Sunday, September 5, 2010

I can only fap by bed humping

Does anyone else only fap by bed humping?
I hump my mattress and eventually cum,usually in a napkin but sometimes in my boxers. I only was able to fap with my hands once. I been fapping by bed humping since I was 16. Do you consider this normal? I read somewhere that this habit is eventually replaced by regular hand fapping, but I can't seem to fap with my hands.




no, I use my feet.

Does anyone else only fap by bed humping?
I hump my mattress and eventually cum,usually in a napkin but sometimes in my boxers. I only was able to fap with my hands once. I been fapping by bed humping since I was 16. Do you consider this normal? I read somewhere that this habit is eventually replaced by regular hand fapping, but I can't seem to fap with my hands.

You're going to have problems with sex later in life if you masturbate while laying on your stomach, with or without your hands. There is a name for the condition, but I can't think of it at the moment. Use google. seriously, sh*t's bad for you dude learn to masturbate with your hands.

Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome. it's real
http://www.healthystrokes.com/

Same here. I can only have an orgasm if I hump a pillow, using my hands doesn't work. I'm worried about it too.


You're going to have problems with sex later in life if you masturbate while laying on your stomach, with or without your hands. There is a name for the condition, but I can't think of it at the moment. Use google. seriously, sh*t's bad for you dude learn to masturbate with your hands.

Yes, I heard of it too, but the site didn't seem to scientific. They still made some good points.
I never cam in sex with a person. A couple blow jobs from guys and once with a girl. I could never cum. It would be interesting if I get a girlfriend to see if she could make me cum.

in case you're too lazy to click the link, heres an excerpt from the website.
What is Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome?
Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) is the habit some males have of masturbating in a face-down (prone) position. Some TMS practitioners rub their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding, while others thrust into their hand. Some rub against the floor.
What's wrong with masturbating in this fashion?
Masturbating face-down puts excessive pressure on the penis, and especially on the base of the penis. These sensations are not easily replicated in conventional masturbation or in sexual intercourse. This can make TMS practitioners unable to have normal sexual relations. A survey conducted for this web site revealed that males who masturbate conventionally have sex 6.6 times more often than TMS practitioners.


You're going to have problems with sex later in life if you masturbate while laying on your stomach, with or without your hands. There is a name for the condition, but I can't think of it at the moment. Use google. seriously, sh*t's bad for you dude learn to masturbate with your hands.

What if I decided to use a whoopee cushion to masturbate with?

in case you're too lazy to click the link, heres an excerpt from the website.
What is Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome?
Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) is the habit some males have of masturbating in a face-down (prone) position. Some TMS practitioners rub their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding, while others thrust into their hand. Some rub against the floor.
What's wrong with masturbating in this fashion?
Masturbating face-down puts excessive pressure on the penis, and especially on the base of the penis. These sensations are not easily replicated in conventional masturbation or in sexual intercourse. This can make TMS practitioners unable to have normal sexual relations. A survey conducted for this web site revealed that males who masturbate conventionally have sex 6.6 times more often than TMS practitioners.

>have sex 6.6 times more often
>implying someone can have six tenths of a sex

in case you're too lazy to click the link, heres an excerpt from the website.
What is Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome?
Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) is the habit some males have of masturbating in a face-down (prone) position. Some TMS practitioners rub their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding, while others thrust into their hand. Some rub against the floor.
What's wrong with masturbating in this fashion?
Masturbating face-down puts excessive pressure on the penis, and especially on the base of the penis. These sensations are not easily replicated in conventional masturbation or in sexual intercourse. This can make TMS practitioners unable to have normal sexual relations. A survey conducted for this web site revealed that males who masturbate conventionally have sex 6.6 times more often than TMS practitioners.

Is it still a problem if you're female?

I fapped that way from ages 12-15
then I learned how a real man faps

before I even got the idea to use my hand I would take a couple pillows and set them up in a certain way, like one on top of the other but the top one pushed slightly forward, throw a soft towel on top and just go to town on it, sometimes under the covers
I did this for a coupla years


Is it still a problem if you're female?

>Masturbating face-down puts excessive pressure on the penis,
Do you have a penis? If not, then I think you're good to go.

what the f**k does "unable to have normal sexual relations" even mean

what the f**k does "unable to have normal sexual relations" even mean

THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH PRESSURE ON THEIR PEEN TO ENJOY IT SO THEY DON'T LIKE SEX. ALSO WHO THE F**K WANTS TO WATCH A MAN'S WRITHING ASS INSTEAD OF HIS THROBBING PENIS AS HE MASTURBATES, JEEZ. THAT'LL TURN OFF ANY WOMAN RIGHT THEN AND THERE. YEP THE RELATIONSHIP WILL BE OVER.
CORRECTION THAT IS ROILING, ROILING C**KS.

what the f**k does "unable to have normal sexual relations" even mean

It means you will probably need viagra because you won't cum easily on a vagina.

before I even got the idea to use my hand I would take a couple pillows and set them up in a certain way, like one on top of the other but the top one pushed slightly forward, throw a soft towel on top and just go to town on it, sometimes under the covers
I did this for a coupla years

this is me; from 12-13, maybe 14. 20 now and my sex life is pretty normal

i'm a chick and the only way i can come when schlicking is if i am laying face down and feeling the pressure of the floor/bed on my stomach. is this related in any way or am i just retarded?

i'm a chick and the only way i can come when schlicking is if i am laying face down and feeling the pressure of the floor/bed on my stomach. is this related in any way or am i just retarded?

Probably not related.

i'm a chick and the only way i can come when schlicking is if i am laying face down and feeling the pressure of the floor/bed on my stomach. is this related in any way or am i just retarded?

Retarded, ma'am.

OP here. Do you guys think if I take viagra or cialis when I have a sex partner that I will be ok?

I did that when i first started fapping, but moved on to my hands soon after.
It's time to upgrade, man. Using your hands means you can fap quickly anywhere, anytime.

I did that when i first started fapping, but moved on to my hands soon after.
It's time to upgrade, man. Using your hands means you can fap quickly anywhere, anytime.

I only successfully fapp'd with my hands once. Every time I try it takes so long and eventually my penis starts to hurt or goes flaccid again cause my hands start to hurt.

I did that when i first started fapping, but moved on to my hands soon after.
It's time to upgrade, man. Using your hands means you can fap quickly anywhere, anytime.

>you can fap quickly anywhere, anytime.
The FBI would like to have a word with you.

Occasinally I lay on my bed with a towel round my c**k and sort of rub and it feels amazing. But I only do it once a month or so. I fap every day normally, and had sex regularly with my girlfriend. Normal as. But laying on it and grinding into a mattress or something feels mindblowingly good if you do it right.

I used to do this all the time, but now I use my hand, and in my opinion, the hand is much better once you've gotten the hang of it.
Though, it's your body and you're free to do what you want, of course.

That is the only way I fapped from age six to ten. By that time my dick had grown enough to allow me to fap properly. I didn't stop humping my bed though. It's a slightly different sensation and having even a bit of variety in my virgin life is nice. I do it when I'm horny and in bed after waking up in the morning or while trying to sleep at night. In addition to that, I masturbate normally a few more times during the day. There's nothing wrong with my dick, as far as I can tell.

>Is it necessary to masturbate at all?
>Yes, it's necessary for males to masturbate.
Oh boy, I wonder what the fundies would think of this.

3 comments:

  1. I hump the bed, sometimes, I find it much more easier and cleaner than wanking.

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  2. humping? wtf where not dogs!

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  3. I've been using the humping technique ever since I discovered masturbation and I always felt like there was something wrong with my form. Later in life, I tried using my hands and to this day, have been unsuccessful. When I first started to pursue girls sexually, my first two partners ended with me unable to get erect. I was about 17-18 at the time. I didn't know what was wrong with me and I didn't even attempt to have sex again until I was 21. That attempt failed, but the girl was my girlfriend and was willing to work with me. My failure lasted a couple weeks until i woke up with my normal morning wood and she kind of just put it in without my consent lol. Ever since then I haven't had any problems so I don't know if it was just the anxiety of the first time, or this Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome. I still masturbate the exact same way, but now after reading that I'm not the only one, and that there could be problems later in life, I'm going to make a stronger effort to change.

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