parts either.
In New Zealand your taxes come out of your paycheck every week, so you don't even get to see the money.
Basically we don't have to worry about physically paying taxes at the end of the financial year because it's all ready been paid over the past year.
>Superior system is superior.
implying this doesnt already happen in every other f**king developed country in the world
by you not paying your taxes, youre missing out on your tax RETURN. stupid fa**ot, you probably lost out on several grand over the years.
in the us, i'd always get around $600 back each year through my tax return
In New Zealand your taxes come out of your paycheck every week, so you don't even get to see the money.
Basically we don't have to worry about physically paying taxes at the end of the financial year because it's all ready been paid over the past year.
>Superior system is superior.
Yup. If the government would just simplify the tax code, Americans could do sh*t like that too. Shame that it can't happen that way :|
(To clarify, though, in case you don't know, the gov't does take a portion of your wages, but at the end of the tax year you have to make sure that it was the right amount, and pay the difference, or get some refunded.)
ok
since when anonymous got invaded by southeast asians?
please dont tell me bee is behind this....
kau tengok jugak....
someone is really, really, REALLY butthurt, or "oppressed" or both. thais and cambodians ahve the darkest pigmentation so you're obviously not really from these parts either.
>ni**ers of malaysia
>bukan orang keling mahupun hamba abdi dok berak kat sini dari cina
sekurang2nya aku berani guna bahasa aku, pukimak.
tak cam kau. pengecut, malu dgn sejarah org sendiri
eh cilanat btol org amerika ni
aku cakap lain ke situ plak die
wei setan aku cakap korang ni tak tau malu la dik.
apakejadah post gambar budak2 tak pakai baju
sumpah tempat ni suwey semacam
Derp durr hurr hurp.
English, or f**k off. I'm sure /int/ would be overjoyed at the presence of you third-world monkeys.
kau tengok jugak....
someone is really, really, REALLY butthurt, or "oppressed" or both. thais and cambodians ahve the darkest pigmentation so you're obviously not really from these parts either.
>implying a light brown ni**er isn't still a ni**er.
Also English or gtfo, dumb f**k.
implying this doesnt already happen in every other f**king developed country in the world
by you not paying your taxes, youre missing out on your tax RETURN. stupid fa**ot, you probably lost out on several grand over the years.
in the us, i'd always get around $600 back each year through my tax return
But I can just apply for a tax refund at the end of the financial year and get back any overpaid money (or pay any owing money)
Stupid fa**ot
Yup. If the government would just simplify the tax code, Americans could do sh*t like that too. Shame that it can't happen that way :|
(To clarify, though, in case you don't know, the gov't does take a portion of your wages, but at the end of the tax year you have to make sure that it was the right amount, and pay the difference, or get some refunded.)
I do the tax refund thing, last year I owed $300 but this year I got about $230 back so it was all good.
>implying I am not a poorf** who needs the money and didn't do my taxes on January 1st
>implying a light brown ni**er isn't still a ni**er.
Also English or gtfo, dumb f**k.
> asians
> ni**ers
this is why we can go to your country and consistently kick your asses in engineering school and migrate and slowly TAKE OVER
also: you people don't even use proper english so blow a ni**erdick.
only in america
im canadian our's aren't due till the 30th and
but you can do up to 4 years back
im getting $4200 back
thanks to tuition credits i never used in college. basiclly im getting almost all my taxes i paid this year back
sh*t, thanks for reminding me
I did my as soon as I got my W2, got 970$ back
I am illegal immigrant no taxes.
On my federal tax I owed 27,000 $ but on the bright side I made over 200k this year.
JOKES ON YOU F**KER.
I DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO FILE TAXES
selamat pagi
saya orang u.s.a
mau belajar bahasa indonesia
saya punya teman2 indo dari facebook
sekarang musim panas di sini
JOKES ON YOU F**KER.
I DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO FILE TAXES
so you made 5 dollars or less
april 15th, the one day a year everyone wishes they were a ni**er with 11 kids.
selamat pagi
saya orang u.s.a
mau belajar bahasa indonesia
saya punya teman2 indo dari facebook
sekarang musim panas di sini
dia gila, kah?
also, pukimak
dia gila, kah?
also, pukimak
it's "Kau gila, kah?" for U MAD?
Doesn't translate well, it's much easier to use our own memes.
it's "Kau gila, kah?" for U MAD?
Doesn't translate well, it's much easier to use our own memes.
I can't speak BM too well.
I try though, you can't deny my efforts.
getting 1,600 dollars back bitches. Probably f**ked some sh*t up but f**k it
I got my check yesterday.
10 bucks back.
I did my taxes yesterday. i owed $297 to the fed and i received $1 from the state.
Students don't pay taxes.
This isn't true. If you have a job, even a sh*tty part-time one, you pay taxes. I'm not even going to cash in my refund check ($5.55).
OP! Where did you get that picture?!
SAUCE
This isn't true. If you have a job, even a sh*tty part-time one, you pay taxes. I'm not even going to cash in my refund check ($5.55).
only if you make 5000 or more in a year
I re-printed my tax papers, because I got food all over it. Packed it up and mailed it.
Then I realized that I forgot to sign the new papers. F**k me. Ended up sending a second letter with the signature (and food) on it.
Do you bots file taxes online or do you have an accountant do it for you?
I didn't have a job so I don't have to :3
But next year I DO have to figure out how to notify them of foreign income :(
I did mine a while ago. I lied on mine though, because I was supposed to pay the CRA like $300 but lied so I'm actually gonna get $1200. Hopefully they don't audit me.
If you're reading this right now CRA, good luck finding me because I'm on my neighbors wifi.
Didn't do my f**king taxes. Filed for a f**king extension. Because f**k you, April 15.
I'm gonna get $900.
Pirate TurboTax.
Does it all for me.
F**K YEA
I filed an extension. I f**king hate taxes. FUUUUUUU
Theyre going to make me pay like $1000 or something
I owed $20. Also owe about $2000 from a couple years ago that I still haven't payed. Remember that "economic stimulus" a few years back when everyone got a $300 check from Bush? Yeah, guess where that money came from. They audited everyone.
I work in HM Revenue & Customs. If you need any questions answered, quote this post directly and ask away.
Pirate TurboTax.
Does it all for me.
F**K YEA
I actually pay for it, but man do I love Turbotax. Been using it since it was called MacinTax in 1994. Punch a few buttons to update the figures and they're done.
I work in HM Revenue & Customs. If you need any questions answered, quote this post directly and ask away.
I made like $7000-$8000 last year, but I was 17. My dad says if I can't come up with several thousand in business expenses im going to have to pay like $1k :S
I just started my job 3 weeks ago... I haven't even received my first pay check (clerical errors, lol).
Eh, I'm not going to file. I don't think I have to anyways.
You only have to file for 2009, anything made this year isn't taxed. Well, unless you have a state income tax that works differently but I doubt it.
Anyways did my taxes last night. $275 refund which... I dunno what I'm gonna buy with it.
I made like $7000-$8000 last year, but I was 17. My dad says if I can't come up with several thousand in business expenses im going to have to pay like $1k :S
I work for HM Revenue & Customs, not the IRS so i do not know american laws. Why don't you just put $1,000 down under adviceertising?
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