For me, its the 5 dozen people clicking away in front of me on f**king facebook games like Farmville and MafiaWars. Jesus christ, its no wonder a f**kton of people drop out in their first year.
People who ride bicycles on campus.
Why does that piss you off? In some classes if enough people fail they normalize the grades to get a class average of C(raising yours).
I hate sh*tty lectures with foreign professors that literally go directly from the textbook. And then they take attendance.
Art students
Shallow women
Frat parties
People who ride bicycles on campus.
Whats wrong with that? Are they a**holes and zoom into everyone?
People who try to show the professor that they care about the class by asking a ton of stupid and useless questions.
It's one thing if you're actually having trouble with the material but some people seem to ask questions just to hear themselves talk.
Professor: "blablabla YALL NIGGAS GOT AN ESSAY DUE"
Girl (it's always a girl): "So umm like um will that essay have to have like um like a thesis?"
Professor: "Yes blablabla"
Girl: "Umm what format do you want it in? What font do you want?"
AND ON AND ON AND ON
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amazing pic op thanks
amazing pic op thanks
Theres more.
People who try to show the professor that they care about the class by asking a ton of stupid and useless questions.
It's one thing if you're actually having trouble with the material but some people seem to ask questions just to hear themselves talk.
Professor: "blablabla YALL NIGGAS GOT AN ESSAY DUE"
Girl (it's always a girl): "So umm like um will that essay have to have like um like a thesis?"
Professor: "Yes blablabla"
Girl: "Umm what format do you want it in? What font do you want?"
AND ON AND ON AND ON
GAAL:DFKJEOIRUWE(*TUSLD:KFJ:SLDGH OSIH:OSPEUTRWET SGSR
People who try to show the professor that they care about the class by asking a ton of stupid and useless questions.
It's one thing if you're actually having trouble with the material but some people seem to ask questions just to hear themselves talk.
Professor: "blablabla YALL NIGGAS GOT AN ESSAY DUE"
Girl (it's always a girl): "So umm like um will that essay have to have like um like a thesis?"
Professor: "Yes blablabla"
Girl: "Umm what format do you want it in? What font do you want?"
AND ON AND ON AND ON
GAAL:DFKJEOIRUWE(*TUSLD:KFJ:SLDGH OSIH:OSPEUTRWET SGSR
Holy f**k, I thought this would phase out once highschool ended. NOW ITS MORE PREVALENT.
The cost/return ratio
spring break in california/florida.
great to know who the leaders of our future are. mom and dad must be so proud.
3/4 of the Study Pics I saved from /sci/
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>Holy f**k, I thought this would phase out once highschool ended. NOW ITS MORE PREVALENT.
Yeah I remember being in highschool and thinking "well all of this will go away when I'm in college"
I was wrong.
Another annoying thing: arrogant people. Sh*t man. It's great that you're smart but stop trying to put other people down. Also you don't know everything, you actually say pretty stupid things sometimes. Nobody corrects you because you're such a douche.
Happens so much.
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cheers anon
group discussions during lectures and it happens to be at the row right behind you. but then again looking at Why does that piss you off? In some classes if enough people fail they normalize the grades to get a class average of C(raising yours).
I hate sh*tty lectures with foreign professors that literally go directly from the textbook. And then they take attendance.
it could be to my adviceantage.
and corridor/stairway reunions. walking behind someone and he/she abruptly stops, go "O HI GAIS". worst is when it's in groups.
When I'm in a lecture and the prick next to me keeps trying to show me something on his laptop.
Said prick is my friend, but god damn I'm here to learn show me your stupid sh*t afterwards.
Ni**ers and muslims.
You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original.
People who try to show the professor that they care about the class by asking a ton of stupid and useless questions.
It's one thing if you're actually having trouble with the material but some people seem to ask questions just to hear themselves talk.
Professor: "blablabla YALL NIGGAS GOT AN ESSAY DUE"
Girl (it's always a girl): "So umm like um will that essay have to have like um like a thesis?"
Professor: "Yes blablabla"
Girl: "Umm what format do you want it in? What font do you want?"
AND ON AND ON AND ON
GAAL:DFKJEOIRUWE(*TUSLD:KFJ:SLDGH OSIH:OSPEUTRWET SGSR
these people. they also dont learn2google. /rage
college is worse than your worst day in HS. Only good thing is you can just say f**k this and leave.
When I'm in a lecture and the prick next to me keeps trying to show me something on his laptop.
Said prick is my friend, but god damn I'm here to learn show me your stupid sh*t afterwards.
Example of what he wanted to show you?
People who sit there texting through the entire class.
It just bothers me. You or your parents are spending an insane amount of money for you to sit here and pay attention and you're going to spend the entire class texting? It's also very disrespectful to the professor and it does hurt their feelings. inb4"who cares im a sociopath lol teenageangst"
Lack of cohesion between departments.
F**king group works that are inconvenient for everyone involved.
Part of your grade being based on attendance.
Expensive as f**k books.
Stupid students. "Kashmir? You mean like the fabric?"-- said by a girl in her junior year who sits behind me during a comparative politics class.
Just gonna jump in rather than make a new thread - any tips for an upcoming college freshman? High school senior year is slowly fading away.
Lack of cohesion between departments.
F**king group works that are inconvenient for everyone involved.
Part of your grade being based on attendance.
Expensive as f**k books.
Stupid students. "Kashmir? You mean like the fabric?"-- said by a girl in her junior year who sits behind me during a comparative politics class.
Wait theres group work in college? Oh f**k my life.
Lack of cohesion between departments.
F**king group works that are inconvenient for everyone involved.
Part of your grade being based on attendance.
Expensive as f**k books.
Stupid students. "Kashmir? You mean like the fabric?"-- said by a girl in her junior year who sits behind me during a comparative politics class.
>Expensive as f**k books.
Haha indeed. You know what's more annoying than books that are expensive as f**k? Books that are expensive as f**k that the teacher never even uses.
Don't tell me to buy a f**king 200$ textbook if we're going to have no assigned readings in it and be learning everything through lecture.
I used to work as an assistant for professors in a lecture hall at my university. It was my job to tell people to stop distracting others by talking, etc. I always wanted to facially stab the ones who would say, "I paid for this class, I can do what I want." No sh*t douche bag. And the people around you also paid for this class and they want to pay attention and learn. Go out in the hallway if you want to talk about how so totally drunk you were last night.
College students are just high school students without the supervision and with a little more c**kiness.
People complaining constantly about the workload, especially when the workload is not even that bad and they're only having trouble because they put everything off until the last possible second.
How high school the social life can be
Wait theres group work in college? Oh f**k my life.
yes and they all insist on f**king group meetings every f**king day
Humanities/Liberal Artsf**s will know this one cold:
Don't you just hate the one, sometimes two people in your seminar discussion groups who are clearly looking far too inward to the readings ans caring too much in general?
Shut the f**k up, half of us would rather have the teacher lecture us than to hear your theories.
yes and they all insist on f**king group meetings every f**king day
Jesus, I am going to hate the next 4 years of my life.
When yr a whitey and you try to be nice to the HK students and they freak out and keep talking to each other in canto, only to befriend you again when they work out you get good grades and are willing to help one of them, they all think it is free tutor time. Urgh!
Jesus, I am going to hate the next 4 years of my life.
Yup. Can ya do a trade, son?
Jesus, I am going to hate the next 4 years of my life.
Don't worry too much. The group work is not as bad as it was in high school.
Everybody hates group work and if you're up-front about it people will agree with you (this has never failed me). Then you can work out a way to get whatever needs to be done done with as little actual group work as possible.
Jesus, I am going to hate the next 4 years of my life.
the group work is part of the reason I am hesitant going into Engineering instead of Computer Science.
inb4 underage b&, I'm 18
Jesus, I am going to hate the next 4 years of my life.
yeah man, i avoid like the plague, a girl said to me once "cool laptop" (when my macbook didnt have scratches and cumstains on it) and i just sat and said nothing.
i hate people
Classics major here.
Don't get my degree. It's useless as f**k
Don't worry too much. The group work is not as bad as it was in high school.
Everybody hates group work and if you're up-front about it people will agree with you (this has never failed me). Then you can work out a way to get whatever needs to be done done with as little actual group work as possible.
Is this only for the general classes? Like bullsh*t English 101, right? I really hope I don't have to do Chem Labs in group up until my senior year.
yeah man, i avoid like the plague, a girl said to me once "cool laptop" (when my macbook didnt have scratches and cumstains on it) and i just sat and said nothing.
i hate people
hot girl may i add
college is worse than your worst day in HS. Only good thing is you can just say f**k this and leave.
Then you get f**ked over sideways when exams come around.
Unless your class is insanely easy.
yeah man, i avoid like the plague, a girl said to me once "cool laptop" (when my macbook didnt have scratches and cumstains on it) and i just sat and said nothing.
i hate people
yeah man, i avoid like the plague, a girl said to me once "cool laptop" (when my macbook didnt have scratches and cumstains on it) and i just sat and said nothing.
i hate people
Dude, she probably wanted to bang you.
Or get you to tutor her for free, who knows.
Is this only for the general classes? Like bullsh*t English 101, right? I really hope I don't have to do Chem Labs in group up until my senior year.
most of my classes have one group assignment
i.e 6 per year,
>6 different groups of people
Being forced to schedule your classes back to back to f**king back with a 5 minute break in between to walk to classes. Especially prevalent when you're taking mainly science/math courses which tend to be in the morning/mid-day.
Of course, I'm sure there are some people who might like this. In theory it sounds nice, but I think it f**king sucks. If I already drove to school, might as well have a bit of extra time to go over stuff for the next class/take in stuff from the previous class/f**king relax or eat.
Dude, she probably wanted to bang you.
Or get you to tutor her for free, who knows.
no sh*t... i knew that at the time i just couldnt concoct a sentence to reply back because i was too busy staring down her top
Oh, and ratemyprofessor.com pisses me off as well. I can't help but to use it when in reality, at least for my school, people just assume that easy = GREAT AWESOME!!!! and challenging = UGH DON'T EXPECT TO GET AN A ON THIS CLASS
Classics major here.
Don't get my degree. It's useless as f**k
Not necessarily if you want to teach Latin/Greek.
That's what I'm going to do. Private schools like people with MAs in Classics :3 Though you will need to get some teaching experience. Volunteer tutoring is a good bet.
Also you have to like teaching. You have to learn to be patient and be willing to explain things again and again in different ways until people understand you.
And the salary will suck.
But screw it I love teaching.
what really annoys me are the frats and sororities that act as though college is just High School Part 2
Oh, and ratemyprofessor.com pisses me off as well. I can't help but to use it when in reality, at least for my school, people just assume that easy = GREAT AWESOME!!!! and challenging = UGH DON'T EXPECT TO GET AN A ON THIS CLASS
Hmm.. never heard of that website. Think I'll check it out. How accurate do you think it is?
Being forced to schedule your classes back to back to f**king back with a 5 minute break in between to walk to classes. Especially prevalent when you're taking mainly science/math courses which tend to be in the morning/mid-day.
Of course, I'm sure there are some people who might like this. In theory it sounds nice, but I think it f**king sucks. If I already drove to school, might as well have a bit of extra time to go over stuff for the next class/take in stuff from the previous class/f**king relax or eat.
This. It doesn't bother me as much when the classes are in the same building, but otherwise it's annoying as f**k.
Hmm.. never heard of that website. Think I'll check it out. How accurate do you think it is?
Depends on your school/people rating, really. It helped me find easy graders but meh.
>5. Thai ladyboys
...wat?
>hai ladyboys
...lucky a**hole
What I hate most is, how if you don't make friends on the first week of the new year you end up as everyone's acquaintance unless you get lucky in one of your classes.
What I hate most is, how if you don't make friends on the first week of the new year you end up as everyone's acquaintance unless you get lucky in one of your classes.
>My English class.
>All old people.
>I don't talk to them.
>Everyone thinks I'm a weirdo.
>???
>Gay sex
1. My school treats everyone like children with the dorm policies. I don't dorm, so it doesn't effect me much, but if I want to visit a dorm with some friends, I have to fill out 6 pages of paperwork and promise to be good.
2. The departments at my school don't communicate well, and act independently, so when you have someone with an inter-department major, like music education, your classes and information, everything, gets totally messed up.
3. Spending has wrong priorities. Spend more on statues, less on building upkeep!
I go the University of Hawaii
Ask me anything
What I hate most is, how if you don't make friends on the first week of the new year you end up as everyone's acquaintance unless you get lucky in one of your classes.
ugh I know, I basically ended up making one friend last term, and got really lucky this term because a girl took pity on me._.
Being an 18-year-old Junior.
Few people will even talk to me because all anyone does is drink and go to bars.
F**k them anyway, my lack of a social life = 4.0 GPA with plenty of free time.
I do get pretty lonely though.
ugh I know, I basically ended up making one friend last term, and got really lucky this term because a girl took pity on me._.
Same here bro, except I don't know anybody in my class
There is a guy there, though, that I am positive goes on web. I can tell by his appearance
lol
Being an 18-year-old Junior.
Few people will even talk to me because all anyone does is drink and go to bars.
F**k them anyway, my lack of a social life = 4.0 GPA with plenty of free time.
I do get pretty lonely though.
Being an 18-year-old Junior.
Few people will even talk to me because all anyone does is drink and go to bars.
F**k them anyway, my lack of a social life = 4.0 GPA with plenty of free time.
I do get pretty lonely though.
>18
>junior in college
>whatthef**kamireading.jpg
Group work
Guy alphas the girls
Try to get people on task
get blown out
become nervous
can't focus
>18
>junior in college
>whatthef**kamireading.jpg
I skipped two grades in high school. It happens. Horrible idea though.
Group work
Guy alphas the girls
Try to get people on task
get blown out
become nervous
can't focus
And then you're stuck with the work while the guy fingerbangs the gurls under the table.
1. My school treats everyone like children with the dorm policies. I don't dorm, so it doesn't effect me much, but if I want to visit a dorm with some friends, I have to fill out 6 pages of paperwork and promise to be good.
2. The departments at my school don't communicate well, and act independently, so when you have someone with an inter-department major, like music education, your classes and information, everything, gets totally messed up.
3. Spending has wrong priorities. Spend more on statues, less on building upkeep!
>doesn't effect me
>effect
Just in case anyone else didn't notice.
Group work
Guy alphas the girls
Try to get people on task
get blown out
become nervous
can't focus
thats my nightmare
>work quietly
>happily working
>working furiously
>actually enjoying yourself
>suddenly realize you are doing something you shouldn't have been doing
>hear "whispers"
>TURN BRIGHT RED WITH DESPAIR AND EMBARRASSMENT
I don't like profs that aren't super clear with their instructions, or I will f**k up. I guarantee it.
Group work
Guy alphas the girls
Try to get people on task
get blown out
become nervous
can't focus
I would just leave. I don't really care about my grades anyway as long as I pass. My prof wouldn't notice I left anyway
Liberal professors who give you bad grades if you disagree with them.
I don't have a problem with liberal professors. Hell one of my favorite professors ever was a Marxist. It's just the ones who are blatantly biased.
inb4"hurr your papers just weren't that good"
Nah I compared what I was writing to what other people were writing. I should have been getting As and Bs on every one of my papers.
>work quietly
>happily working
>working furiously
>actually enjoying yourself
>suddenly realize you are doing something you shouldn't have been doing
>hear "whispers"
>TURN BRIGHT RED WITH DESPAIR AND EMBARRASSMENT
I don't like profs that aren't super clear with their instructions, or I will f**k up. I guarantee it.
>work quietly
>happily working
>working furiously
>actually enjoying yourself
>suddenly realize you are doing something you shouldn't have been doing
>hear "whispers"
>TURN BRIGHT RED WITH DESPAIR AND EMBARRASSMENT
I don't like profs that aren't super clear with their instructions, or I will f**k up. I guarantee it.
Wait, what the f**k? You're doing work not even assigned? How does that happen?
Wait, what the f**k? You're doing work not even assigned? How does that happen?
I do things without thinking and jump to my own simple minded conclusions.. that's how.
1.everyone has a f**king macbook. I mean easily over 70%. Im not a OHURDURHUR WINDOWS>MAC but seriously I find everyone who uses the macs are walking socialcircuses, they have facebook going on, msn, TEXTING, and ONE and a while they will type some f**king notes from the lecture. GOD I HATE those f**ks.
2. Longboarders piss the living hell out of me. None of them dress normally, or are 1005345% hipster. +4343 points when they have a macbook.
3. Books obviously, especially the ones you cannot sell.
4. Lectures who cant speak sh*t for english and cannot write at all either. ITS CALLED POWERPOINT HAERHAERHADFGA!SDF/
5. already mentioned, people who stop abruptly in hallways,
> OH HAI GUYS!!!!
6. The f**king 45 minute busrides are awful, and its often freezing where I live
There is a lot more, but I minimize this crap by only going when I really have to or if its a class I cannot skip.
Just curious, how often does anon skip a class? Which class? Do you go to a mid-tier/top-tier school?
Same here bro, except I don't know anybody in my class
There is a guy there, though, that I am positive goes on web. I can tell by his appearance
lol
I wonder if this is how people see me. D:
F**k.
Just curious, how often does anon skip a class? Which class? Do you go to a mid-tier/top-tier school?
I skip often, as least twice a week. I haven't gone to one of my computer classes in over 3 weeks.
I go to a sh*t tier community college, so the professer doesn't really care.
lol
Just curious, how often does anon skip a class? Which class? Do you go to a mid-tier/top-tier school?
Relatively top-tier. I usually skip any class that doesn't take attendance, unless I don't know what's going on.
>What are the things that piss you off most in college?
Everything. I'm in my fourth year and can't f**king stand it. Everything about it makes me feel inferior about myself. I bust my ass and get average grades. I spent two quarters on academic probation because of it.
If I stay on schedule, I'll graduate next year...but even then I have no idea what I'll do.
I wish I would have never started.
Relatively top-tier. I usually skip any class that doesn't take attendance, unless I don't know what's going on.
Sorry to hear that man, whats your major? Hopefully you don't go out with a f**kton of debt.
Sorry to hear that man, whats your major? Hopefully you don't go out with a f**kton of debt.
I think this was directed at >What are the things that piss you off most in college?
Everything. I'm in my fourth year and can't f**king stand it. Everything about it makes me feel inferior about myself. I bust my ass and get average grades. I spent two quarters on academic probation because of it.
If I stay on schedule, I'll graduate next year...but even then I have no idea what I'll do.
I wish I would have never started.
and it's criminology. I switched from Information Systems to that when I wasn't going to have the GPA to get into our business school.
Just curious, how often does anon skip a class? Which class? Do you go to a mid-tier/top-tier school?
all the time
been to 2 out of 24 lectures for one class and maybe 10 out of 24 for another
top tier business school in europe
GROUP PROJECTS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE TEACHER LETS STUDENTS PICK THEIR GROUPS.
Why? Because there's always a group of kids that are f**king buddy-buddy in the class, and they group together, then the rest of us awkwardly approach each other and are like.. well I guess I'm stuck with you.
Then you have to lie to your classmates about why you didn't show up for the "group meeting", and everyone feels pressured to do enough work, or there's one dude who doesn't do sh*t and still gets an A.
F**K GROUP PROJECTS
I skip often, as least twice a week. I haven't gone to one of my computer classes in over 3 weeks.
I go to a sh*t tier community college, so the professer doesn't really care.
lol
Samef** here. I register for Fall 2010 Classes tomorrow. Do you think I can survive 8 classes? What is the most classes you ever took at once. Thanks
all the time
been to 2 out of 24 lectures for one class and maybe 10 out of 24 for another
top tier business school in europe
Why don't you go?Its only like 2-3 hours of your time man.
Samef** here. I register for Fall 2010 Classes tomorrow. Do you think I can survive 8 classes? What is the most classes you ever took at once. Thanks
Four. But we're on quarters.
>"Quiz" on Monday
>List of things we're supposed to study is nearly everything we've covered in the entire f**king class
>Quiz is condensed to 10 short questions
Four. But we're on quarters.
Oh. I'm taking 5 now and it's ok. We go on a semester schedule
Hey anons, do you guys have to deal with this one?
>Alright, everyone find a partner
Samef** here. I register for Fall 2010 Classes tomorrow. Do you think I can survive 8 classes? What is the most classes you ever took at once. Thanks
You can handle 8 classes just fine if you're disciplined. Schedule your time, keep track of what needs to be done and do it, etc.
If you're like me though and aren't disciplined worth a sh*t and procrastinate then . . . God help you.
Hey anons, do you guys have to deal with this one?
>Alright, everyone find a partner
I had this happen to me today. It's easiest to just look to whoevers nearest and say "Group?" and a few people will be sh*tting brix just like you and will say "Sure".
Why don't you go?Its only like 2-3 hours of your time man.
i know its just lazy, i live at home which is an hour drive form uni, cant be arsed sometimes going an hour away for a one hour class when the notes are all online.
i know its just lazy, i live at home which is an hour drive form uni, cant be arsed sometimes going an hour away for a one hour class when the notes are all online.
>the notes are all online
Alright, you get a pass. But make an effort once in a while anon!
Hey anons, do you guys have to deal with this one?
>Alright, everyone find a partner
the most awkward ever
last time this happened i just emailed the lectured and asked him to assign me to a group with the other betas
Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
UGH. F**k. I'm at a community college right now. Every class grades for attendence and if you miss more than 20% of your classes you get an automatic F.
F**k. I'm so jealous. Oh well I'm transferring to a real college in the fall. It'll be awesome if I can get away with skipping a lot. I really do learn best by opening the textbook and reading it by myself.
Hey anons, do you guys have to deal with this one?
>Alright, everyone find a partner
Which is why I skip class so often. When I do go, the professer finds a group/partner for me.
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO ME IN COLLEGE F**K F**K F**K
Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
UGH. F**k. I'm at a community college right now. Every class grades for attendence and if you miss more than 20% of your classes you get an automatic F.
F**k. I'm so jealous. Oh well I'm transferring to a real college in the fall. It'll be awesome if I can get away with skipping a lot. I really do learn best by opening the textbook and reading it by myself.
Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
UGH. F**k. I'm at a community college right now. Every class grades for attendence and if you miss more than 20% of your classes you get an automatic F.
F**k. I'm so jealous. Oh well I'm transferring to a real college in the fall. It'll be awesome if I can get away with skipping a lot. I really do learn best by opening the textbook and reading it by myself.
Community College is a joke compared to a real university.
Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
UGH. F**k. I'm at a community college right now. Every class grades for attendence and if you miss more than 20% of your classes you get an automatic F.
F**k. I'm so jealous. Oh well I'm transferring to a real college in the fall. It'll be awesome if I can get away with skipping a lot. I really do learn best by opening the textbook and reading it by myself.
I go to a community college. None of my professors gives a sh*t about attendance. Some people in my classes have come only like 3 times the entire semester
Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
UGH. F**k. I'm at a community college right now. Every class grades for attendence and if you miss more than 20% of your classes you get an automatic F.
F**k. I'm so jealous. Oh well I'm transferring to a real college in the fall. It'll be awesome if I can get away with skipping a lot. I really do learn best by opening the textbook and reading it by myself.
>Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
lol, no.
Community College is a joke compared to a real university.
>person bragging about how hard their school is
Can't say I didn't see that coming.
inb4"you'll never make it at a real university" yadda yadda yadda
I got a 770 on the critical reading section of the SAT and a 690 on the math (whatever). I only went to community college to fix my GPA so that I could get into a really good school, which I did.
So suck it.
Community College is a joke compared to a real university.
Senior f** at a real university; not really, but all depends on what you take and who's teaching it.
Professors with god awful f**king accents (looking at you china)
That ONE F**KING GUY who asks questions every 5 minutes not because he wants to know something, but to show everyone how smart he is.
People who talk CONSTANTLY though a difficult class and then complain they don't understand the material.
ANY class where you can succeed by simply memorizing bullsh*t and actual understanding isn't valued at all.
Pay a couple hundred bucks in lab fees to work in a lab where you can't even find enough beakers to do a simple experiment.
Lazy sh*tty stupid people who pull down every class they take like the god damn plague.
Forensic science majors who basically just watched waaaay too much f**king CSI and think that the real world works anything like that (also in case you were wondering, in about 5 years after all the forensic science majors at my school graduate and have jobs, its going to be basically open season on murder in Florida, so go nuts.)
People who take bullsh*t majors like marketing and psychology and then complain that its all group work and bullsh*t (basically this whole thread)
Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
UGH. F**k. I'm at a community college right now. Every class grades for attendence and if you miss more than 20% of your classes you get an automatic F.
F**k. I'm so jealous. Oh well I'm transferring to a real college in the fall. It'll be awesome if I can get away with skipping a lot. I really do learn best by opening the textbook and reading it by myself.
>Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
lol, yes
attendance is not compulsory
only tutorials where attenndance is takes and where you hand in coursework is compulsory
UK
Professors with god awful f**king accents (looking at you china)
That ONE F**KING GUY who asks questions every 5 minutes not because he wants to know something, but to show everyone how smart he is.
People who talk CONSTANTLY though a difficult class and then complain they don't understand the material.
ANY class where you can succeed by simply memorizing bullsh*t and actual understanding isn't valued at all.
Pay a couple hundred bucks in lab fees to work in a lab where you can't even find enough beakers to do a simple experiment.
Lazy sh*tty stupid people who pull down every class they take like the god damn plague.
Forensic science majors who basically just watched waaaay too much f**king CSI and think that the real world works anything like that (also in case you were wondering, in about 5 years after all the forensic science majors at my school graduate and have jobs, its going to be basically open season on murder in Florida, so go nuts.)
People who take bullsh*t majors like marketing and psychology and then complain that its all group work and bullsh*t (basically this whole thread)
hmm finance and marketing
you got me
Professors with god awful f**king accents (looking at you china)
That ONE F**KING GUY who asks questions every 5 minutes not because he wants to know something, but to show everyone how smart he is.
People who talk CONSTANTLY though a difficult class and then complain they don't understand the material.
ANY class where you can succeed by simply memorizing bullsh*t and actual understanding isn't valued at all.
Pay a couple hundred bucks in lab fees to work in a lab where you can't even find enough beakers to do a simple experiment.
Lazy sh*tty stupid people who pull down every class they take like the god damn plague.
Forensic science majors who basically just watched waaaay too much f**king CSI and think that the real world works anything like that (also in case you were wondering, in about 5 years after all the forensic science majors at my school graduate and have jobs, its going to be basically open season on murder in Florida, so go nuts.)
People who take bullsh*t majors like marketing and psychology and then complain that its all group work and bullsh*t (basically this whole thread)
Liberal arts
suck my c**k
Lectures
Homework
When people say f**ked up stuff about me for no god damn reason when I'm like 5 feet away pretending like I don't have ears. Then they have the nerve to get pissed off when i call them on it. That's usually when I draw my gun and ask them if they want a new mouth on the back of their head. Tends to shut them up. F**king spoiled little pu**ies shouldn't be getting so god damn scared. I mean what the f**k do you expect for making fun of a guy who walks around in combat fatigues?
When people make fun of somebody else while I'm around. It makes me so f**king mad to hear somebody trying to strip away a complete f**king stranger's humanity just so that they can feel better about themselves. I always make them apologize. If they don't, I choke them. It's the whole cowardice aspect of it that makes me rage so hard. They think that the person they're making fun of isn't going to do anything about it, so they say some horrible f**ked up sh*t about them while they're right there for no god damn reason. I f**king hate bullies. I hate them because they're always cowards. Put a gun in their face or slam their head in a wall and all their bravado always disappears. I pimp slap those pieces of sh*t every time I see them trying to victimize somebody.
Science courses: You can mostly ignore the professor. Any college worth their salt will have a decent text book, which will be written better than any one person can talk.
Anything else: Probably best if you go to class.
-fraternities and sororities
-people who talk about their personal drama during class
-that one kid in every class who attempts to befriend the professor and the TAs for ulterior motives
-professors who are teaching a class for the first time and as such don't know how to convey the material effectively
-professors and TAs with nearly incomprehensible accents
-zealots who try to give out pamphlets for their inane causes at choke points around campus
-shelling out $700 for my books each semester
-professors who romanticize the theory they're teaching for three-quarters of the lecture and then fail to demonstrate the execution of it
-a**holes in the dorms who play their sh*tty music WAY too loud
-RAs and other people in charge of the dorms who take their jobs way too seriously
the f**king list goes on and on... sometimes I wonder why I'm here
Lectures
Homework
When people say f**ked up stuff about me for no god damn reason when I'm like 5 feet away pretending like I don't have ears. Then they have the nerve to get pissed off when i call them on it. That's usually when I draw my gun and ask them if they want a new mouth on the back of their head. Tends to shut them up. F**king spoiled little pu**ies shouldn't be getting so god damn scared. I mean what the f**k do you expect for making fun of a guy who walks around in combat fatigues?
When people make fun of somebody else while I'm around. It makes me so f**king mad to hear somebody trying to strip away a complete f**king stranger's humanity just so that they can feel better about themselves. I always make them apologize. If they don't, I choke them. It's the whole cowardice aspect of it that makes me rage so hard. They think that the person they're making fun of isn't going to do anything about it, so they say some horrible f**ked up sh*t about them while they're right there for no god damn reason. I f**king hate bullies. I hate them because they're always cowards. Put a gun in their face or slam their head in a wall and all their bravado always disappears. I pimp slap those pieces of sh*t every time I see them trying to victimize somebody.
>That's usually when I draw my gun and ask them if they want a new mouth on the back of their head.
You don't do this.
Lectures
Homework
When people say f**ked up stuff about me for no god damn reason when I'm like 5 feet away pretending like I don't have ears. Then they have the nerve to get pissed off when i call them on it. That's usually when I draw my gun and ask them if they want a new mouth on the back of their head. Tends to shut them up. F**king spoiled little pu**ies shouldn't be getting so god damn scared. I mean what the f**k do you expect for making fun of a guy who walks around in combat fatigues?
When people make fun of somebody else while I'm around. It makes me so f**king mad to hear somebody trying to strip away a complete f**king stranger's humanity just so that they can feel better about themselves. I always make them apologize. If they don't, I choke them. It's the whole cowardice aspect of it that makes me rage so hard. They think that the person they're making fun of isn't going to do anything about it, so they say some horrible f**ked up sh*t about them while they're right there for no god damn reason. I f**king hate bullies. I hate them because they're always cowards. Put a gun in their face or slam their head in a wall and all their bravado always disappears. I pimp slap those pieces of sh*t every time I see them trying to victimize somebody.
Heh I know you're trolling but I agree about the sh*t-talkers.
I hear people talking sh*t about other people in lecture so damn much and it's always for something really stupid.
And then in lab there's one kid nobody likes and when he's not there everybody makes fun of him.
Why don't they say all that to his face?
Hell two people in one of my lectures have decided they don't like me. I don't know why. I don't know what they're saying either. I hear them snickering and they look over at me and sh*t. I've never said a word to either of them and I don't think I've done anything outrageous in class.
Like the prof asked a question and we were raising our hands and I answered the question because I thought he'd called on me but he'd actually called on someone else. I mean whatever right that happens all the time. But then these two sh*t monkeys start cracking up at me.
Like . . . what the f**k mang. Pisses me off so much.
Lectures
Homework
When people say f**ked up stuff about me for no god damn reason when I'm like 5 feet away pretending like I don't have ears. Then they have the nerve to get pissed off when i call them on it. That's usually when I draw my gun and ask them if they want a new mouth on the back of their head. Tends to shut them up. F**king spoiled little pu**ies shouldn't be getting so god damn scared. I mean what the f**k do you expect for making fun of a guy who walks around in combat fatigues?
When people make fun of somebody else while I'm around. It makes me so f**king mad to hear somebody trying to strip away a complete f**king stranger's humanity just so that they can feel better about themselves. I always make them apologize. If they don't, I choke them. It's the whole cowardice aspect of it that makes me rage so hard. They think that the person they're making fun of isn't going to do anything about it, so they say some horrible f**ked up sh*t about them while they're right there for no god damn reason. I f**king hate bullies. I hate them because they're always cowards. Put a gun in their face or slam their head in a wall and all their bravado always disappears. I pimp slap those pieces of sh*t every time I see them trying to victimize somebody.
when college kids put their lolzy fantasies on the internet and reminds me how I have to walk around the streets with fa**ots like this all day
>That's usually when I draw my gun and ask them if they want a new mouth on the back of their head.
You don't do this.
when college kids put their lolzy fantasies on the internet and reminds me how I have to walk around the streets with fa**ots like this all day
Protip: he was joking.
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Foreign language professors who only teach the language because they are native speakers, not because they actually f**king know how to teach a language. I go to yet another sh*t tier community college, I'm planning to major in French once I go to a real university in the fall, and I had literally the worst French teacher ever last quarter. She was a crazy bitch and claimed she didn't know some of the words because the book was "Canadian". Why was she hired? Because she was from Egypt and spoke French growing up. ffffffuuuuuu
Lectures
Homework
When people say f**ked up stuff about me for no god damn reason when I'm like 5 feet away pretending like I don't have ears. Then they have the nerve to get pissed off when i call them on it. That's usually when I draw my gun and ask them if they want a new mouth on the back of their head. Tends to shut them up. F**king spoiled little pu**ies shouldn't be getting so god damn scared. I mean what the f**k do you expect for making fun of a guy who walks around in combat fatigues?
When people make fun of somebody else while I'm around. It makes me so f**king mad to hear somebody trying to strip away a complete f**king stranger's humanity just so that they can feel better about themselves. I always make them apologize. If they don't, I choke them. It's the whole cowardice aspect of it that makes me rage so hard. They think that the person they're making fun of isn't going to do anything about it, so they say some horrible f**ked up sh*t about them while they're right there for no god damn reason. I f**king hate bullies. I hate them because they're always cowards. Put a gun in their face or slam their head in a wall and all their bravado always disappears. I pimp slap those pieces of sh*t every time I see them trying to victimize somebody.
I certainly wouldn't say anything sh*t about someone with a gun when they are in my general vicinity, but why are you walking around with a gun and fatigues in college anyways?
Lectures
Homework
When people say f**ked up stuff about me for no god damn reason when I'm like 5 feet away pretending like I don't have ears. Then they have the nerve to get pissed off when i call them on it. That's usually when I draw my gun and ask them if they want a new mouth on the back of their head. Tends to shut them up. F**king spoiled little pu**ies shouldn't be getting so god damn scared. I mean what the f**k do you expect for making fun of a guy who walks around in combat fatigues?
When people make fun of somebody else while I'm around. It makes me so f**king mad to hear somebody trying to strip away a complete f**king stranger's humanity just so that they can feel better about themselves. I always make them apologize. If they don't, I choke them. It's the whole cowardice aspect of it that makes me rage so hard. They think that the person they're making fun of isn't going to do anything about it, so they say some horrible f**ked up sh*t about them while they're right there for no god damn reason. I f**king hate bullies. I hate them because they're always cowards. Put a gun in their face or slam their head in a wall and all their bravado always disappears. I pimp slap those pieces of sh*t every time I see them trying to victimize somebody.
>>cowardly
>>draws gun when insulted
I certainly wouldn't say anything sh*t about someone with a gun when they are in my general vicinity, but why are you walking around with a gun and fatigues in college anyways?
ROTC.
Protip: he was joking.
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>-zealots who try to give out pamphlets for their inane causes at choke points around campus
1000x this
Arranging into groups that the class gets to decide for itself. Sh*t, I have a decent amount of friends but it takes me a while to warm up to people and none of them ever take the same classes as me.
Arranging into groups that the class gets to decide for itself. Sh*t, I have a decent amount of friends but it takes me a while to warm up to people and none of them ever take the same classes as me.
Easy. Look to your left, look to your right, choose the best one, join their group.
"Class, everybody stand up, walk around, and introduce yourself to one another."
Feminazi's who say they don't want to be objectified while being the biggest wh**res on campus.
Opinionated people who don't know when to shut up.
I'd say atheists and libertarians are the worst offenders in my experience.
Opinionated people who don't know when to shut up.
I'd say atheists and libertarians are the worst offenders in my experience.
Oh and by the way I know that not all atheists/libertarians are like this.
"Class, everybody stand up, walk around, and introduce yourself to one another."
AH F**K EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
had to do this for freshman engineering students
Easy. Look to your left, look to your right, choose the best one, join their group.
Well I graduated last year so it's too late
Why don't you go?Its only like 2-3 hours of your time man.
An extreme feeling of awkwardness from having already skipped quite a few times.
I hate those classes where professors take attendance and make a point to remember everyone by name.
Opinionated people who don't know when to shut up.
I'd say atheists and libertarians are the worst offenders in my experience.
AH F**K EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
had to do this for freshman engineering students
You pu**ies have it easy.
Try doing an oncology / palliative care rotation with social dysfunction.
Participation is required but you're too shy or not confident enough in your answers to raise your hand. Finally the prof asks something you KNOW you can answer confidently and the f** who already spoke a million times chirps up before you.
Participation is required but you're too shy or not confident enough in your answers to raise your hand. Finally the prof asks something you KNOW you can answer confidently and the f** who already spoke a million times chirps up before you.
Yeah forced participation is definitely a crock of sh*t.
And I'm happy to participate in class too. In fact I'm probably that c**ky a**hole who answers before you have a chance. I just know that some people have a lot of trouble with it and it's not fair to them.
And the professor always gets pissed at people like you too "HURR WHY U NEVER SAY ANYTHING"
People are such a**holes.
"Class, everybody stand up, walk around, and introduce yourself to one another."
Even worse:
"Class ask the person next to you 5 questions about themselves, and then tell all of us about it."
Buying books that end up being irrelevant to succeeding in class. I wasted so much money my first couple semesters. After that I'd just buy almost no books at the beginning of the semester then go out and buy a book if I desperately needed it.
To continue along the theme of judgmental pricks domineering University campuses, I wore red pants last friday and at some point a black woman made a rather rude remark. I quickly walked back to her location, and plainly asked her, " what do you think of my pants; I must know". She guffawed, and replied, " Nigga dey redikulass on ur skini azz", at which point U simply remarked, "Not as ridiculous as your skin tone".
People who try to show the professor that they care about the class by asking a ton of stupid and useless questions.
It's one thing if you're actually having trouble with the material but some people seem to ask questions just to hear themselves talk.
Professor: "blablabla YALL NIGGAS GOT AN ESSAY DUE"
Girl (it's always a girl): "So umm like um will that essay have to have like um like a thesis?"
Professor: "Yes blablabla"
Girl: "Umm what format do you want it in? What font do you want?"
AND ON AND ON AND ON
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Sometimes those are pretty legit questions. I've had so many teachers that had their own specific requirements for a paper that you'd never know just from reading their syllabus. There's always trivial sh*t that you f**k up on your first paper because of it.
I'm sick of all the ni**ers. I swear I can't walk anywhere without having to weave in between the droves of them standing in random-ass groups. Doorways, halls, in the middle of the line for lunch, anywhere that will bother people they will stand. Even in the libraries, standing around yelling in their monkey-speak to disrupt all five of the white students trying to study. I thought things were supposed to get better at university
Also my roommate, he comes in around 23:00 to turn on the lights, sing and yell a bit, and then leave after waking me up. He does it again usually around 1, and on nights hes feeling extra mean he'll do it a third time around 3 and then talk all night long with some slut on speakerphone so he can wake up to her voice.
I'm moving to somewhere that isn't the south if I ever graduate.
God damn f**king TA's who have horrid English skills. I mean seriously, I need to be able to understand the sh*t that is coming out of your mouth. Failing that, you need to be able to write it down. They f**king can't! I swear my university loves to employ foreigners just to troll the students.
Example. We were given an essay outline which included the topic and a few readings. I ask the TA if there is any formatting requirements. She says no. I typed up the essay, use 1.5 line spacing, indented paragraphs, left a reasonable margin, bolded subheadings and used Tahoma.
I get the essay back and see 9 points taken away due to f**king formatting. Apparantly we were supposed to use Times New Roman, double line spacing, no margin, underlined and not bolded sub-headings. I mean what the f**k. No one else has had a problem with the formatting over the 3 years I've been in this sh*thole and because some f**king chinese slut can't speak English I get f**ked over. F**k you.
Also, f**king c**ts that play Farmville and whatever stupid sh*t on facebook on the university computers. I NEED TO DO WORK YOU F**KING C**TS. Gtfo off facebook. I'm sure the rest of your wh**rebag friends and wait 2 hours for another one of your f**king down syndrome-esque status updates.
F**K.
F**king people in rez who throw things at my window, and people above me who blast their music at 1 in the morning
The administration.
They'll spend money on athletic renovations and big-screen LCD TVs and raise tuition and cut departments in the process.
F**king pricks, I'm so glad I'll be done in December.
To continue along the theme of judgmental pricks domineering University campuses, I wore red pants last friday and at some point a black woman made a rather rude remark. I quickly walked back to her location, and plainly asked her, " what do you think of my pants; I must know". She guffawed, and replied, " Nigga dey redikulass on ur skini azz", at which point U simply remarked, "Not as ridiculous as your skin tone".
She judged you based on the red pants you chose to wear. You judged her based on the color of the skin she was born with.
She judged you based on the red pants you chose to wear. You judged her based on the color of the skin she was born with.
I thought he judged her for judging him.
I thought he judged her for judging him.
That is what I intended to convey.
God damn f**king TA's who have horrid English skills. I mean seriously, I need to be able to understand the sh*t that is coming out of your mouth. Failing that, you need to be able to write it down. They f**king can't! I swear my university loves to employ foreigners just to troll the students.
Example. We were given an essay outline which included the topic and a few readings. I ask the TA if there is any formatting requirements. She says no. I typed up the essay, use 1.5 line spacing, indented paragraphs, left a reasonable margin, bolded subheadings and used Tahoma.
I get the essay back and see 9 points taken away due to f**king formatting. Apparantly we were supposed to use Times New Roman, double line spacing, no margin, underlined and not bolded sub-headings. I mean what the f**k. No one else has had a problem with the formatting over the 3 years I've been in this sh*thole and because some f**king chinese slut can't speak English I get f**ked over. F**k you.
Also, f**king c**ts that play Farmville and whatever stupid sh*t on facebook on the university computers. I NEED TO DO WORK YOU F**KING C**TS. Gtfo off facebook. I'm sure the rest of your wh**rebag friends and wait 2 hours for another one of your f**king down syndrome-esque status updates.
F**K.
That kind of bullsh*t trained me to confront professors and TAs about stuff.
She judged you based on the red pants you chose to wear. You judged her based on the color of the skin she was born with.
>You judged her based on the color of the skin she was born with.
What's wrong with that? F**king obnoxious sheeboons deserve to get told off.
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people postan are social outcasts
people postan are social outcasts
People who switch "ing" to "an" are mentally retarded.
>Buy book from campus bookstore for $120
>Use maybe once or twice the whole semester
>"I'm sorry we can't buy that back. No professor's using it next semester, herp derp."
>Nigra loud mouthed bitch in public speech class
>Doing exercise on debating two sides of the argument
>Arguing whether the death penalty should be abolished or not
>After class exercise she asks
>Is that what like um the death row is for
>So if like um I killed someone would I be on the death row
>Class responds "no, it depends, criminal history, blah blah blah
> She then asks "so if i like raped and stole some person then killed them, would I be on death row"
>This goes on for the next 10 minutes
>I'm sitting next to her throughout these 10 minutes
>my mind is full of f**k
>as;l8885858585858885858 TYPICAL NI**ER SH*T WLARRRRGH
>Trying to be tolerant and unbiased towards these ni**ers, but no F**K F**K F**K
Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
UGH. F**k. I'm at a community college right now. Every class grades for attendence and if you miss more than 20% of your classes you get an automatic F.
F**k. I'm so jealous. Oh well I'm transferring to a real college in the fall. It'll be awesome if I can get away with skipping a lot. I really do learn best by opening the textbook and reading it by myself.
>Wait a second you guys can skip all your classes and teach things to yourself?
I did it my freshman year for Gen Chem because my professor was fresh from Pakistan, and listening to him required active deciphering and made easy sh*t 10 times more difficult than it should have been.
So I stopped going to everything but the peer lead sessions (they actually helped AND attendance was taken for them) and just did practice problems from the book for the rest of the semester.
It's not something anyone should EVER have to do, unless your teacher just isn't really teaching you anything. It's possible, but it's not reccomended.
ROTC.
F**k that, ROTC isn't THAT stupid to walk around campus with weapons.
Well, at least here in California we aren't, only because we assume anyone even thinking we're carrying weapons in uniform would call the police on us.
>Nigra loud mouthed bitch in public speech class
>Doing exercise on debating two sides of the argument
>Arguing whether the death penalty should be abolished or not
>After class exercise she asks
>Is that what like um the death row is for
>So if like um I killed someone would I be on the death row
>Class responds "no, it depends, criminal history, blah blah blah
> She then asks "so if i like raped and stole some person then killed them, would I be on death row"
>This goes on for the next 10 minutes
>I'm sitting next to her throughout these 10 minutes
>my mind is full of f**k
>as;l8885858585858885858 TYPICAL NI**ER SH*T WLARRRRGH
>Trying to be tolerant and unbiased towards these ni**ers, but no F**K F**K F**K
Ahahaha that's nothing man.
In my friend's bio lecture (I wasn't there) they were going around the room on the first day to say something about themselves. There were these two black chicks, one of them a sheboon.
>WAYULL LAS' SEMESTUH ME AND HUH WUH PLAY DE FAWTIN' GAME IN CLAYUSS
What's "de fawtin' game" you ask?
It's exactly what you think it is.
And they still play it.
This post sounds totally f**king fake but I'm really telling the truth. Two ni**ers fart in class and compete over who can make the smelliest one.
>Buy over $500 worth of mandatory textbooks
>Lectures have NOTHING to do with the textbook content
>Cannot resell them as the new edition is being used next year
>Repeat for 4 years.
Ahahaha that's nothing man.
In my friend's bio lecture (I wasn't there) they were going around the room on the first day to say something about themselves. There were these two black chicks, one of them a sheboon.
>WAYULL LAS' SEMESTUH ME AND HUH WUH PLAY DE FAWTIN' GAME IN CLAYUSS
What's "de fawtin' game" you ask?
It's exactly what you think it is.
And they still play it.
This post sounds totally f**king fake but I'm really telling the truth. Two ni**ers fart in class and compete over who can make the smelliest one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZJJc3T1RQ
You mean like dis fawt game?
people postan are social outcasts
Not really. Every uni/college student would complain at this sh*t.
Especially people talking during lectures. If your going to talk just skip the god dam lecture, no ones taking attendence, the lectures are recorded and all the notes are on the net.
F**KING SHUT UP.
F**k that, you motherf**kers think group work is bad in college?
This f**king professor decided to shove us all into groups (the class has like 140 students) and instead of doing some BS work, he makes us do art-sh*t in f**king Second Life.
F**king 100-level course, full of the idiots that somehow made it into college, and we're f**king playing SECOND LIFE. WHAT THE F**K.
I don't know why I didn't drop this bullsh*t-ass class.
If it's not bad enough that there are people who just suck with computers, now everyone's gotta learn how to f**king play Second Life.
GODDAMNIT, this semester can't end quick enough.
Once you get to 3rd year, most of the retards have mysteriously disappeared, and you aren't exclusively in giant lecture halls where you're anonymous to the prof (and therefore not getting any recognition).
What pissed me off the most in college was during one midterm; the TAs arranged the order of one of the test packages incorrectly, so basically every student wrote the wrong answers in that section. After confronting the TAs on this they were just so unwilling to admit their mistake and marks to compensate for this were never granted.
What I hate the most about college: morons who always show up to class wearing scarves, wearing some ridiculous hat, and always drinkng a coffee. Often have facial hair, wear glasses and show up to class late. They think they are intellectually superior and that their attire must reflect this. F**king fa**ots
People who sit there texting through the entire class.
It just bothers me. You or your parents are spending an insane amount of money for you to sit here and pay attention and you're going to spend the entire class texting? It's also very disrespectful to the professor and it does hurt their feelings. inb4"who cares im a sociopath lol teenageangst"
Glad you feel that way, even though it's your phone and your money and I have nothing to do with it, I still rage that your not even paying attention to a class you signed up for.
frats and sororities. I don't know about your school but they've nearly monopolized the party scene at my school.
Ahahaha that's nothing man.
In my friend's bio lecture (I wasn't there) they were going around the room on the first day to say something about themselves. There were these two black chicks, one of them a sheboon.
>WAYULL LAS' SEMESTUH ME AND HUH WUH PLAY DE FAWTIN' GAME IN CLAYUSS
What's "de fawtin' game" you ask?
It's exactly what you think it is.
And they still play it.
This post sounds totally f**king fake but I'm really telling the truth. Two ni**ers fart in class and compete over who can make the smelliest one.
F**KING LOL. I laughed for like a minute straight lmfao.
Going to UCLA in Fall.
Any adviceice?
Anybody here go to USF?
cliques and stupid social drama and all the bullsh*t of highschool, only we're a little older and nothing has changed.
other than that, I LOVED college!
heh. I was an art major (lol, no future!) and one of the guys in class exhibited some racist/xenophobic posters he made. His reasoning was that he didn't want his kids being exposed to this stuff growing up or whatever.
Big sh*tstorm, with public talks held with the artist as well as debates and other bullsh*t.
You may be interested in what the posters looked like. Well one was just a photo of Martin Luther King with the word NI**ER written underneath, and the other was a picture of an oven and it said something derogatory about jews.
I didn't like the guy who made them or care about the offended people, so I just sat back and laughed about the whole thing.
I love hanging out with Mexican people back in SoCal but up in the north they all hang in groups and view all whites badly. Sh*t sucks, they don't even speak Spanish!
heh. I was an art major (lol, no future!) and one of the guys in class exhibited some racist/xenophobic posters he made. His reasoning was that he didn't want his kids being exposed to this stuff growing up or whatever.
Big sh*tstorm, with public talks held with the artist as well as debates and other bullsh*t.
You may be interested in what the posters looked like. Well one was just a photo of Martin Luther King with the word NI**ER written underneath, and the other was a picture of an oven and it said something derogatory about jews.
I didn't like the guy who made them or care about the offended people, so I just sat back and laughed about the whole thing.
now that's some goddamn art
heh. I was an art major (lol, no future!) and one of the guys in class exhibited some racist/xenophobic posters he made. His reasoning was that he didn't want his kids being exposed to this stuff growing up or whatever.
Big sh*tstorm, with public talks held with the artist as well as debates and other bullsh*t.
You may be interested in what the posters looked like. Well one was just a photo of Martin Luther King with the word NI**ER written underneath, and the other was a picture of an oven and it said something derogatory about jews.
I didn't like the guy who made them or care about the offended people, so I just sat back and laughed about the whole thing.
This happened at a goddamn Hispanic party/rally at my Uni a week ago. They were having a rally thing and let some racist fa**ot out of nowhere started saying some sh*t. Now our school newspaper has to spend half the front page telling us about it.
I go on facebook in my GE classes.
But I actually am chatting to other students from the class about it.
Also more than just "OMG IT'S SO BORING! D:"
Having to befriend a homeless man because upperclassmen won't help a bro out.
f**k farmville
heh. I was an art major (lol, no future!) and one of the guys in class exhibited some racist/xenophobic posters he made. His reasoning was that he didn't want his kids being exposed to this stuff growing up or whatever.
Big sh*tstorm, with public talks held with the artist as well as debates and other bullsh*t.
You may be interested in what the posters looked like. Well one was just a photo of Martin Luther King with the word NI**ER written underneath, and the other was a picture of an oven and it said something derogatory about jews.
I didn't like the guy who made them or care about the offended people, so I just sat back and laughed about the whole thing.
>I was an art major
>I didn't like the guy who made them or care about the offended people, so I just sat back and laughed about the whole thing.
What.
What about the composition and orientation of the posters? Was a grid used? Were the [correct] colors used? Was the execution of imagery properly appropriated? Were the rule of thirds in play? How about about the Type? Was the proper type selected? How was the tracking? How was the leading? How was the kerning?
"Art Major" my f**king ass.
>I was an art major
>I didn't like the guy who made them or care about the offended people, so I just sat back and laughed about the whole thing.
What.
What about the composition and orientation of the posters? Was a grid used? Were the [correct] colors used? Was the execution of imagery properly appropriated? Were the rule of thirds in play? How about about the Type? Was the proper type selected? How was the tracking? How was the leading? How was the kerning?
"Art Major" my f**king ass.
>"was" an art major
Ucsc f** here.
The hippies. The fact I have to take a bus to class (or go through some dumbass backway through a forest. Some people are liberal an I'm fine with that, but these f**ks will protest over anything and everything.
There's stupid racial sh*t too. I'm talking about students accusing the regents and chancellors of racism because the price is being raised. It's not f**king racism because you can't afford it.
heh. I was an art major (lol, no future!) and one of the guys in class exhibited some racist/xenophobic posters he made. His reasoning was that he didn't want his kids being exposed to this stuff growing up or whatever.
Big sh*tstorm, with public talks held with the artist as well as debates and other bullsh*t.
You may be interested in what the posters looked like. Well one was just a photo of Martin Luther King with the word NI**ER written underneath, and the other was a picture of an oven and it said something derogatory about jews.
I didn't like the guy who made them or care about the offended people, so I just sat back and laughed about the whole thing.
>I was an art major (lol, no future!)
Art directors make 3 figure salaries, you talentless motherf**ker.
>Spent so much money on textbooks that I never used.
I did this for my first two years of uni. Now I have a system. I know a bunch of bros, and we search around trying to find a copy of the textbook (a great place to check is the library specific to the program the course is in). Once we find said copy, we scan the f**k out of it into a PDF. Arduous task, but it saves so much damn money in the end. Plus once we have it in PDF form we upload it to Megashares to help out other bros who could possibly need it.
>Skip classes and teach yourself material
Go to class for the first few weeks (usually three, or until the first midterm). After that, you'll be able to tell if it's a class that you need to show up to. Personally, I skip every single class I can. I learn much better on my own (4.0 GPA) and I don't have to make the commute to campus and back which involves me paying ridiculous amounts in parking fees.
>Parking Fees
When I do go to class, I f**king REFUSE to pay for parking my car anymore. Best spot? Park at the security building itself. At least at my University, that's one of the lots that isn't ever gated. I drive my car up and it blends in perfectly with all of the other cars there.
I've paid a lot of useless money to this university...no more.
Going to UCLA in Fall.
Any adviceice?
Freshman at UCLA right now.
-HAVE A MAJOR BEFORE YOU COME IN. This may not apply to you, but I was told that most students come in undeclared, and you are given plenty of time to explore majors. Bullsh*t. I might have to go to CC next year to catch up.
heh. I was an art major (lol, no future!) and one of the guys in class exhibited some racist/xenophobic posters he made. His reasoning was that he didn't want his kids being exposed to this stuff growing up or whatever.
Big sh*tstorm, with public talks held with the artist as well as debates and other bullsh*t.
You may be interested in what the posters looked like. Well one was just a photo of Martin Luther King with the word NI**ER written underneath, and the other was a picture of an oven and it said something derogatory about jews.
I didn't like the guy who made them or care about the offended people, so I just sat back and laughed about the whole thing.
>I was an art major (lol, no future!)
art major is kinda broad, wat was your actual major?
Freshman at UCLA right now.
-HAVE A MAJOR BEFORE YOU COME IN. This may not apply to you, but I was told that most students come in undeclared, and you are given plenty of time to explore majors. Bullsh*t. I might have to go to CC next year to catch up.
It's easy to switch from one garbage liberal arts degree to another one without losing any time, actually. BAs in general are like this.
It's just hard with B.S. majors because they require so many more classes and have less room for electives.
Anyone here at UCSB?
Also more on topic:
classes that demand attendance.
assuming anyone else knows what iclickers are, iclickers. f**k that sh*t.
professors who aren't engaging.
professors who are TOO engaging.
etc etc
Fees, dem fees.
I go to Jewlane and I pay $600+ a year for a f**king parking permit because I commute to class. On top of the bullsh*t I have to put up with parking, I have to pay $750 for some "commuter" meal plan that I never use anyway. I have a free ride and all, but goddamn, they know how to f**k me over with fees and extra costs.
>I was an art major (lol, no future!)
Art directors make 3 figure salaries, you talentless motherf**ker.
>Art directors make 3 figure salaries
I believe this, considering the poverty level in USA is 5 figures
>Calendars: You will need several calendars
Stopped reading here, sorry.
When yr a whitey and you try to be nice to the HK students and they freak out and keep talking to each other in canto, only to befriend you again when they work out you get good grades and are willing to help one of them, they all think it is free tutor time. Urgh!
Some of them can be pretty cool, if somewhat strange.
If you know a guy called Michael Chan tell him he's an insufferable fa**ot.
Cell phones
Talking about parties they were at (I'm at a CC, so it just sounds even lamer)
Computers in classes that don't need them (chemistry when the teacher is drawing out molecules)
Class clowns and kool kids
Computer lab is always filled with people checking their MySpaces or FaceBooks
Parking too
F**kers suck dick, I parked in the city's public library to study, in there for three hours before class. Come out, find ticket on car.
Try to appeal it, gets rejected. The reason, the college and library made a deal that no student can park there without a parking pass, even if you're not at school that day
Need to send a brick through the window someday
Cell phones
Talking about parties they were at (I'm at a CC, so it just sounds even lamer)
Computers in classes that don't need them (chemistry when the teacher is drawing out molecules)
Class clowns and kool kids
Computer lab is always filled with people checking their MySpaces or FaceBooks
lol re: bragging
I have 19 and 20 year olds telling 14-year-old style stories about "lol I was so stoned" or "lol I tried cocaine one time IM SO BADASS"
Facepalm every time. Just facepalm.
Actually I don't facepalm I humor them and know where they're coming from. Because I used to be 14. But sh*t I really did think people would be more mature when I went to college. I have found this to not be the case.
why is it that the lower-tier your school is, the more group sh*t you have to do?
I go to a top-tier school in engineering and I have had like 4 classes in 4 years that have group work (and 3 were lab classes, herp derp)
Protip: Easy studying. Find your max memorization sub-1min. Usually 3-8 items, work on studying in that block for 15mins at a time. What you don't remember go back and restudy for another 5min.
Anyway what pissed me off the most were the idiots on their cell phones playing games. Saw one girl go from a 4.0gpa in the first semester to a 1.8gpa by the 4th because she was constantly on her phone texting people. My college was a computer-free environment which sucks because my ability to write/print is complete sh*t.
why is it that the lower-tier your school is, the more group sh*t you have to do?
I go to a top-tier school in engineering and I have had like 4 classes in 4 years that have group work (and 3 were lab classes, herp derp)
At my CC, I've had group projects in the basic classes (English, reading, music) and adviceanced (math, nursing)
Go to the lab- it's full of people on freind face
"oh but i'm doing wok, just checking stuff"
you f**king liars.
In your school's humanities department, expect to see EVERYONE with a guitar, even if they can't play it.
Expect first years to talk about drugs always. Expect dealers to flaunt the fact, and try to get laid from it.
Once you get to 3rd year, most of the retards have mysteriously disappeared, and you aren't exclusively in giant lecture halls where you're anonymous to the prof (and therefore not getting any recognition).
What pissed me off the most in college was during one midterm; the TAs arranged the order of one of the test packages incorrectly, so basically every student wrote the wrong answers in that section. After confronting the TAs on this they were just so unwilling to admit their mistake and marks to compensate for this were never granted.
THIS. I'm in 2nd year, taking some 3rd year courses. All the 3rd year courses are filled with intelligent people.
Except one fedora-wearing goateed mothef**ker who asks the prof if he's watched TNG and fails to understand any use of subtle language. F**k.
>go to library needing to use computer
>go to second floor since first floor is always full of retards
>8 computers total
>1 girl doing work
>1 guy sitting at desk with legs crossed reading the paper with google homepage up
>2 ni**ers with headphones on watching rap videos on youtube mouthing the words
>1 asian hipster sitting in front of a computer desk USING A F**KING MACBOOK
>2 people on facebook
>1 girl sleeping with head on keyboard
>turn 360 degrees and walk out
THIS. I'm in 2nd year, taking some 3rd year courses. All the 3rd year courses are filled with intelligent people.
Except one fedora-wearing goateed mothef**ker who asks the prof if he's watched TNG and fails to understand any use of subtle language. F**k.
>Fedora-wearing
Oh god, a thousand times this. F**kers think that they can pull that sh*t off, but they look like total f**king jackasses. Of course in their mind, they're the end all be all of cool.
THIS. I'm in 2nd year, taking some 3rd year courses. All the 3rd year courses are filled with intelligent people.
Except one fedora-wearing goateed mothef**ker who asks the prof if he's watched TNG and fails to understand any use of subtle language. F**k.
Mildly-autistic-tone-deaf-anachronistic-hat-wearing guy! I've met like six of those guys now. If he doesn't have a series of videos on the internet of himself sitting in his badly lit room, running down the list of his favorite video games and saying the exact same f**king things everyone else has said about them, he is not worthy of his period piece headwear.
1.everyone has a f**king macbook. I mean easily over 70%. Im not a OHURDURHUR WINDOWS>MAC but seriously I find everyone who uses the macs are walking socialcircuses, they have facebook going on, msn, TEXTING, and ONE and a while they will type some f**king notes from the lecture. GOD I HATE those f**ks.
2. Longboarders piss the living hell out of me. None of them dress normally, or are 1005345% hipster. +4343 points when they have a macbook.
3. Books obviously, especially the ones you cannot sell.
4. Lectures who cant speak sh*t for english and cannot write at all either. ITS CALLED POWERPOINT HAERHAERHADFGA!SDF/
5. already mentioned, people who stop abruptly in hallways,
> OH HAI GUYS!!!!
6. The f**king 45 minute busrides are awful, and its often freezing where I live
There is a lot more, but I minimize this crap by only going when I really have to or if its a class I cannot skip.
>5. already mentioned, people who stop abruptly in hallways,
Worse than that is people who stop on or at the top of stairs. It's almost always nigras doing some handshake crap.
That whiny, whimpery dude with no balls who hangs out with a girl he's known since sophomore year of high school EVERY DAY because he needs the security.
In the beginning of the semester I neverrrrrrrrr skip class, but as I learn how the class works, how the teachers schedule works, and how big the lecture is on the tests I skip accordingly. In fact I'm skipping my politics class right now. The teacher talks about bullsh*t nothing the entire period, everything on his test is from the book. Therefore I don't need to go.
Ucsc f** here.
The hippies. The fact I have to take a bus to class (or go through some dumbass backway through a forest. Some people are liberal an I'm fine with that, but these f**ks will protest over anything and everything.
There's stupid racial sh*t too. I'm talking about students accusing the regents and chancellors of racism because the price is being raised. It's not f**king racism because you can't afford it.
What, UC Santa Cruz? Oh God. I tried to watch the video of David Horowitz putting up with those brats. Turns out they didn't even show up; they held a protest event in another building to talk about how...David Horowitz doesn't want to include people. A grad student in some bullsh*t cultural studies standing there talking like a f**king junior high student.
No mas. The UCSB deathmatch was bad enough.
The self-congratulatory school newspaper. More specifically: the soul-defeating comics that run in it. I am convinced that these things only keep running because no one is willing to tell the authors they can't draw or pace a joke.
Bitches talking through the whole lesson, in that stupid 'not quite whisper voice' that everyone can hear, but no one tells them to shut up (I did once, everyone glared at me for disrupting the lesson - the f**k?).
Not in college, but in school:
The stereotypical 'bad kids' who get their bullsh*t tolerated by the teachers, but as soon as any 'good kid' does one thing wrong, the teachers wrath drops on them like a sack of hammers.
Participation is required but you're too shy or not confident enough in your answers to raise your hand. Finally the prof asks something you KNOW you can answer confidently and the f** who already spoke a million times chirps up before you.
My cousin-several-which-ways-removed's best friend is in a class with me.
She's really studious and the sweetest girl you'll ever meet.
Class gives points for participation.
She never says anything.
I feel bad because she's missing out on the grade.
Pedantic little gremlin with the three binders in the front row puts his hand up again.
Rage.
HAha here in Germany no attendance needed. F**k yea.
Bitches talking through the whole lesson, in that stupid 'not quite whisper voice' that everyone can hear, but no one tells them to shut up (I did once, everyone glared at me for disrupting the lesson - the f**k?).
Not in college, but in school:
The stereotypical 'bad kids' who get their bullsh*t tolerated by the teachers, but as soon as any 'good kid' does one thing wrong, the teachers wrath drops on them like a sack of hammers.
I was once in one of those huge lecture hall classes where two girls were doing that very audible whisper. They were talking about Katy Perry or some sh*t. This is way up towards the back of the hall, mind you. Finally some brah yells, "Shut UUUP!"
Professor says, "Yeah, really. If you would."
I was once in one of those huge lecture hall classes where two girls were doing that very audible whisper. They were talking about Katy Perry or some sh*t. This is way up towards the back of the hall, mind you. Finally some brah yells, "Shut UUUP!"
Professor says, "Yeah, really. If you would."
Good for him.
I resorted to standing up, walking over and sitting next to them, then loudly joining in until they got the point.
They were shocked.
well this thread has definitely motivated me to start studying for finals...
nah nevermind.
Also sucks to be american. Here we get books suggested but you dont even have to get em.
dumbasses that actually buy books deserve what they got.
there are a couple of things i dont like from college,
1st of all im a foreigner but im not asian, so basically i dont have anyone to hangout with, i have a respectable level of english and yet native speakers just ignore me.
im going to a state college and everyone hang out with people they know from HS or from their hometown.
i manage to f**k this girl from one of my classes. but thats it, also i live in a middle of frat houses, so at nightime, theres always people yelling in the streets for no reason.
Girls starting giggling without any reason after talking to the teacher or doing a presentation.
I mean, what are they thinking?
Foreigners who think their language is actually inaudible to us. Talk all class at normal volume.
Girls starting giggling without any reason after talking to the teacher or doing a presentation.
I mean, what are they thinking?
Maybe... they're nervous?
Foreigners who think their language is actually inaudible to us. Talk all class at normal volume.
F**king South Koreans
There's always that one guy who gets up in the middle of the lecture and yells
ARCHIVE DIS SH*T NAO!
Foreigners who think their language is actually inaudible to us. Talk all class at normal volume.
F**king Brazillians
the financial aid system is unjust
okay. i was sitting in the computer lab. i have all my semester paid for in the summer and the fall by the government and the ATD (adviceanced tuition deposit is waived).
now, i know what you're probably thinking. what the f**k is this anon complaining about? all the tuition is paid for, AND the books will be covered and i'm guaranteed a work-study as well because i'm a poorf**k on welfare. those of you who have to work for college and and take out assloads of loans are probably steaming by now.
but i felt like a total dick the other day when i was working on a power point because these two other kids were working on a paper at seven at night. one guy said he owed his parents 200 dollars. im going to guess hes living with his parents so hes more than likely going to get auto-dependent, which means loans.
it's not f**king fair how people who work their ass off in college and who can bust their ass taking 14+ credits and hopefully pulling B's or better have to take out unreasonable loans and yet i somehow end up getting everything paid for.
i feel like absolute crap for these people. also everyone assumes i spend the money on drugs. f**k you.
Modern universities are publishing houses with nursery schools attached.
>Multimedia Design
>2D animation class
>first assignment, simple music synchronization
>~5 weeks to work on it
>it isnt being graded
...
>2nd assignment
>Rotoscope
>HUNDEREDS AND HUNDEREDS OF FRAMES OF SOURCE FOOTAGE TRACING AND HEAPS OF BULLSH*T "PLANNING" MUST BE DONE TO GET A GOOD MARK
>4 weeks to work on it
>worth 50%
>Why the f**k is a assignment weighted to be HALF OUR GRADE and involve a hundered times the work than the first been given a shorter deadline than the first useless assignment
>FFFFUUU
>Multimedia Design
>2D animation class
>first assignment, simple music synchronization
>~5 weeks to work on it
>it isnt being graded
...
>2nd assignment
>Rotoscope
>HUNDEREDS AND HUNDEREDS OF FRAMES OF SOURCE FOOTAGE TRACING AND HEAPS OF BULLSH*T "PLANNING" MUST BE DONE TO GET A GOOD MARK
>4 weeks to work on it
>worth 50%
>Why the f**k is a assignment weighted to be HALF OUR GRADE and involve a hundered times the work than the first been given a shorter deadline than the first useless assignment
>FFFFUUU
See what I mean people?
If it isn't being graded -> it isn't worth doing. This is how university forces you to think. GAH.
Parents of students who've clearly failed.
Homework.
I f**king hate homework.
How does an institution presume to have control over my time OUTSIDE of school?
F**k, double my class lengths and have us do the homework in class or some sh*t. I bet I'd learn it instead of figure out how to get the right answer....
See what I mean people?
If it isn't being graded -> it isn't worth doing. This is how university forces you to think. GAH.
That's because it's completely true.
You're not at college to learn, you can do that at your public library. You're at college so you can get a degree so you can get a high-paying job. And to get the degree you need good grades.
You're at college to get good grades.
I hate my Intro to Psych class. In which she decided to print out all the notes, give them to us, and then proceed to talk about them for 2 hours at a time.
So now I no longer go to the 2 hour class, only the one hour. I can't f**king stay awake in the 2 hour class.
I hate my Intro to Psych class. In which she decided to print out all the notes, give them to us, and then proceed to talk about them for 2 hours at a time.
So now I no longer go to the 2 hour class, only the one hour. I can't f**king stay awake in the 2 hour class.
That reminds me of my teachers. They come into class with PowerPoints created 5 or more years ago, unedited (i.e. still filled with typos), and then just read the slides verbatim.
The women. They all dress like this, except most of them wear North Face jackets instead.
The women. They all dress like this, except most of them wear North Face jackets instead.
dat...dat cameltoe
That's because it's completely true.
You're not at college to learn, you can do that at your public library. You're at college so you can get a degree so you can get a high-paying job. And to get the degree you need good grades.
You're at college to get good grades.
This. I learn at the university library since my school was UTTER SH*T. I'm not a student there. Degrees are adviceertising, not a description of your ability.
Anyone gone to UF?
>I was an art major
>I didn't like the guy who made them or care about the offended people, so I just sat back and laughed about the whole thing.
What.
What about the composition and orientation of the posters? Was a grid used? Were the [correct] colors used? Was the execution of imagery properly appropriated? Were the rule of thirds in play? How about about the Type? Was the proper type selected? How was the tracking? How was the leading? How was the kerning?
"Art Major" my f**king ass.
You are clearly not an art major or out of high school. Please shut up and go back to MS Word.
People who feel they need to have conversations about lunch/fingering each other/work sucks or whatever while a professor who base test strictly off his notes and lectures is speaking.
Seriously, what the professor is lecturing is way more important than your conversation on how you were jamming pizzas up your c**t while working a sh*tty shift at some strip bar.
I usually don't purchase textbooks until after a couple weeks, I gauge the actual need for them and look at the syllabus. Often I never buy them at all and get by just fine.
I'm starting University in the Fall studying either Comp Sci (don't want to do this but easy to get into) or Geology (I'd like to do this but quite hard to get into).
F**k.
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