Saturday, August 28, 2010

I'm a fat nerd with a hot girlfriend, ask me anything

Ask a fat 29-year old nerd with a smokin' hot girlfriend a question.




why do you lie to us, OP?

When did your paranoid delusions first start and what medication are you on to control them?

may you provide pictures?

why do you lie to us, OP?

nope
When did your paranoid delusions first start and what medication are you on to control them?

nope
guys i dont want to say nope 100 times. please stick to the topic: question to fat guy with hot girlfriend.

How much did she cost?

Why is she with you?

may you provide pictures?

No. I dont think you want to see my pic (im hideous) and as for hers, i dont want her to be someone's spank fodder -- im a jealous guy

Unless you can provide pictures of both your gf and you together there's no point in this thread.

How much did she cost?

she's not a prostitute if that's what you're hinting at
Why is she with you?

my intelligence, charm, and perhaps a bit of pity on her part. im good at guilt tripping, things like "i know i'm not much of a catch, but i will never find a girl like you in my whole life should you decide to leave me..."

hey guys I have super powers and can speak every language. just take my word for it. ask me anything.

Unless you can provide pictures of both your gf and you together there's no point in this thread.

then leave the thread. many people here are interested to ask questions.


then leave the thread. many people here are interested to ask questions.

name two

hey guys I have super powers and can speak every language. just take my word for it. ask me anything.

getting a hot girlfriend is no superpower -- there are literally thousands of them in a 10 mile radius. you just have to know how to attract them.


name two

ive answered a few (more than 2) legit questions so far

Hey guys Im so lonely and low on self esteem I make up things to make other people feel jealous!

any more? i'd think fat neckbeards here at anonymous would be interested to know how I manage. Or you guys are jealous losers who are miserable because others are more successful

I'm a big fat neckbeard with a 2D girlfriend.

Ok, obvious question: How did you do it?

I feel you, OP. Haters gonna hate and this thread was never really going to survive without picture proof.
web is an a**hole and i feel you, but this thread is indeed pointless mang

Hey guys Im so lonely and low on self esteem I make up things to make other people feel jealous!

speak for yourself. you'd think that among web diverse clientele around the world, there are people (like me) who are that lucky, and whose life is not a stinking pile of bullsh*t?


speak for yourself. you'd think that among web diverse clientele around the world, there are people (like me) who are that lucky, and whose life is not a stinking pile of bullsh*t?

Get your ass back to your shrink fatso

Is she a trap?

Is she smoking hot in comparison?

I'm a big fat neckbeard with a 2D girlfriend.

nope
Ok, obvious question: How did you do it?

charm, inteligence (im an MIT graduate with double degree, though life lately is sh*t), and luck. also, know how to guilt trip and make her feel appreciated.
once i passed the line, it's all about making her feel special at all times. she wont see me as a fat f**k anymore but a gentleman who's willing to go the extra mile to make her happy
I feel you, OP. Haters gonna hate and this thread was never really going to survive without picture proof.
web is an a**hole and i feel you, but this thread is indeed pointless mang

sure, but there are ppl who care

Get your ass back to your shrink fatso

nope (on the shrink part, though i am a fatso)

From judging the pic she might be Asian. So you might have brought her to this country from Thailand or something..


nope

charm, inteligence (im an MIT graduate with double degree, though life lately is sh*t), and luck. also, know how to guilt trip and make her feel appreciated.
once i passed the line, it's all about making her feel special at all times. she wont see me as a fat f**k anymore but a gentleman who's willing to go the extra mile to make her happy

sure, but there are ppl who care

nope (on the shrink part, though i am a fatso)

>charm, inteligence (im an MIT graduate with double degree, though life lately is sh*t),
She's a gold digger.

Is she a trap?

nope
Is she smoking hot in comparison?

obviously, but she's smoking hot in the absolute scale also. toned body, beautiful face with angelic features, soft skin, nice smell, and strong legs (i like this feature most). i am big blob of fat -- all 230 pounds, and is weaker than her

From judging the pic she might be Asian. So you might have brought her to this country from Thailand or something..

thats not her, thats elly tran ha, a vietnamese model

>charm, inteligence (im an MIT graduate with double degree, though life lately is sh*t),
She's a gold digger.

not rich. im running a struggling tech startup. im still dreaming for another tech boom

>my intelligence,
My ass. Capitalize if you want to look smart, troll.
>im good at guilt tripping
Oh?
>things like "i know i'm not much of a catch, but i will never find a girl like you in my whole life should you decide to leave me..."
Intelligence at work right here folks. Even a legally retarded 12 year old would see right through this.
Sh*tty troll, sh*tty thread, dumbass. Sage, reported, hidden.

OP do you guys have sex? do you wear a paper bag during sex

>Claiming to have a hot gf
>Make a whole thread about it
>Not showing her picture
Yep, shut the f**k up.


No. I dont think you want to see my pic (im hideous) and as for hers, i dont want her to be someone's spank fodder -- im a jealous guy

> i dont want her to be someone's spank fodder
i understand this completely and approve.
I would never post a photo of anyone that i didn't hate on web

>my intelligence,
My ass. Capitalize if you want to look smart, troll.
>im good at guilt tripping
Oh?
>things like "i know i'm not much of a catch, but i will never find a girl like you in my whole life should you decide to leave me..."
Intelligence at work right here folks. Even a legally retarded 12 year old would see right through this.
Sh*tty troll, sh*tty thread, dumbass. Sage, reported, hidden.

MIT are full of web types with 160 IQ and terrible social skills and unsavory personal hygiene. remember web borrows its culture from the 70-80's hacker's culture, and we (the hackers) cornered the market for internet shenanigans before you stupid 14 year old newf** losers came along
OP do you guys have sex? do you wear a paper bag during sex

no. i would have to wear a paper suit if she's going to be repulsed (rolls of fat is worse than ugly face). but she takes it well, and accommodates my limited physical ability. yes we have sex. twice a week.

>toned body, beautiful face with angelic features, soft skin, nice smell, and strong legs
read: chunky and ugly. wrap it up boyz

>Claiming to have a hot gf
>Make a whole thread about it
>Not showing her picture
Yep, shut the f**k up.

leave.

> i dont want her to be someone's spank fodder
i understand this completely and approve.
I would never post a photo of anyone that i didn't hate on web

word.

are you a richf**?


MIT are full of web types with 160 IQ and terrible social skills and unsavory personal hygiene. remember web borrows its culture from the 70-80's hacker's culture, and we (the hackers) cornered the market for internet shenanigans before you stupid 14 year old newf** losers came along

no. i would have to wear a paper suit if she's going to be repulsed (rolls of fat is worse than ugly face). but she takes it well, and accommodates my limited physical ability. yes we have sex. twice a week.

web borrows its culture from Japanese basement dweller culture. web has almost nothing in common with slashdot or people who still use usenet for discussion or the kind of goth kids who spent their teenage years on BBSes attending early Defcon shows and wearing trenchcoats.

>toned body, beautiful face with angelic features, soft skin, nice smell, and strong legs
read: chunky and ugly. wrap it up boyz

jealous much? you oughta get out more


MIT are full of web types with 160 IQ and terrible social skills and unsavory personal hygiene. remember web borrows its culture from the 70-80's hacker's culture, and we (the hackers) cornered the market for internet shenanigans before you stupid 14 year old newf** losers came along

no. i would have to wear a paper suit if she's going to be repulsed (rolls of fat is worse than ugly face). but she takes it well, and accommodates my limited physical ability. yes we have sex. twice a week.

>we (the hackers)
No one over the age of 15 says this.

she's average and OP sees her in rose tinted glasses, he can bs all he likes why he won't post pictures, he mad.

Does she come when you have sex?
This is important


>we (the hackers)
No one over the age of 15 says this.

Basement dwelling eurotrash that have mental health issues that idle on IRC all day like Kimmo Alm still live like it's 1995 and they unironically like to think they're Neo from The Matrix or some sh*t. Especially Finland and Russa.

OP i don't think your hand is smokin' hot


Basement dwelling eurotrash that have mental health issues that idle on IRC all day like Kimmo Alm still live like it's 1995 and they unironically like to think they're Neo from The Matrix or some sh*t. Especially Finland and Russa.

Also supposedly China has the biggest underground hacking subculture in the entire world that we don't know much about because they speak Chinkanese and we speak English and there is a huge language barrier.
http://www.chinesepython.org

Ask a fat 29-year old nerd with a smokin' hot girlfriend a question.

why should I give a f**k about you or what you think of your GF? "Smokin hot" is such a retarded description that it makes me think that both of you are f**kwits. You, to use such a phrase, and her to be with you in the first place.
(Also, you are full of sh*t unless you post pics.)

I do want to see your picture.

Ask a fat 29-year old nerd with a smokin' hot girlfriend a question.

Why do you feel the need to lie about your life OP?


nope

charm, inteligence (im an MIT graduate with double degree, though life lately is sh*t), and luck. also, know how to guilt trip and make her feel appreciated.
once i passed the line, it's all about making her feel special at all times. she wont see me as a fat f**k anymore but a gentleman who's willing to go the extra mile to make her happy

sure, but there are ppl who care

nope (on the shrink part, though i am a fatso)

>know how to guilt trip
So really you are just a manipulative emotional rapist and are draining the life and feeling out of a once beautiful soul.
HIGH FIVE!!

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