Saturday, August 28, 2010

Tips for looking confident

Say anonymous, how do you display confidence, even if it isn't real?




smile. Always, always smile. don't care if you're a snaggly-toothed bastard, smile 'til your face hurts.

smile. Always, always smile. don't care if you're a snaggly-toothed bastard, smile 'til your face hurts.

Doesn't that just.. kind of make you look like a creep? I'm all kinds of down for being nice to people right off the bat, but I've gotten into the habit of not opening my mouth until I've got something to say. What do?

Say anonymous, how do you display confidence, even if it isn't real?

The word 'real' doesn't mean the same thing when talking about something like confidence that it does when talking about say...a rock. You decide whether or not confidence is real. It's real if you say it is, or it's not, I guess.

Walk with your chin up. Don't stare at the damned sun, just keep your head level.
Look at people when they're talking to you.
Count the number of times you say "um," "huh," or anything like it in a conversation, and cut it by half.

Smile, walk straight, sit comfortably, don't be afraid to take up room, don't use protective body language, lean back, smile.
There are other ways, more subtle ways that come across in conversation, but I'll leave them to another thread.

Get your swagga back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-OtyDnxfVY

Start working out bro. Check out /fit/. Read the sticky, be enlightened.
Pic unrelated.

Buy a snazzy hat that you look great in. Get compliments on the hat and notice that people treat you better when you wear the hat, which creates confidence, making you feel good and more confident.
Worked for me. I'm totally f**king serious.
Also start running your f**king ass off 3 or 4 times a week and you'll decrease anxiety. There, I saved you a doctors visit and a antidepressant prescription. That'll be Free dollars, mother f**ker

Start working out bro. Check out /fit/. Read the sticky, be enlightened.
Pic unrelated.

Nah, I've got an alright body. That's not what I give half a f**k about; personality. I can get casual enough with people, but I've had such a f**ked-up life that I don't really know what to talk to people about in the confines of casual conversation.
Also, cool friendship bracelet, bro.


Nah, I've got an alright body. That's not what I give half a f**k about; personality. I can get casual enough with people, but I've had such a f**ked-up life that I don't really know what to talk to people about in the confines of casual conversation.
Also, cool friendship bracelet, bro.

Iraqi Federal Police Officer gave it to me.
Regardless of what shape you are in, it'll make you feel better about yourself and you'll notice superficial women check you out, which transfers to confidence(sometimes, for me it helped) and it'll give you that courage you so lack and desire.
Just an idea though bro.


Iraqi Federal Police Officer gave it to me.
Regardless of what shape you are in, it'll make you feel better about yourself and you'll notice superficial women check you out, which transfers to confidence(sometimes, for me it helped) and it'll give you that courage you so lack and desire.
Just an idea though bro.

bamf. There's something to talk about right there, I know the sum of a person's conversation is based on his personal experience, which is where I'm kind of gimped being from a small town in Michigan.
Besides, superficial women are a huge turn-off personally. But yo, whatever floats your goat.


bamf. There's something to talk about right there, I know the sum of a person's conversation is based on his personal experience, which is where I'm kind of gimped being from a small town in Michigan.
Besides, superficial women are a huge turn-off personally. But yo, whatever floats your goat.

Superficial pu**y is still pu**y, no?


bamf. There's something to talk about right there, I know the sum of a person's conversation is based on his personal experience, which is where I'm kind of gimped being from a small town in Michigan.
Besides, superficial women are a huge turn-off personally. But yo, whatever floats your goat.

It's just for the ego boost. I go for personality personally. I'm dating a carribean chick(black). I never thought I'd do such a thing or be in such a situation, but as corny as it may be, the heart wants what the heart wants ;)


Superficial pu**y is still pu**y, no?

Man. I guess I can understand, but that's not what I'm drawn to at all, sex is really a secondary thing. Feels.. weird, man.

Buy a snazzy hat that you look great in. Get compliments on the hat and notice that people treat you better when you wear the hat, which creates confidence, making you feel good and more confident.
Worked for me. I'm totally f**king serious.
Also start running your f**king ass off 3 or 4 times a week and you'll decrease anxiety. There, I saved you a doctors visit and a antidepressant prescription. That'll be Free dollars, mother f**ker

this is a cool f**king anon, i'm going to steal your mannerisms for characters in my writing!


this is a cool f**king anon, i'm going to steal your mannerisms for characters in my writing!

Awesome man, glad I could help


Awesome man, glad I could help

Isn't that like a security blanket?


Isn't that like a security blanket?

What, wearing a hat?


What, wearing a hat?

That sh*t worked for me for a while, till i got sick of the hat.

Watch a sh*tload of Steve McQueen movies
???
Confident

smile and speak loudly while smiling. it doesn't matter if you say something stupid, words can be translated into something totally different depending on facial expression. so you can be totally cute even if you're ugly, or appear to be smart and in control even if you don't know what the f**k you're doing.


That sh*t worked for me for a while, till i got sick of the hat.

I'm sure my hat will go out of style eventually. By then I'll more on to whatever looks good at the time. Maybe those yarmukles with the propellers on the top will come back into style

Stare people in the f**king eye when you talk to them. That exudes confidence. People will be so shy of you and cowardly look away to get out of your gazely stare.

Touch people.
If you touch other males you show you're not afraid of them and the boss. If you touch females you nonverbally communicate you own them and they should get down on their knees and suck it. Also it communicates you're a social person.

smile and speak loudly while smiling. it doesn't matter if you say something stupid, words can be translated into something totally different depending on facial expression. so you can be totally cute even if you're ugly, or appear to be smart and in control even if you don't know what the f**k you're doing.

you're that grinning dumbass everyone laughs at behind his back.
It's cool... just lettin you know brah.

Stare people in the f**king eye when you talk to them. That exudes confidence. People will be so shy of you and cowardly look away to get out of your gazely stare.

THIS.
Oh god I love it when people get all insecure and can't handle it if you just look them into their goddamn eyes while talking to them. Most people aren't used to it.


I'm sure my hat will go out of style eventually. By then I'll more on to whatever looks good at the time. Maybe those yarmukles with the propellers on the top will come back into style

yeah i know, i subsequently got a shirt.

Touch people.
If you touch other males you show you're not afraid of them and the boss. If you touch females you nonverbally communicate you own them and they should get down on their knees and suck it. Also it communicates you're a social person.

Good luck with getting punched in the face by a dude, and that whole sexual harassment lawsuit for touching a girl.


THIS.
Oh god I love it when people get all insecure and can't handle it if you just look them into their goddamn eyes while talking to them. Most people aren't used to it.

I have a friend that won't look people in the eye at all. His whole head flays about trying to get out of your sight.
Which coincidentally he is a really confident person.


Good luck with getting punched in the face by a dude, and that whole sexual harassment lawsuit for touching a girl.

Might happen if you do it to black gang members, but not with normal people. And f**k sexual harrassment. Go out and grab some hot girls ass. Just grab it, smile to her face and move along. She will look shocked maybe verbally express that it made her uncomfortable but nothing else. I dare you. Put that tinfoil hat aside and get real.


I have a friend that won't look people in the eye at all. His whole head flays about trying to get out of your sight.
Which coincidentally he is a really confident person.

I bet he appears to be shady as f**k.


Might happen if you do it to black gang members, but not with normal people. And f**k sexual harrassment. Go out and grab some hot girls ass. Just grab it, smile to her face and move along. She will look shocked maybe verbally express that it made her uncomfortable but nothing else. I dare you. Put that tinfoil hat aside and get real.

>implying pinching a girl's ass will not get you beat up, killed, or land you in jail


I bet he appears to be shady as f**k.

Eh, yeah kind of sorta. He looks like a normal person, it's only when you get to know him he's a shady f**ker.


>implying pinching a girl's ass will not get you beat up, killed, or land you in jail

I do. Just ride the metro and look. It happens all the time. Of course, if you look somewhat intimidating the chances of her not doing anything are significantly higher, but still. Do you think anyone cares if some idiot grabs some wh**res ass? For all they know you could be armed and psychotic. Noone is going to do anything. Mostly because noone cares for her wh**re ass.


I do. Just ride the metro and look. It happens all the time. Of course, if you look somewhat intimidating the chances of her not doing anything are significantly higher, but still. Do you think anyone cares if some idiot grabs some wh**res ass? For all they know you could be armed and psychotic. Noone is going to do anything. Mostly because noone cares for her wh**re ass.

Unless that wh**re happens to have her "boyfriend" with her.


you're that grinning dumbass everyone laughs at behind his back.
It's cool... just lettin you know brah.

wasn't referring myself. describing this guy i grew up with who's flourished socially and has a boatload of people who love his company. surprisingly, no one laughs at him behind his back or thinks he's an idiot. just goes to show how dumb people are. you may have met him and think he's a dumbass, but i'm positive he gets more pu**y and has a wider circle of friends thhan you.

I walked through town yesterday with my hot friend who is a girl and we walked past another hot girl and she noticed us and GOD BODY LANGUAGE IS F**KIGN AWSOME she scratched her nose covering her face and then did that thing where you stroke the front of your hair because youre insecure.
She thought the other girl was my girlfriend and instantly thought she wasn't good enough for me.
I know wikipedia sucks but read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interpersonal_attraction#Increased_female_attraction_to_men_in_relation
ships
Instant confidence.


Unless that wh**re happens to have her "boyfriend" with her.

This can get you into trouble of course. But usally it's pretty obvious if a girl is with her boyfriend. But again, depending on your looks there's a good chance you'll just get a "BAWWW LEAVE [random wh**re name] ALONE!!". Stop overanalyzing sh*t. Not every wh**re out there is accompanied by a 6'8 bodybuilder 24/7.

I walked through town yesterday with my hot friend who is a girl and we walked past another hot girl and she noticed us and GOD BODY LANGUAGE IS F**KIGN AWSOME she scratched her nose covering her face and then did that thing where you stroke the front of your hair because youre insecure.
She thought the other girl was my girlfriend and instantly thought she wasn't good enough for me.
I know wikipedia sucks but read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interpersonal_attraction#Increased_female_attraction_to_men_in_relation
ships
Instant confidence.

The f**k you tripping bro.
It's called pre-selection and yeah, it's hardwired into bitches that a guy whos pre-selected is a catch.
Also, she wasn't "insecure" with the hair thing, she wanted your attention...


The f**k you tripping bro.
It's called pre-selection and yeah, it's hardwired into bitches that a guy whos pre-selected is a catch.
Also, she wasn't "insecure" with the hair thing, she wanted your attention...

You weren't there, you don't know anything.


wasn't referring myself. describing this guy i grew up with who's flourished socially and has a boatload of people who love his company. surprisingly, no one laughs at him behind his back or thinks he's an idiot. just goes to show how dumb people are. you may have met him and think he's a dumbass, but i'm positive he gets more pu**y and has a wider circle of friends thhan you.

Don't bet on it, lol

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