How was your first car accident (if you're old enough to have a car?)?
Pic related, it's pretty much what happened to my car. How I'm alive I still don't know.
>just got into an auto accident
I should tell anonymous!
Well, you guys might get a laugh out of this.. Its stupid..
I took the keys out of the ignition when I was driving, the steering lock went on, and I crashed into the edge of the road.
Cars fine, Im fine, just dents in the panels, I have no idea how it survived the impact without twisting the chassis.
Driving for 10 years.
Never had an accident, speeding ticket or parking ticket.
I speed.
Few close calls on accidents.
My first accident was at 15 like a month before I was going to get my license. Felt bad man. F**king rain.
Well, you guys might get a laugh out of this.. Its stupid..
I took the keys out of the ignition when I was driving, the steering lock went on, and I crashed into the edge of the road.
Cars fine, Im fine, just dents in the panels, I have no idea how it survived the impact without twisting the chassis.
I was doing 80kph and hit the bank on the side of the road at about 20-25kph.
In my defense though, I had an old car where the key would fall out and it would keep driving. I had no idea steering locks would come on if you were moving at high speed.
never had one because I don't drive like a teenager.
Sometimes the people involved in the accident simply got run into by people driving like a teenager.
8 years ago I was driving on a 2 lane street with a yellow broken line down the center, max speed 40 mph.
I had gotten up to 35mph when FOR WHATEVER REASON, some chick going the opposite direction decided, while going full speed, to make a left turn into the apartments I was driving past.
I had approximately .02 seconds to react and the only thing I had a chance to do was life my foot off the gas and touch the brake.
She also didn't signal. I bet she was on the phone or looking at her friend in the car, next to her.
Sometimes the people involved in the accident simply got run into by people driving like a teenager.
8 years ago I was driving on a 2 lane street with a yellow broken line down the center, max speed 40 mph.
I had gotten up to 35mph when FOR WHATEVER REASON, some chick going the opposite direction decided, while going full speed, to make a left turn into the apartments I was driving past.
I had approximately .02 seconds to react and the only thing I had a chance to do was life my foot off the gas and touch the brake.
She also didn't signal. I bet she was on the phone or looking at her friend in the car, next to her.
>*lift
Sometimes the people involved in the accident simply got run into by people driving like a teenager.
8 years ago I was driving on a 2 lane street with a yellow broken line down the center, max speed 40 mph.
I had gotten up to 35mph when FOR WHATEVER REASON, some chick going the opposite direction decided, while going full speed, to make a left turn into the apartments I was driving past.
I had approximately .02 seconds to react and the only thing I had a chance to do was life my foot off the gas and touch the brake.
She also didn't signal. I bet she was on the phone or looking at her friend in the car, next to her.
Damn. Hoped you plastered the bitch into a pulp of flesh and twisted steel.
Damn. Hoped you plastered the bitch into a pulp of flesh and twisted steel.
Nah, I was in shock, I actually jumped out of my totalled car and started running around checking to see if everyone was ok. I didn't feel anything and my mind was racing a mile a minute.
my girlfriend at the time (wife now) was in the car with me when the accident happened. The four of us shared an ambulance to the hospital.
Our car did not have air bags, theirs did, their faces were F**KED UP, like blood just gushing out everywhere.
It turns out I scraped the top of my tongue off with my teeth. My lady and I had huge bruises shaped like our seatbelts.
Then my chick took the train back to her parents to recuperate, and on the train back ran into the same bitch that hit us, she said she gave her the evil eye until that blond bitch switched cars.
She got cited for reckless driving and I got 2,000 bucks out of it and my girlfriend got 5,000 (it was her car I was driving).
Driving 16 years no accidents. I'll take that as pure luck, but there's been no shortage of close calls from other sh*tty ass drivers. Including a f**kwit in Ohio(go-go Findlay) who decided to try merging left while I was already there. Couldn't even be bothered to look. Very delicious in bumper to bumper traffic at 80mph.
Driving 16 years no accidents. I'll take that as pure luck, but there's been no shortage of close calls from other sh*tty ass drivers. Including a f**kwit in Ohio(go-go Findlay) who decided to try merging left while I was already there. Couldn't even be bothered to look. Very delicious in bumper to bumper traffic at 80mph.
I feel ya bro.
I got rear ended by someone who got rear ended, so it was something like this:
Me < Angry Redneck < Clueless Wetback.
I have a pile-of-sh*t sports car and the wetback naturally had a 30 year old truck that's never been repainted. The poor redneck had a nice, freshly washed Ford F-150. It was f**king totaled. Our cars only had minor damage. It was f**king hilarious.
Rear ended twice. Never at fault. Second time the fa**ot didn't have insurance.
city decided not to plow the slow lane around a corner. right tire hit a snowbank and pulled me into a pole. Car spun around and landed on highway. When I opened the hood to check it out the battery was smashed into the engine and the entire front end was bent to the right to the point you couldn't open the passenger door. Complete write-off and had to pay another year of payments as insurance didn't cover everything.
I've never been in an accident. I've seen surprisingly few examples of stupidity on the road in the time I've been driving.
Most recent would be a guy in the right turn lane at an intersection going across a highway. I make it halfway across like I normally do and realize this f**kwit wants to go straight. I decide to be nice and slam on my brakes and let him go so he doesn't barrel into a sign at the corner (he showed no signs of stopping).
freezing rain
driving down a hill with a sharp turn
lose traction on way down, start to fishtail to the right
recover, hit the brakes like an idiot, fishtail hard to the left and smash into the curb.
No body damage. Everything under the hood gets messed up though. Totaled.
My friend asked if he could have a turn driving my car.
I say no, he grabs keys off me and takes car.
I manage to get in before he drives off.
Hoons around the first corner and crashes into a garden, just missing a house.
Car out of action for weeks while he "gets around" to getting it fixed.
I take blame from parents and say I had a blowout rather than admit to letting my friend hoon in my car.
freezing rain
driving down a hill with a sharp turn
lose traction on way down, start to fishtail to the right
recover, hit the brakes like an idiot, fishtail hard to the left and smash into the curb.
No body damage. Everything under the hood gets messed up though. Totaled.
Real men turn with the fishtail and do 360's.
Driving down a country lane at 60mph with another guy behind me.
See f**king deer walk into road a short distance ahead and freeze in the road. Decide not to f**k up my car so slammed those anchors on. I know I can stop in time but I know the guy behind would hit me before he stopped so I pulled onto the other side of the road (no traffic coming).
The other guy's car stopped level with mine and we exchanged the "holy sh*t" glances. Deer then slowly wondered off like nothing had happened.
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