Monday, August 16, 2010

Ever been caught smoking weed?

Who has never gotten caught?
Ive been smoking pot for 2 years and have never been caught, feel s good man




I've been plowing your mom for 4 years.

I've been masturbating for 12 years and never been caught .

Yep feels good

I've been playing mousetrap for 19 years and never got cauMOUSETRAP!!

I've never smoked, but i totally preordered Medicine Show 4 :DDD
Madlib + Jamaican music = guaranteed win

Man I used to think like that. I had been smoking for 5 years and never been caught. I used to smoke all over the place; parks, cars, forests, pretty much anywhere really. Then summer rolls around right before my 19th birthday and I get arrested. The cop pulled me over, dragged me out of the car and put me in cuffs. Never asked for my license or insurance or anything. It sucks, I got arrested once more since then but the first case got thrown out once the judge saw the police dash video. I'm still on probation now and I still smoke weed (not currently though, got a drug test on thursday.) Just be careful man, don't smoke in cars unless all you've got is a joint or a blunt that you can eat. Always make sure that there is never any seeds or small nugs laying around your car. Stay high brother

ive been caught wacking it.
ive been caugth smoking.
havent been caught drinking yet.
which is funny cause my parents drink so much i can get drunk every night and they dont even notice that their liquor is missing.

i have never been caught drinking or smoking and i'll be 21 in may, f**k yeaaaa
although i mostly have to smoke in cars because only one person i know that lives on their own smokes inside. i am sure i will eventually get f**ked for this :[

yah, unfortunately the car is the easiest place to smoke up, i guess im playing it pretty dengerous whenever i do that, but i like to think im sneaky

i roll around in neighborhoods, a little less scary than posting up somewhere.

You'll get caught eventually.
No matter who you are
No matter how you live
Whether it's by your parents
Or by the po po
You'll get caught either way
And it will be traumatic as f**k.

You'll get caught eventually.
No matter who you are
No matter how you live
Whether it's by your parents
Or by the po po
You'll get caught either way
And it will be traumatic as f**k.

I once had a dream that my grandparents were living with me, only they were two old god-fearing black folk, and they found my stash, and I was high out of my mind, and my grandfather started beating me, and I woke up scared sh*tless.

> never been caught smoking dope
> never been caught jerking off
jesus, my parents don't even know i'm having sex yet, though i'm sure they wouldn't care. my mom found one of my condoms once, she was just glad i'm taking precautions.
i have never been caught drinking or smoking and i'll be 21 in may, f**k yeaaaa
although i mostly have to smoke in cars because only one person i know that lives on their own smokes inside. i am sure i will eventually get f**ked for this :[

you're 20 and you have to hide your drinking from your parents? f**k, when i was 17 my parents were picking my drunk ass up from parties and driving me home. love them.

You'll get caught eventually.
No matter who you are
No matter how you live
Whether it's by your parents
Or by the po po
You'll get caught either way
And it will be traumatic as f**k.

unless you are living with your parents and they might kick you out, you really should get over it if they catch you. it's the popo that scare me sh*tless. though i live in minnesota and the worst that would happen would be that i got a ticket...but still...not cool. :[

Man I used to think like that. I had been smoking for 5 years and never been caught. I used to smoke all over the place; parks, cars, forests, pretty much anywhere really. Then summer rolls around right before my 19th birthday and I get arrested. The cop pulled me over, dragged me out of the car and put me in cuffs. Never asked for my license or insurance or anything. It sucks, I got arrested once more since then but the first case got thrown out once the judge saw the police dash video. I'm still on probation now and I still smoke weed (not currently though, got a drug test on thursday.) Just be careful man, don't smoke in cars unless all you've got is a joint or a blunt that you can eat. Always make sure that there is never any seeds or small nugs laying around your car. Stay high brother

Why did the case get thrown out?

I got caught by parents a few times. The first time it was because I was ignorant of how the smell would be very noticable indoors. Later it was things like my dog sniffing out a stash while I was at school and tearing the bag open on the floor, eating half of it and leaving the rest. Another time I was smoking on the deck, listening to music, and drinking some delicious iced tea, when my mom came home six hours earlier than expected because of a small fire at her office. My parents were very anti-weed, but never really punished me for it. It was nice...

Parents know I've been drinking since my 18th birthday, Dad smelt weed on me once after a party, mum suspects I smoke tobacco (occasionally, once or twice a week). Parents don't know that I pop painkillers and they don't know about DXM. They think I'm prone to headaches and buy my own cough medicine for when I'm sick.

Lol making and posting in a thread like this is like paining a big serendipitous target on your head.

never been caught jerkin it
never been caught in the act smoking weed, when i was 16 and living with my parents my mom smelled it once when i was stupid enough to smoke in my room. since then i've upped my security measures.

22 years old, been stealing sh*t since I was like 6. Never been caught. Probably helps that I decided that stealing from friends, family, and co-workers was just stupid, they're too close to you to bother.
1. Scope out target.
2. STEAL SH*T.
3. Escape.
4. Profit.
F**k your meme.

22 years old, been stealing sh*t since I was like 6. Never been caught. Probably helps that I decided that stealing from friends, family, and co-workers was just stupid, they're too close to you to bother.
1. Scope out target.
2. STEAL SH*T.
3. Escape.
4. Profit.
F**k your meme.

do you steal from malls/department stores or just your loved ones (you prick)?
if so, any protips? i am a huge pu**y about stealing.

my parents always knew i drank and smoked pot. they never bothered me about it because it never interferred with school, work, social life or anything. however, they didnt (and still dont) know that ive tried a myriad of other drugs (coke, mdma, speed, oxycotin, mushrooms, dxm, dph, to name most) or that i grew mushrooms on occasion and extracted dxm from medicine, or that i stole most of everything i got. and now im going to university for a 4 year science program, f**k yeah

my parents always knew i drank and smoked pot. they never bothered me about it because it never interferred with school, work, social life or anything. however, they didnt (and still dont) know that ive tried a myriad of other drugs (coke, mdma, speed, oxycotin, mushrooms, dxm, dph, to name most) or that i grew mushrooms on occasion and extracted dxm from medicine, or that i stole most of everything i got. and now im going to university for a 4 year science program, f**k yeah
here
forgot to mention i was fined twice when i was 17. one for trespassing and one for being caught smoking weed (they confiscated my stuff, but only gave me a fine for trespassing)

I was smoking behind my school building for the first time and we hear this whistling coming from the path along the side of the building.
Instead of just sitting there behind the stairwell silently, one of the guys shouts out OH SH*T, RUN!
So we all sprint different ways and meet up inside the school at our usual spot thinking we were safe. I find out from two of the others guys that the guy chasing us was my science teacher who I had later that day.
I didn't know if he had seen me so I was freaking out. I decided to go to class anyway because it would be suspicious otherwise.
So I arrive in the class and as soon as everybody sits down my teacher goes "welllllll, today I made a verrry interesting discovery at lunch" and looked straight at me.
So there I am cowering and knowing I'm caught, when he goes "now, I've been cooped up inside all day and when I saw how beautiful the day was outside I knew you guys would want to work out there"

run from the cops (in a vehicle) at least 5 times now, never been caught.

Basically legal in California, bitches. Gotta love medicine :D

One day I work up and my mom had chaecjed my phone in my sleep. Most recent text: "Ima pick up da weed today so i need ur moneh"
I facepalmed hard.

One day I work up and my mom had chaecjed my phone in my sleep. Most recent text: "Ima pick up da weed today so i need ur moneh"
I facepalmed hard.

one of my friends accidentally texted my home phone instead of my cell. my mom got a anonic voice reading the message "anon, you have any weed?". all she did was laugh and tell me to bother that friend for being such a dumbass

I don't even smoke and I've been caught.

Been caught watching porn and had my porn stash found. That's pretty much the worst so far.
Never caught smoking pot/doing any other drugs
Never caught drinking
Never even gotten a speeding ticket.
Which is funny because my friends seem to get in trouble for sh*t every month.

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