Monday, August 23, 2010

I work in DisneyLand

It's pretty cool.




Have you ever spent the day naked in one of those costumes?

Have you ever spent the day naked in one of those costumes?

No, they're supposed to wear these unitard things over them.
Sometimes, you can sneak a peak at one of the princesses nipples because they wear these see through things.

What exactly do you do at disneyland?

Is it true that even if one were to vomit in their suit, they are not allowed to remove the head?

What part of wh**relando do you live in?
I'm from Winter Park, go to school in Gainesville.
PS, I'm working at Harry Potter this summer, so are we going to battle it out or what?

What do you do there OP?

It's pretty cool.

Are you one of those f**s that ride the segways around

Whats the drug policy for employees at Disneyworld? Could you just spend the day high as balls and no one would care?

how many presses is that button up to? I was last there in 2005.

Is that you, Goofy?
If not, do you often commune with him?
If not, do you know his identity?

Is it true that even if one were to vomit in their suit, they are not allowed to remove the head?

I don't know about "what if" situations, but removing your suit on stage is an immediate termination. It would really ruin the "experience" for a lot of children.

Is there ever a slow day?
When I went to sea world they said there were about 30 000 people in the park and they said this was "just an average tuesday."

Is that you, Goofy?
If not, do you often commune with him?
If not, do you know his identity?

Goofy is in some brance of the armed forces..I forgot which..he's been waiting to go somewhere or enlist or something. I forgot the specifics.
He doesn't work there anymore. He's a cool guy though.

Do you become good friends with other employees ??

What part of wh**relando do you live in?
I'm from Winter Park, go to school in Gainesville.
PS, I'm working at Harry Potter this summer, so are we going to battle it out or what?

Original.
I work at disneyLAND, not disneyWORLD.

Do you become good friends with other employees ??

sure, there are some pretty cute chicks there.
There is an proportionals amount of fat chicks that work there though. I believe they are drawn to all the "magic" bullsh*t.

How long is your commute?
I live between 40 minutes to 2 hours away (depending on traffic) and I've contemplated working there, but I've so far decided against it.


Are you one of those f**s that ride the segways around

the trams to deliver people? no.
Is there ever a slow day?
When I went to sea world they said there were about 30 000 people in the park and they said this was "just an average tuesday."

I guess we have "slow days" but even then, there is a sh*tload of people.
Slow seasons is right after Christmas, between January and a little before college/hs spring breaks.
On New years/christmass you can barely walk through people..I believe it's like 70-80k is max amount of people and they stop selling tickets.

You should post a pic of you in your suit. I'd like to see this.

How long is your commute?
I live between 40 minutes to 2 hours away (depending on traffic) and I've contemplated working there, but I've so far decided against it.

about 40 minutes.
If you live far away, consider where you are going to work. Some departments require that you change dress EVERY single day(depending on what land you are working)..so watch out. That eats up about 1 hour.
Also, shuttling to the security entrance(harbor point) takes about 10-20 minutes because of traffic and slow huge buses. None of this is paid..though you can clock out 20 minutes before your actual shift ends so you can leave on time because it takes a long ass time to leave the park. It takes me about 30 minutes.
There are a lot of people who live 2 hours away and work there. Victor vill/ corona and other no name empty places.

You should post a pic of you in your suit. I'd like to see this.

that's goofy. he has a lot of pics with him in a suit. also some of the two toystory characters humping each other.
how many presses is that button up to? I was last there in 2005.

not sure what you're talking about.

Do you get free rides?


about 40 minutes.
If you live far away, consider where you are going to work. Some departments require that you change dress EVERY single day(depending on what land you are working)..so watch out. That eats up about 1 hour.
Also, shuttling to the security entrance(harbor point) takes about 10-20 minutes because of traffic and slow huge buses. None of this is paid..though you can clock out 20 minutes before your actual shift ends so you can leave on time because it takes a long ass time to leave the park. It takes me about 30 minutes.
There are a lot of people who live 2 hours away and work there. Victor vill/ corona and other no name empty places.

Victorville? Really?!
I'm out in Ontario, and I thought that I was crazy for considering it!

Do you get free rides?

Rides are free for all people who pay the entrance ticket.
I get to go in for free. Too bad I never have time.
The employees won't usually let you go a second time without going back in line if that's what you're saying..I tried it.

Got any great stories?
I always imagine you guys must have some great things to tell.


Victorville? Really?!
I'm out in Ontario, and I thought that I was crazy for considering it!


Victorville? Really?!
I'm out in Ontario, and I thought that I was crazy for considering it!

Yeah..then again...in those sh*tty areas there are literarly NO jobs because no one f**king lives there.
Never been to ontario, but if you can find a better job than take it.
Most Disney positions only pay like 9 bucks, prob a little more.
Unless you're entertainment than that's about 12 iirc..but their job is hard too.

Got any great stories?
I always imagine you guys must have some great things to tell.

story time!

Do you do anything if you see people who are high or fairly drunk, or on shrooms or anything?
I've smoked weed at Hershey park with friends, it was amazing. We went up to a street vendor and were trying to buy lemonade, but we just stood there for about five minutes looking at the guy, the lemonade, and eachother because we were just so high we didn't know what we were doing anymore. He was laughing though, and very patient. Unfortunately, another guy said he thought he smelled marijuana smoke on us and we better watch our asses because he'll throw us out if he sees any narcotics or we pull any wise sh*t. We were just talking in line too... Great day overall though. I imagine it would be incredible at DIsney with all the characters and sh*t. Universal too.

Do you do anything if you see people who are high or fairly drunk, or on shrooms or anything?
I've smoked weed at Hershey park with friends, it was amazing. We went up to a street vendor and were trying to buy lemonade, but we just stood there for about five minutes looking at the guy, the lemonade, and eachother because we were just so high we didn't know what we were doing anymore. He was laughing though, and very patient. Unfortunately, another guy said he thought he smelled marijuana smoke on us and we better watch our asses because he'll throw us out if he sees any narcotics or we pull any wise sh*t. We were just talking in line too... Great day overall though. I imagine it would be incredible at DIsney with all the characters and sh*t. Universal too.

Ah man I need to go to Disney world/land on shrooms sometime.

How do you keep yourself from getting caught touching the little kids?

It's pretty cool.

Mandy???

Do you do anything if you see people who are high or fairly drunk, or on shrooms or anything?
I've smoked weed at Hershey park with friends, it was amazing. We went up to a street vendor and were trying to buy lemonade, but we just stood there for about five minutes looking at the guy, the lemonade, and eachother because we were just so high we didn't know what we were doing anymore. He was laughing though, and very patient. Unfortunately, another guy said he thought he smelled marijuana smoke on us and we better watch our asses because he'll throw us out if he sees any narcotics or we pull any wise sh*t. We were just talking in line too... Great day overall though. I imagine it would be incredible at DIsney with all the characters and sh*t. Universal too.

>>Do you do anything if you see people who are high or fairly drunk, or on shrooms or anything?
Probably...but really, I've been way too busy to notice. When you have about 100 people passing by you every 10 seconds you just start ignoring them..baby carts become obsticals and fat people become huge walls.
Since most of us are college kids, we usually don't give a f**k.
There are some serious c**ts who work there who take the "disney sh*t" serious as f**k. Especially security...oh and the fat chicks.

It's pretty cool.

Do you think the policy of referring to all employees as "cast members" is retarded?

How do you keep yourself from getting caught touching the little kids?

I doubt there are pedos there.
Most of the people who work there are teenagers/college kids.
There are some old people..but they mostly do things like security and aren't around kids all the time.
The jailbait is f**king HOT though.
Hot moms
hot jailbait
hot girls..from all. around the world..it's pretty interesting sh*t.


Do you think the policy of referring to all employees as "cast members" is retarded?

Of course, it's just one of those subtle disney propaganda terms.
We aren't supposed to ruin the "show"(customer experience)..and our "guests"(customers) are important. We are "cast members"
Disneyland is basically a "stage" and you're on the stage watching us act.

Wonder were goofy is, he usually comes in and answers some stuff.
GOOFFFFFY. Where are you?
post some pics man.

Do you do anything if you see people who are high or fairly drunk, or on shrooms or anything?
I've smoked weed at Hershey park with friends, it was amazing. We went up to a street vendor and were trying to buy lemonade, but we just stood there for about five minutes looking at the guy, the lemonade, and eachother because we were just so high we didn't know what we were doing anymore. He was laughing though, and very patient. Unfortunately, another guy said he thought he smelled marijuana smoke on us and we better watch our asses because he'll throw us out if he sees any narcotics or we pull any wise sh*t. We were just talking in line too... Great day overall though. I imagine it would be incredible at DIsney with all the characters and sh*t. Universal too.


Ah man I need to go to Disney world/land on shrooms sometime.


>>Do you do anything if you see people who are high or fairly drunk, or on shrooms or anything?
Probably...but really, I've been way too busy to notice. When you have about 100 people passing by you every 10 seconds you just start ignoring them..baby carts become obsticals and fat people become huge walls.
Since most of us are college kids, we usually don't give a f**k.
There are some serious c**ts who work there who take the "disney sh*t" serious as f**k. Especially security...oh and the fat chicks.

Best things I took out of this thread.

I want to be a monorail pilot. Wat do?

I want to be a monorail pilot. Wat do?

not sure...I've never even seen the monorail people.. you'd probably need some significant experience.

What part of wh**relando do you live in?
I'm from Winter Park, go to school in Gainesville.
PS, I'm working at Harry Potter this summer, so are we going to battle it out or what?

> I work at Disneyland
> Disneyland
Dude, i don't know if you knew this but....

DISNEYLAND IS IN F**KING CALIFORNIA.

Hey OP I got my pass taken away for smoking in the parking lot in my car, anything I can do?


Victorville? Really?!
I'm out in Ontario, and I thought that I was crazy for considering it!

>Ontario
>commute to California
I'll admit my knowledge of Canada's geography is so unimpressive I probably couldn't pinpoint Ontario on a map...but still, I don't think it's possible to commute that far.

Hey OP I got my pass taken away for smoking in the parking lot in my car, anything I can do?

in the cast member parking lot?
Or are you a guest?
I don't think they're supposed to do that..call disney and complain.
One time a security guard was being an a**hole and took my parking lot sh*t away.....I got another one.

In Mickey and friends, I was smoking weed though. They took my pass away and I got a letter saying its gone for a year

Just popping in to say hi. Not going to hijack your thread.
I'll make my own thread sometime next week, because like

Goofy is in some brance of the armed forces..I forgot which..he's been waiting to go somewhere or enlist or something. I forgot the specifics.
He doesn't work there anymore. He's a cool guy though.
said, I leave for the military in a few weeks.
Peace, disneybro.

Hey idiots. Ontario is also a city in so cal.


>Ontario
>commute to California
I'll admit my knowledge of Canada's geography is so unimpressive I probably couldn't pinpoint Ontario on a map...but still, I don't think it's possible to commute that far.

roughly near michigan


>Ontario
>commute to California
I'll admit my knowledge of Canada's geography is so unimpressive I probably couldn't pinpoint Ontario on a map...but still, I don't think it's possible to commute that far.

there's an Ontario, CA
it's maybe a 45-minute commute to Disneyland, depending on traffic

Just popping in to say hi. Not going to hijack your thread.
I'll make my own thread sometime next week, because like said, I leave for the military in a few weeks.
Peace, disneybro.

that was me.
lol I was always joking with you about the thread hijacking...never took it seriously...you can post where ever you want.
I LOOK foreword to your disney thread..lulz..I hear you have some good stories.
post them here or in your thread next time.

I know an engineer who works there.
He says that a good number of the rides there are f**king deathtraps, and that management considers it to be cheaper to pay people off after they get hurt, then to follow proper engineering practices.
Confirm/deny?

worst thing that's happened to you/worse thing you've seen.

I know an engineer who works there.
He says that a good number of the rides there are f**king deathtraps, and that management considers it to be cheaper to pay people off after they get hurt, then to follow proper engineering practices.
Confirm/deny?

Neither. You'd have to go out of your way to die on a ride, like standing up on a ride or jumping off during Space Mountain or something.

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