How Often Do You Brush Your Teeth?

How often do you brush your teeth?

Once every three days.

Once a day. Sometimes twice, but only if I've been eating sugary sh*t.

Usually before I get to bed, but when I forget I do it in the morning.

Twice a day (Brit here LOL IN BEFORE TEETH GAGS)

Usually before I get to bed, but when I forget I do it in the morning.

This. I don't forget in the morning, I'm just too rushed before work.

Just twice a day, really.

Once a week.
I just blame it on my overly sticky(as the dentist put it) teeth that stick like f**king everything to them.

Everyday in the morning. Sometimes at night too but I forget a lot.

Every morning and every time I leave my house, could be 4 or 5 times a day
feel good man

Once a day during the business week.
Never on the weekends.
I get my fair share of cavities.

Twice a day normally.
And I sneak a brushing in before I know I'm getting some action.

Twice a day (Brit here LOL IN BEFORE TEETH GAGS)

nice try, but your country has a smaller population.

I can't remember the last time I brushed my teeth
As in, maybe four years ago?
I had one small cavity in a far back molar, too small to even fix

once daily before bed usually, or whenever my teeth feel dirty or before situations where i don't want bad breath.

Once or twice.
I brush every morning. No exceptions.
Sometimes I'm too tired at night and just go, Ah f**k it!
But also I brush my teeth after lunch if I eat at home. So it balances out.

nice try, but your country has a smaller population.

>smaller population.
>average

Maybe once a month. I don't really know.

I always always always brush every morning. I am terrible at brushing at night because most of the time I am just too tired. I always will brush them if I eat something really bad before bed though such as cake, ice cream, or something super sugary. If I can, I will brush after certain meals if I had onions or garlic.
And I always brush my teeth before I hang out with my girlfriend.

I haven't owned a toothbrush in years.

Once every 3 weeks? But I swish/gargle mouthwash a lot more, so that's probably want prevents me from getting cavaties.

i literally brush my teeth every 2 weeks

two times a day why?

Once every 3 weeks? But I swish/gargle mouthwash a lot more, so that's probably want prevents me from getting cavaties.

Ya sh*ttin' me ni**er?
Oh, twice a day, mouthwash twice a day, floss once a day before bed.

TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT BRUSH AT LEAST ONCE PER DAY OR ONCE EVERY 2 DAYS:
Doesn't your mouth feel like sh*t? I mean, how can you eat when it feels like that?
When I wake up, my mouth feels horrible. I can't eat until I have brushed my teeth. It just smells bad and feels bad too. How can you do this?
Is it because you don't give a sh*t? Or you do not notice?
And how can you talk to people knowing you have not brushed for a week?

TO THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT BRUSH AT LEAST ONCE PER DAY OR ONCE EVERY 2 DAYS:
Doesn't your mouth feel like sh*t? I mean, how can you eat when it feels like that?
When I wake up, my mouth feels horrible. I can't eat until I have brushed my teeth. It just smells bad and feels bad too. How can you do this?
Is it because you don't give a sh*t? Or you do not notice?
And how can you talk to people knowing you have not brushed for a week?

Most people feel the need to brush their teeth, wash their hair, deodorize their armpits and shave their legs as the result of a concerted campaign by multinational corporations to get people to spend their money on sh*t they don't - but are told - they need.

It's been like three months or so

Most people feel the need to brush their teeth, wash their hair, deodorize their armpits and shave their legs as the result of a concerted campaign by multinational corporations to get people to spend their money on sh*t they don't - but are told - they need.

I don't deodorize my armpits or wash my hair with shampoo.
But brushing teeth is a must ought, god damn.

in theory before i go to bed and when i wake up.
i often too tired/ lazy so it prolly ends up averaging at 1.5 times a day.

I don't deodorize my armpits or wash my hair with shampoo.
But brushing teeth is a must ought, god damn.

What makes you think that?
If someone can maintain adequate oral health without recourse to what is essentially jellied dish soap, why begrudge them that?

Most people feel the need to brush their teeth, wash their hair, deodorize their armpits and shave their legs as the result of a concerted campaign by multinational corporations to get people to spend their money on sh*t they don't - but are told - they need.

I do that sh*t because it feels disgusting and greasy if you don't.
God damn neckbeards

It's been like three months or so

It's been like three months or so

Do you still have teeth?

I don't deodorize my armpits or wash my hair with shampoo.
But brushing teeth is a must ought, god damn.

Especially with the kind of sh*t we eat nowadays. I could understand if you are on a completely organic/raw food diet that has no processed foods or tons of sugar/HFC (and I doubt that's the case for people on web). But even then, you should at least chew on a mint leaf or something to keep it fresh when talking to people.

3x a day

I'd say that I do three times most days. Every morning when I wake up without fail, every night right before I go to bed unless I'm drunk (in which case I virtually always forget), and once before going out with friends or if I ate something with a lasting aftertaste like onions.

Do you know how fast the bacteria in your mouth multiplies when you go to sleep. Within 15 minutes of sleeping that happens. Your mouth is a cesspool and you kiss girls with that crap. By the gods you just gave me yet another reason to get paranoid about frenchkissing.

1-2 a week

What makes you think that?
If someone can maintain adequate oral health without recourse to what is essentially jellied dish soap, why begrudge them that?

Is it possible to have good teeth without ever brushing your teeth?

Once when I wake up.
Once after I eat a meal.
Once before I go to bed.

I rarely brush my teeth in the morning, unless it's a weekend where I've got nothing to do and I can brush my teeth and f**k around after breakfast. But I ALWAYS brush/floss/mouthwash at night. The idea of going to bed with sh*t still on my teeth, and having it sit there while I sleep, and waking up having to taste it horrifies me.

every morning and mouthwash

Is it possible to have good teeth without ever brushing your teeth?

I don't know. You could find out and take risks, or you could stick with what you know, because it's comfortable.

Without fail before I go to sleep, in the mornings if I have somewhere to be (work, gatherings, etc). I know my mouth goes to sh*t when I sleep but I just can't be arsed on the weekends; I'm eating 24/7 practically on those days anyway, it just seems like a waste of toothpaste.

In the morning with mouthwash, before I go to bed with the same.
If I come back home after a meal and then I go out again I'll brush my teeth then too. Gotta stay fresh man.

Once a day, in the morning, with mouthwash afterward.
I never understood why people would do it at night - YOU'RE GOING TO BRUSH THEM AGAIN 8 HOURS LATER, IT'S POINTLESS, F**K OFF.

Once a day, in the morning, with mouthwash afterward.
I never understood why people would do it at night - YOU'RE GOING TO BRUSH THEM AGAIN 8 HOURS LATER, IT'S POINTLESS, F**K OFF.

Maybe because you aren't going to be consuming anything for eight hours and you don't want sh*t eating your teeth away in the mean time.

Once a day, in the morning, with mouthwash afterward.
I never understood why people would do it at night - YOU'RE GOING TO BRUSH THEM AGAIN 8 HOURS LATER, IT'S POINTLESS, F**K OFF.

If you're doing it once a day you should do it at night. All of that sh*t is eating away at your teeth while you sleep.

If you're doing it once a day you should do it at night. All of that sh*t is eating away at your teeth while you sleep.

Maybe because you aren't going to be consuming anything for eight hours and you don't want sh*t eating your teeth away in the mean time.

Damn, hivemind.

3-4/d

If you're doing it once a day you should do it at night. All of that sh*t is eating away at your teeth while you sleep.

Maybe because you aren't going to be consuming anything for eight hours and you don't want sh*t eating your teeth away in the mean time.

ITT: paranoid morons who think their teeth will rot away in 8 hours

ITT: paranoid morons who think their teeth will rot away in 8 hours

some peoples will, genetics bro
I got lucky

jesus christ, some of you ppl are sick.
i wonder how often you anons shower.

Britf** here, once when I wake up, once when I go to bed. I have no problems with my teeth at all, they're perfectly healthy.

ITT: paranoid morons who think their teeth will rot away in 8 hours

Acids and sugars are not good on your teeth brosephi.

Once a day, in the morning, with mouthwash afterward.
I never understood why people would do it at night - YOU'RE GOING TO BRUSH THEM AGAIN 8 HOURS LATER, IT'S POINTLESS, F**K OFF.

So my breath doesn't stink the rest of the day.

Used to every day.
Nowadays, maybe around once a month, unless I have somewhere to be.
I do shower every other day, though, so I'm not completely pig disgusting american.

i think the real question is:
how often do you brush your tongue ?

Used to every day.
Nowadays, maybe around once a month, unless I have somewhere to be.
I do shower every other day, though, so I'm not completely pig disgusting american.

protip: your breath smells like sh*t and people are disgusted when talking to you

protip: your breath smells like sh*t and people are disgusted when talking to you

Protip: Don't eat sh*t.

Three times a day if I am home, with mouthwash
Morning, after dinner, and when I go to sleep.

protip: your breath smells like sh*t and people are disgusted when talking to you

I chew lots of sugarfree gum, it helps a lot.

once a day, sometimes twice, like every normal human
Anyone who does it twice a day without fail is wasting their time unless they have dentures or some kind of chronic gum disease or something.

Twice a day with wash and floss. And no eating for an hour
But I only started doing this recently. Back then I just brushed them if i was going out.
and my teeth are only f**ked up because of an unfortunate pogo stick accident

4 times a day at a minimum. And after every meal/snack/drink (except water).

Twice a day with wash and floss. And no eating for an hour
But I only started doing this recently. Back then I just brushed them if i was going out.
and my teeth are only f**ked up because of an unfortunate pogo stick accident

>and my teeth are only f**ked up because of an unfortunate pogo stick accident
Stop brushing your teeth with a pogo stick then.

ITT: paranoid morons who think their teeth will rot away in 8 hours

>ITT disgusting neckbeards with smelly breaths.
fixed it for ya.

Once a day if I'm good. Dental hygene is one of those things I need to improve.

When I wake up and just before I go to bed. This is enough unless you eat sh*tty food. I haven't had a cavity in 5 years.