Friday, September 3, 2010

DUI arrest experiences

Hello friends.
Have any of you guys been arrested/ convicted of a DUI? Tell me about your experience and if jail time actually learned. The reason why I ask is because I want to propose new legislation to Congress in regards to our DUI laws. I'd rather have the person have their license suspended for a year (First conviction) and work in a prison chain gang.
tl;dr alternate forms of punishment rather than locking DUI people up




Drunk drivers need their license revoked permanently with no chance to get it back, ever. They're the lowest common denominator of humanity, to be stupid enough to drink (which is a feat in and of itself) and then operate a multi-ton vehicle on top of that. F**king idiots deserve to be shot but that'll never happen so take their cars away for life.

Drunk drivers need their license revoked permanently with no chance to get it back, ever. They're the lowest common denominator of humanity, to be stupid enough to drink (which is a feat in and of itself) and then operate a multi-ton vehicle on top of that. F**king idiots deserve to be shot but that'll never happen so take their cars away for life.

Agreed.
Alcoholics should be round up and shot.
HAY GUYS I GOT ADDICTED TO THE WORST DRUG IN THE WORLD HERP DERP ME SMART LOLOLOL GOT FUKKKIN WAAAAASTED MAAAAN

Drunk drivers need their license revoked permanently with no chance to get it back, ever. They're the lowest common denominator of humanity, to be stupid enough to drink (which is a feat in and of itself) and then operate a multi-ton vehicle on top of that. F**king idiots deserve to be shot but that'll never happen so take their cars away for life.

this. i have no problem with people getting as drunk / high on whatever they want in their own homes, but to endanger random people is a really sh*tty thing to do.

I got a $200 fine and my license was revoked for like 3 months. Also I had to listen to those angry mothers.
Haven't driven drunk since.

Drunk drivers need their license revoked permanently with no chance to get it back, ever. They're the lowest common denominator of humanity, to be stupid enough to drink (which is a feat in and of itself) and then operate a multi-ton vehicle on top of that. F**king idiots deserve to be shot but that'll never happen so take their cars away for life.

Thats how sh*t is in El Salvador.. True story.. look it up. They shoot motheruckers on the 1st DUI conviction

I got a $200 fine and my license was revoked for like 3 months. Also I had to listen to those angry mothers.
Haven't driven drunk since.

what state are you in?
xx


Agreed.
Alcoholics should be round up and shot.
HAY GUYS I GOT ADDICTED TO THE WORST DRUG IN THE WORLD HERP DERP ME SMART LOLOLOL GOT FUKKKIN WAAAAASTED MAAAAN

>Alcoholics should be round up and shot.
You seriously think that? For example, should an old retired man who lives alone be shot for spending his days drinking beer in the confines of his own home?

There should be some way to incorporate a breathalyzer into a vehicle. You do the normal start up procedure, insert key, and turn to start it, but instead of ignition a breathalyzer light comes on on your dashboard.
The vehicle will have a simple easy to access one, much like the cigarette lighter. Maybe above the central A/C vents on the dashboard.
If you blow below the legal limit to drive you turn the vehicle will allow you to turn the key further and the car will start.
I dunno if that sounds stupid, just something I came up with on the fly now.


what state are you in?
xx

Nevada.
Everyone here is an alcoholic. The limit here was .10 until recently the federal government made us change it to .08 like everyone else.


Thats how sh*t is in El Salvador.. True story.. look it up. They shoot motheruckers on the 1st DUI conviction

>El Salvador, your first offence is your last
>Execution by firing squad.
*gulp*

There should be some way to incorporate a breathalyzer into a vehicle. You do the normal start up procedure, insert key, and turn to start it, but instead of ignition a breathalyzer light comes on on your dashboard.
The vehicle will have a simple easy to access one, much like the cigarette lighter. Maybe above the central A/C vents on the dashboard.
If you blow below the legal limit to drive you turn the vehicle will allow you to turn the key further and the car will start.
I dunno if that sounds stupid, just something I came up with on the fly now.

They install those in cars for people with multiple DUIs

There should be some way to incorporate a breathalyzer into a vehicle. You do the normal start up procedure, insert key, and turn to start it, but instead of ignition a breathalyzer light comes on on your dashboard.
The vehicle will have a simple easy to access one, much like the cigarette lighter. Maybe above the central A/C vents on the dashboard.
If you blow below the legal limit to drive you turn the vehicle will allow you to turn the key further and the car will start.
I dunno if that sounds stupid, just something I came up with on the fly now.

i'm pretty sure something like that already exists

3 months revoked license
3 months of driving with a Breathalyzer in my car
$200 fine
mandatory A.A. meetings

there should be different levels of punishment depending on BAC.
.08 is really pretty ridiculously low, that's like 2 beers.
driving tired or talking on a phone while driving will make you a much sh*ttier driver than two goddamn beers. or say you get wasted, do the responsible thing and spend the night, there's a chance you still might hit .08 the next morning driving home.
people driving sh*tfaced are dangerous, .08 should be a misdemeanor or something, save the felony ruin your life charges for people who are actually driving drunk, instead of people who are "not even buzzed yet driving"

There should be some way to incorporate a breathalyzer into a vehicle. You do the normal start up procedure, insert key, and turn to start it, but instead of ignition a breathalyzer light comes on on your dashboard.
The vehicle will have a simple easy to access one, much like the cigarette lighter. Maybe above the central A/C vents on the dashboard.
If you blow below the legal limit to drive you turn the vehicle will allow you to turn the key further and the car will start.
I dunno if that sounds stupid, just something I came up with on the fly now.

There is such a thing, but they're obviously expensive and would require lots of legislative changes.

There should be some way to incorporate a breathalyzer into a vehicle. You do the normal start up procedure, insert key, and turn to start it, but instead of ignition a breathalyzer light comes on on your dashboard.
The vehicle will have a simple easy to access one, much like the cigarette lighter. Maybe above the central A/C vents on the dashboard.
If you blow below the legal limit to drive you turn the vehicle will allow you to turn the key further and the car will start.
I dunno if that sounds stupid, just something I came up with on the fly now.

Didn't know that. Those need to be a standard feature in all vehicles. Sure there are ways to get around it, but that simple deterrent will save lives.


There is such a thing, but they're obviously expensive and would require lots of legislative changes.


they give it to people in ohio all the time

There should be some way to incorporate a breathalyzer into a vehicle. You do the normal start up procedure, insert key, and turn to start it, but instead of ignition a breathalyzer light comes on on your dashboard.
The vehicle will have a simple easy to access one, much like the cigarette lighter. Maybe above the central A/C vents on the dashboard.
If you blow below the legal limit to drive you turn the vehicle will allow you to turn the key further and the car will start.
I dunno if that sounds stupid, just something I came up with on the fly now.

Do you live in the 1980s? This sh*ts been incorporated to fa**ots that have been convicted already... Go outside fa**ot


Didn't know that. Those need to be a standard feature in all vehicles. Sure there are ways to get around it, but that simple deterrent will save lives.

negative. What if you need to get the car moving fast. IE stuck on train tracks, driving to the hospital. Getting away from dangerous situation and you have to spend an extra 30 seconds sucking your cars c**k?

Do you know how many people I've had tell me, with a straight face, that they are a better/amazing driver when drunk/stoned?
It's ridiculous.


There is such a thing, but they're obviously expensive and would require lots of legislative changes.

Paying a little more for a vehicle for that to be a standard feature would be better in the long run.
Yes, there's probably tons of stuff I'm not considering outside the scope of my knowledge. You see tons of people driving vehicles that are 10, 20 years old and even older for example. Would they need to be required to have them installed? Who will pay for it? Etc.
But the greatest inventions come from the simplest ideas sometimes.


negative. What if you need to get the car moving fast. IE stuck on train tracks, driving to the hospital. Getting away from dangerous situation and you have to spend an extra 30 seconds sucking your cars c**k?

your car wouldn't be stopped on train tracks idiot. The only way to turn on your car is by sucking your cars c**k... it doesn't test it randomly.


Do you live in the 1980s? This sh*ts been incorporated to fa**ots that have been convicted already... Go outside fa**ot

I've never heard of it because I've never dealt with it.

I've been arrested for four DUIs, I have been charged twice. I received jail time and lost my license for a year and need an interlock for a year after I get my license back.


your car wouldn't be stopped on train tracks idiot. The only way to turn on your car is by sucking your cars c**k... it doesn't test it randomly.


3 months revoked license
3 months of driving with a Breathalyzer in my car
$200 fine
mandatory A.A. meetings
here
You have to breathe/hum (same time, takes a bit to get used to) for 6 seconds to start the car, again in 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes, 45 min, etc. if you fail, you get another chance to blow. if you fail that time, it shuts off the engine. i've considered ways to get around it, but if you have someone that is sober and can blow on it for you, there is no reason they cant be driving.


I've never heard of it because I've never dealt with it.

I've never dealt with an abortion, yet I know about it.... Learn to read the paper or watch the news fa**ot.

I've been arrested for four DUIs, I have been charged twice. I received jail time and lost my license for a year and need an interlock for a year after I get my license back.

You should lose your f**king car, lose your license, and lose your right to live in society. F**k you, you selfish piece of sh*t.


You should lose your f**king car, lose your license, and lose your right to live in society. F**k you, you selfish piece of sh*t.

I stll drive without my license.

Police are complete fa**ots. I got a DUI when I had oxycodone in my car. I was not on it. I had 5 OC 80's and was driving to sell them. Fa**ot ass pig couldn't pin sales, so he slapped a dui onto the possession charge.

Police are complete fa**ots. I got a DUI when I had oxycodone in my car. I was not on it. I had 5 OC 80's and was driving to sell them. Fa**ot ass pig couldn't pin sales, so he slapped a dui onto the possession charge.

If they can't prove you were UI then the charge can't stick.
The possession will stick of course.
Any fleabitten lawyer will get the DUI charge thrown out.


I stll drive without my license.

Now I really wish you were in prison-life without parole.


Now I really wish you were in prison-life without parole.

hah, yah well good thing for me your wishes don't mean sh*t to anyone

Am I the only one that noticed OP's pic has a penis shootin semenz?

DUI should not be punished at all, it's good they are killing people, cutting down on overpopulation.
I'm serious.


I've never dealt with an abortion, yet I know about it.... Learn to read the paper or watch the news fa**ot.

That's a terrible comparison, most of the time unless you've dealt with it, or experienced it directly, you would have never have know about breathalyzers being installed in vehicles for DUI offenders.
Yet we get bombarded with news articles, religious thumpers, and other things harping on abortion.
When was the last time you heard about a person convicted of a DUI getting a breathalyzer installed in his/her car?
So you've dealt personally with a DUI, known someone who has, or just randomly stumbled upon that information. I haven't. Now I have increased my knowledge about it. Thank you.

DUI should not be punished at all, it's good they are killing people, cutting down on overpopulation.
I'm serious.

hopefully this guy

hah, yah well good thing for me your wishes don't mean sh*t to anyone
will make your dreams come true and does the world a favor.
inb4 U MAD HURR DURRR


hopefully this guy will make your dreams come true and does the world a favor.
inb4 U MAD HURR DURRR

Somebody is offended.


hopefully this guy will make your dreams come true and does the world a favor.
inb4 U MAD HURR DURRR

HURRR DURRR dont care if u mad


That's a terrible comparison, most of the time unless you've dealt with it, or experienced it directly, you would have never have know about breathalyzers being installed in vehicles for DUI offenders.
Yet we get bombarded with news articles, religious thumpers, and other things harping on abortion.
When was the last time you heard about a person convicted of a DUI getting a breathalyzer installed in his/her car?
So you've dealt personally with a DUI, known someone who has, or just randomly stumbled upon that information. I haven't. Now I have increased my knowledge about it. Thank you.

1. I know nobody that has been convicted in a DUI
2. I have never personally been involved in DUI
3. I have not randomly stumbled upon DUI articles.
Watch the news, read the newspaper, and stop making excuses for being a hermit.


hopefully this guy will make your dreams come true and does the world a favor.
inb4 U MAD HURR DURRR

This person is furious


1. I know nobody that has been convicted in a DUI
2. I have never personally been involved in DUI
3. I have not randomly stumbled upon DUI articles.
Watch the news, read the newspaper, and stop making excuses for being a hermit.

I do and have never stumbled across that. Guess you're just lucky.


I do and have never stumbled across that. Guess you're just lucky.

I wouldn't call myself lucky; I would call myself informed and intelligent.

how much does a decent breathalyzer cost? I want to buy one for giggles

how much does a decent breathalyzer cost? I want to buy one for giggles

Does your internet not come with Google installed?


Does your internet not come with Google installed?

I want one that actually works not some sh*t from bestbuy


I want one that actually works not some sh*t from bestbuy

I don't think you understood my post....


I wouldn't call myself lucky; I would call myself informed and intelligent.

No... That's just informed. Intelligent is subjective at best.


I want one that actually works not some sh*t from bestbuy

Holee sh*t you are retarded


No... That's just informed. Intelligent is subjective at best.

Is it really subjective, or are you speculating? I have a GPA to back up my claims of being intelligent.


I don't think you understood my post....

hurrdurr I'm looking to see if any anons have any experience buying them.


hurrdurr I'm looking to see if any anons have any experience buying them.

Did you read my post at all? Holy f**k you are stupid


Is it really subjective, or are you speculating? I have a GPA to back up my claims of being intelligent.

GPA can just be book smart. It's still subjective.


Is it really subjective, or are you speculating? I have a GPA to back up my claims of being intelligent.

>GPA
>intelligence
F**k you. Intelligence isn't filling in blanks like a good boy.


>GPA
>intelligence
F**k you. Intelligence isn't filling in blanks like a good boy.

Oh that's right. Intelligence is calling somebody else dumb. Thanks anon!


GPA can just be book smart. It's still subjective.

And I said GPA to prove I am intelligent. There isn't a way to post a way that I am street smart...


And I said GPA to prove I am intelligent. There isn't a way to post a way that I am street smart...

And that's the stalemate. Now let's let this thread get back on track.

lol retards


Is it really subjective, or are you speculating? I have a GPA to back up my claims of being intelligent.


he thinks GPA means anything but how good he is at conforming to society's demands
>>LAUGHINGELFWOMENSH*TTINGONEACHOTHER.GIF

Well, I for one am a proud member of DAMM. Drunks Against Mad Mothers. I think your idea is stupid.

suspending someones license for a year and doing that labor for a first offense is f**king retarded, even the standard of suspending a license for 60-90 days and needing multiple alcohol courses completed is f**king retarded

in the past most cops would take you to the station, let you sober up, and give you your keys in the morning


Did you read my post at all? Holy f**k you are stupid

I still don't care what you said.
inb4 LOLOLOL UR RTARDED



he thinks GPA means anything but how good he is at conforming to society's demands
>>LAUGHINGELFWOMENSH*TTINGONEACHOTHER.GIF

You are so unique in being a non-conformist. Good luck on getting promoted up the ranks in Taco Bell


Oh that's right. Intelligence is calling somebody else dumb. Thanks anon!

Right, when did I say I was intelligent? I'm not a pretentious a**hole like you. Get over yourself. Having a high GPA just proves you are obedient.

suspending someones license for a year and doing that labor for a first offense is f**king retarded, even the standard of suspending a license for 60-90 days and needing multiple alcohol courses completed is f**king retarded

in the past most cops would take you to the station, let you sober up, and give you your keys in the morning

and this will obviously decrease the fatalities from DUI accidents rite? you f**king pathetic fa**ot. If we just let people sober up without punishing them, we'd be a f**king joke


and this will obviously decrease the fatalities from DUI accidents rite? you f**king pathetic fa**ot. If we just let people sober up without punishing them, we'd be a f**king joke

really? because people with multiple DUI convictions are so f**king deterred by what we have in place now right? theres no recidivism rate in drunk driving thanks to our amazing system


Right, when did I say I was intelligent? I'm not a pretentious a**hole like you. Get over yourself. Having a high GPA just proves you are obedient.

No. It proves I am dedicated, motivated, and persistent. I don't need to be told to do work like others. I do it in order to become the best.


really? because people with multiple DUI convictions are so f**king deterred by what we have in place now right? theres no recidivism rate in drunk driving thanks to our amazing system

really? having your license suspended for 10 years wont deter accidents? Try driving on a suspended license and getting in an accident WHILE DUI... make sure to sneak lube into the prison, fa**ot

Don't American cops use these? In movies and stuff they always have the drunk driver walk in a straight line as in photo posted by OP.


really? having your license suspended for 10 years wont deter accidents? Try driving on a suspended license and getting in an accident WHILE DUI... make sure to sneak lube into the prison, fa**ot

>>Try driving on a suspended license
no one has ever been caught doing that
EVER


>>Try driving on a suspended license
no one has ever been caught doing that
EVER

>Lol okay.....
Great source you posted to back up your outrageous claim

I got a DUI 5 years ago.
It was a .10
OMG U WERE SOOO DRUNK
Actually I just felt kind of tired. I was 5 minutes from home with zero traffic. But, the police like to pull people over at 2 AM, so of course I was arrested and thrown in a cold holding cell for 8 hours.
Thousands of dollars in fines.
Loss of a license for 6 months (like that kept me from driving lol)
Bullsh*t AA and MADD meetings
You people are overestimating the OMG ITS A SCOURRRRRGE factor here.
If someone is convicted multiple times of DUI while so sh*tfaced they can't walk, okay. Take their sh*t, lock em up, whatever. .08, .10, sh*t even .15 isn't bad. they make it sound worse than it is by saying "twice the legal limit" when you've had 3-4 beers or a glass or two of wine.
Drink three beers. You'll feel fine. You might feel a little iffy, but it['s a far cry from "just drove through two light poles and totaled the car, still trying to start the engine and drive off with two missing tires and a shattered engine block"
ITT: authoritarian moralf** a**holes

Hello friends.
Have any of you guys been arrested/ convicted of a DUI? Tell me about your experience and if jail time actually learned. The reason why I ask is because I want to propose new legislation to Congress in regards to our DUI laws. I'd rather have the person have their license suspended for a year (First conviction) and work in a prison chain gang.
tl;dr alternate forms of punishment rather than locking DUI people up

Confirmed for pretentious dick.


You are so unique in being a non-conformist. Good luck on getting promoted up the ranks in Taco Bell

>>implying you need to do well in highschool or university to get a paper pushing job where you are treated like a retard who can't make any decisions on his own
enjoy your life of luxury and the early death and existensial crisis that will result from having it all and still feeling empty

I got a DUI 5 years ago.
It was a .10
OMG U WERE SOOO DRUNK
Actually I just felt kind of tired. I was 5 minutes from home with zero traffic. But, the police like to pull people over at 2 AM, so of course I was arrested and thrown in a cold holding cell for 8 hours.
Thousands of dollars in fines.
Loss of a license for 6 months (like that kept me from driving lol)
Bullsh*t AA and MADD meetings
You people are overestimating the OMG ITS A SCOURRRRRGE factor here.
If someone is convicted multiple times of DUI while so sh*tfaced they can't walk, okay. Take their sh*t, lock em up, whatever. .08, .10, sh*t even .15 isn't bad. they make it sound worse than it is by saying "twice the legal limit" when you've had 3-4 beers or a glass or two of wine.
Drink three beers. You'll feel fine. You might feel a little iffy, but it['s a far cry from "just drove through two light poles and totaled the car, still trying to start the engine and drive off with two missing tires and a shattered engine block"
ITT: authoritarian moralf** a**holes

You probably weigh in excess of 200lbs. BAC limits depend on bodyweight. So if you're 170ish, 4 drinks within an hour will put you at .08


>Lol okay.....
Great source you posted to back up your outrageous claim

im sorry
but if you thought i was serious, then i don't even know what to respond with

i'm not arguing that people should be able to drive drunk willy nilly, and have no threat of legal action against them, i just believe that the current system isnt effective at all. i don't see why car manufacturers don't just install BAC testers as default things in every model, the 'invasion of your rights' is bullsh*t, if you aren't drunk just blow in the tube and you're fine

I got a DUI 5 years ago.
It was a .10
OMG U WERE SOOO DRUNK
Actually I just felt kind of tired. I was 5 minutes from home with zero traffic. But, the police like to pull people over at 2 AM, so of course I was arrested and thrown in a cold holding cell for 8 hours.
Thousands of dollars in fines.
Loss of a license for 6 months (like that kept me from driving lol)
Bullsh*t AA and MADD meetings
You people are overestimating the OMG ITS A SCOURRRRRGE factor here.
If someone is convicted multiple times of DUI while so sh*tfaced they can't walk, okay. Take their sh*t, lock em up, whatever. .08, .10, sh*t even .15 isn't bad. they make it sound worse than it is by saying "twice the legal limit" when you've had 3-4 beers or a glass or two of wine.
Drink three beers. You'll feel fine. You might feel a little iffy, but it['s a far cry from "just drove through two light poles and totaled the car, still trying to start the engine and drive off with two missing tires and a shattered engine block"
ITT: authoritarian moralf** a**holes

Me and a bud were pulled over after coming home from a party. He barley had anything to drink; got pulled over and charged with his 2nd DUI and violating probation. Feels bad man.


>>implying you need to do well in highschool or university to get a paper pushing job where you are treated like a retard who can't make any decisions on his own
enjoy your life of luxury and the early death and existensial crisis that will result from having it all and still feeling empty

>enjoy your life of luxury
Thanks, I will.
>and the early death and existensial crisis that will result from having it all and still feeling empty
Highly doubt that as I am getting married in August. But thanks for the warm wishes anon. Have fun making cheesy gorditas for the rest of your sad life.

>>tl;dr alternate forms of punishment rather than locking DUI people up
Do your own crim project.
Obiously you have a pretty poor understanding of law.
DUI law is controlled by the states. They all have different laws.
Most states dont suspend for a year anyway. Almost all dont have jail time for first offenses and if it does, it is only a weekend.

I got a DUI 5 years ago.
It was a .10
OMG U WERE SOOO DRUNK
Actually I just felt kind of tired. I was 5 minutes from home with zero traffic. But, the police like to pull people over at 2 AM, so of course I was arrested and thrown in a cold holding cell for 8 hours.
Thousands of dollars in fines.
Loss of a license for 6 months (like that kept me from driving lol)
Bullsh*t AA and MADD meetings
You people are overestimating the OMG ITS A SCOURRRRRGE factor here.
If someone is convicted multiple times of DUI while so sh*tfaced they can't walk, okay. Take their sh*t, lock em up, whatever. .08, .10, sh*t even .15 isn't bad. they make it sound worse than it is by saying "twice the legal limit" when you've had 3-4 beers or a glass or two of wine.
Drink three beers. You'll feel fine. You might feel a little iffy, but it['s a far cry from "just drove through two light poles and totaled the car, still trying to start the engine and drive off with two missing tires and a shattered engine block"
ITT: authoritarian moralf** a**holes

amen to that
i mean i understand the throwing you in a cell and maybe giving a slight fine, but raping people to the extent of thousands of dollars, taking away their only means of transportation (if you work, sucks ass for you) for ridiculous amounts of time, and slapping so many other bull sh*t penalties like not being able to travel to f**king canada just for being buzzed


You probably weigh in excess of 200lbs. BAC limits depend on bodyweight. So if you're 170ish, 4 drinks within an hour will put you at .08

Skinnyf** here. 135 pounds, to be precise. I have a decent tolerance, I don't drive after 3 beers anyway, but if I had to, I could after a 6 pack and not crash or kill anyone. Anything more than that is just dumb...I don't drink like a fish if I have to go anywhere.
There are far worse things to worry about than if someone is boozing then driving. It's seriously a non issue compared to all the other 100% preventable sh*t that kills people.


amen to that
i mean i understand the throwing you in a cell and maybe giving a slight fine, but raping people to the extent of thousands of dollars, taking away their only means of transportation (if you work, sucks ass for you) for ridiculous amounts of time, and slapping so many other bull sh*t penalties like not being able to travel to f**king canada just for being buzzed

It's beyond idiotic but I figure the state/county has to make more money somehow.


amen to that
i mean i understand the throwing you in a cell and maybe giving a slight fine, but raping people to the extent of thousands of dollars, taking away their only means of transportation (if you work, sucks ass for you) for ridiculous amounts of time, and slapping so many other bull sh*t penalties like not being able to travel to f**king canada just for being buzzed

i kno rite... it's not like you could have killed anybody because you are a professional driver....


It's beyond idiotic but I figure the state/county has to make more money somehow.

*cough* cut spending *cough*
Nah, it's easier to ruin people's bank accounts for petty amounts of revenue.


i kno rite... it's not like you could have killed anybody because you are a professional driver....

so anyone caught speeding or driving recklessly should be treated the same, i mean do you know how many accidents are caused by people who were speeding or driving recklessly?


Skinnyf** here. 135 pounds, to be precise. I have a decent tolerance, I don't drive after 3 beers anyway, but if I had to, I could after a 6 pack and not crash or kill anyone. Anything more than that is just dumb...I don't drink like a fish if I have to go anywhere.
There are far worse things to worry about than if someone is boozing then driving. It's seriously a non issue compared to all the other 100% preventable sh*t that kills people.

>I could after a 6 pack and not crash or kill anyone
This is the oldest/most overused excuse used by underage fa**ots. Get some life experience under your belt and get a family member killed in a DUI accident and see if your view on driving inebriated will be changed.


i kno rite... it's not like you could have killed anybody because you are a professional driver....

I've driven buzzed plenty of times. I stay at the speed limit. I keep my distance. I stop at all yellows. I look both ways, twice. I'm actually more cautious.
Every accident I've had has been while I'm completely sober with another sober driver.
Why don't you go after people who run red lights?
Why don't you go after the people who are so sh*tfaced they can't walk or understand anything, as opposed to the guy who just left a restaurant after having three glasses of wine with dinner?


so anyone caught speeding or driving recklessly should be treated the same, i mean do you know how many accidents are caused by people who were speeding or driving recklessly?

speeding in excess of 25mph is automatic court.... You're not under the influence of any mind altering/ impairing substance usually when speeding home from work.


>I could after a 6 pack and not crash or kill anyone
This is the oldest/most overused excuse used by underage fa**ots. Get some life experience under your belt and get a family member killed in a DUI accident and see if your view on driving inebriated will be changed.

so with your logic, if a black man were to murder a family member of mine, i should become a white supremacist and commit my life to killing all minorities?


>enjoy your life of luxury
Thanks, I will.
>and the early death and existensial crisis that will result from having it all and still feeling empty
Highly doubt that as I am getting married in August. But thanks for the warm wishes anon. Have fun making cheesy gorditas for the rest of your sad life.

He follows society's rules so good that he's even getting married!
>>DEADGIRLLAUGHING.TIF
You poor child. Poor, misguided, brainwashed child. Money doesn't buy happiness. All it does is bump you up a tax bracket and make you think you deserve the finer things. Then you start getting greedy and want for more. Then you can't get it or you lose your money doing something stupid.
You fall a lot further than me. If the same were to happen to me. Those stories about how you were baller back in the day won't mean sh*t when you're saddled with child support payments and living just above the poverty line.


so with your logic, if a black man were to murder a family member of mine, i should become a white supremacist and commit my life to killing all minorities?

What a f**king terrible comparison. Let's compare apples to apples here and not to elephants.

driving under the influence is dumb, i have had a dui and a subsequent driving on a suspended liscense, it has completely f**ked my life over for the past 3 years, i have been to prison twice been on house arrest etc, there is no excuse for putting yourself though that sh*t, it's terrible. i will never let those f**king fa**ot cops and 'healthcare' workers control my life like that again. having mandatory interlock systems in cars is a good idea, and i have not even been forced to have one.


>I could after a 6 pack and not crash or kill anyone
This is the oldest/most overused excuse used by underage fa**ots. Get some life experience under your belt and get a family member killed in a DUI accident and see if your view on driving inebriated will be changed.

I'm 25.
I prefer not to drive buzzed if possible. Sometimes sh*t comes up. Taxis are out of the question. Oh sh*t, this crowd is f**king pissed at my friend, we gotta bail, sh*t I don't wanna drive, but these guys have bricks and bottles.
You are overestimating the harm here. Yes, people get killed in collisions involving alcohol. What about sleepy drivers? Or cell phones? Or bad weather? Or just plain sh*t luck?
Driving in itself is a massive hazard no matter what.

>i will never let those f**king fa**ot cops and 'healthcare' workers control my life like that again
>having mandatory interlock systems in cars is a good idea
And...who enforces these interlocks, hrm?
It's just giving government more power they don't need or deserve. I will take a few deaths or injuries in my society if it means people don't have to be forced to prove their innocence whenever they decide to go anywhere. Yes, this includes friends and family.


He follows society's rules so good that he's even getting married!
>>DEADGIRLLAUGHING.TIF
You poor child. Poor, misguided, brainwashed child. Money doesn't buy happiness. All it does is bump you up a tax bracket and make you think you deserve the finer things. Then you start getting greedy and want for more. Then you can't get it or you lose your money doing something stupid.
You fall a lot further than me. If the same were to happen to me. Those stories about how you were baller back in the day won't mean sh*t when you're saddled with child support payments and living just above the poverty line.

U MAD that no female has ever looked towards your fat neckbeard greasy ass? U MAD that you never had a strong work ethic and a drive to succeed in life? Nowhere in any of my posts have I stated that money will provide me happiness. The time I spend with my fiancee and the Love that we share is more than anything explainable. I am living the American dream life by taking full advantage of all it throws at me. I am a made man that came from the bottom/ sh*ttiest parts of Detroit and has made something out of my life rather than making excuses for it and standing in the welfare line like ni**ers do.


I'm 25.
I prefer not to drive buzzed if possible. Sometimes sh*t comes up. Taxis are out of the question. Oh sh*t, this crowd is f**king pissed at my friend, we gotta bail, sh*t I don't wanna drive, but these guys have bricks and bottles.
You are overestimating the harm here. Yes, people get killed in collisions involving alcohol. What about sleepy drivers? Or cell phones? Or bad weather? Or just plain sh*t luck?
Driving in itself is a massive hazard no matter what.

Sounds like you have retarded friends who can't keep themselves under control.
Also
HURRR DURRRR PPL DIE EVERYDAY SO I CAN DO DANGEROUS SH*T ALL DA TIME YA KNOW


I'm 25.
I prefer not to drive buzzed if possible. Sometimes sh*t comes up. Taxis are out of the question. Oh sh*t, this crowd is f**king pissed at my friend, we gotta bail, sh*t I don't wanna drive, but these guys have bricks and bottles.
You are overestimating the harm here. Yes, people get killed in collisions involving alcohol. What about sleepy drivers? Or cell phones? Or bad weather? Or just plain sh*t luck?
Driving in itself is a massive hazard no matter what.

>Driving in itself is a massive hazard no matter what.
Especially when you throw in a drug into the mix. Way to up the ante of f**king up an innocent persons right to life because of your selfishness. Get a friend to be the designated driver that night There is no f**king excuse. If you go out with 4 of your buddies, one of you pu**ies needs to be man enough to not drink that night and drive the other 3 fa**ots home. Stop making up excuses


Sounds like you have retarded friends who can't keep themselves under control.
Also
HURRR DURRRR PPL DIE EVERYDAY SO I CAN DO DANGEROUS SH*T ALL DA TIME YA KNOW

>>insults other side of argument
>>brings up no valid points for their side of the argument
>>textbook sign that you realized you lost


U MAD that no female has ever looked towards your fat neckbeard greasy ass? U MAD that you never had a strong work ethic and a drive to succeed in life? Nowhere in any of my posts have I stated that money will provide me happiness. The time I spend with my fiancee and the Love that we share is more than anything explainable. I am living the American dream life by taking full advantage of all it throws at me. I am a made man that came from the bottom/ sh*ttiest parts of Detroit and has made something out of my life rather than making excuses for it and standing in the welfare line like ni**ers do.

HE BELIEVES ATTAINING THE AMERICAN DREAM IS WORTHWHILE (also he's mad lol)
>>LAUGHINGELFWOMENLAUGHINGANDPOINTINGATYOU.PCX
IT'S A DREAM FOR A REASON KID
YOU WENT TO SCHOOL AND FOLLOWED ALL THESE RULES BECAUSE IT'S WHAT A GOOD LITTLE COG DOES.
ENJOY YOUR IGNORANCE AND THE DAY YOU REALIZE THAT POSTER ON web WAS RIGHT.

>i will never let those f**king fa**ot cops and 'healthcare' workers control my life like that again
>having mandatory interlock systems in cars is a good idea
And...who enforces these interlocks, hrm?
It's just giving government more power they don't need or deserve. I will take a few deaths or injuries in my society if it means people don't have to be forced to prove their innocence whenever they decide to go anywhere. Yes, this includes friends and family.

>I will take a few deaths.
Wow, you have bigger balls than I will ever have. Do you view human life as a waste?


>Driving in itself is a massive hazard no matter what.
Especially when you throw in a drug into the mix. Way to up the ante of f**king up an innocent persons right to life because of your selfishness. Get a friend to be the designated driver that night There is no f**king excuse. If you go out with 4 of your buddies, one of you pu**ies needs to be man enough to not drink that night and drive the other 3 fa**ots home. Stop making up excuses

>implying that we don't do this anyway
>implying certain DDs don't bail early without telling anyone
You realize there are proposals to measure the alcohol in the AIR of a car, and if anyone IN the car is drunk the car won't start/will alert police?
YOU ARE OVERESTIMATING THE PROBLEM
More die from speeding than alcohol
More die from bad conditions than alcohol
Yes, alcohol and driving is a bad mix
No worse than cell phones
No worse than screaming kids in the back
No worse than people driving without sleep


U MAD that no female has ever looked towards your fat neckbeard greasy ass? U MAD that you never had a strong work ethic and a drive to succeed in life? Nowhere in any of my posts have I stated that money will provide me happiness. The time I spend with my fiancee and the Love that we share is more than anything explainable. I am living the American dream life by taking full advantage of all it throws at me. I am a made man that came from the bottom/ sh*ttiest parts of Detroit and has made something out of my life rather than making excuses for it and standing in the welfare line like ni**ers do.

No need to lie about yourself on web, buddy


>>insults other side of argument
>>brings up no valid points for their side of the argument
>>textbook sign that you realized you lost

>>retarded newf** assumes a trollpost is an actual response


>I will take a few deaths.
Wow, you have bigger balls than I will ever have. Do you view human life as a waste?

No. But there's no shortage of people, and if a few people die now and then so the rest of us don't live in constant fear of the authorities monitoring every last thing we do, I think that's a decent trade.


HE BELIEVES ATTAINING THE AMERICAN DREAM IS WORTHWHILE (also he's mad lol)
>>LAUGHINGELFWOMENLAUGHINGANDPOINTINGATYOU.PCX
IT'S A DREAM FOR A REASON KID
YOU WENT TO SCHOOL AND FOLLOWED ALL THESE RULES BECAUSE IT'S WHAT A GOOD LITTLE COG DOES.
ENJOY YOUR IGNORANCE AND THE DAY YOU REALIZE THAT POSTER ON web WAS RIGHT.

Typing in caps does not make your "point" any more valid or add any substance to your post. It just shows that U MAD and are jealous. Typical hater hating on somebody that has made something of themselves while sitting in self-pity crying at night.


No. But there's no shortage of people, and if a few people die now and then so the rest of us don't live in constant fear of the authorities monitoring every last thing we do, I think that's a decent trade.

Why you so worried about the authorities all up in your sh*t bro?
Pedophile much?

>i will never let those f**king fa**ot cops and 'healthcare' workers control my life like that again
>having mandatory interlock systems in cars is a good idea
And...who enforces these interlocks, hrm?
It's just giving government more power they don't need or deserve. I will take a few deaths or injuries in my society if it means people don't have to be forced to prove their innocence whenever they decide to go anywhere. Yes, this includes friends and family.

i understand your point of view and i definetely dont want a supper mandated interlock system, but driving drunk is very, very easy to do. and ya, person to person the tolerance level varies but trust me if you get a dui you will understand that you will NEVER want it to happen again, no matter how much a pain in the ass it is to avoid. it just really isnt worth it. and there is honestly not much you can do to be 100% sure you wont get pulled over. late at night a cop will just pull you over even if you look young, you may live in a one horse town but it isnt like that everywhere. i dont agree with the law and i dont think it is a fair system and im sure you dont either but the fact is cops do what they want and if you are drinking and driving the law will win. it's run by idiots who cant deal with oposition. that's why they become cops


>implying that we don't do this anyway
>implying certain DDs don't bail early without telling anyone
You realize there are proposals to measure the alcohol in the AIR of a car, and if anyone IN the car is drunk the car won't start/will alert police?
YOU ARE OVERESTIMATING THE PROBLEM
More die from speeding than alcohol
More die from bad conditions than alcohol
Yes, alcohol and driving is a bad mix
No worse than cell phones
No worse than screaming kids in the back
No worse than people driving without sleep

You are underestimating the problem to fit your lifestyle. If your DD bails on you, then you obviously have sh*tty friends. We are trying to cut back on the numbers of people dying from the alcohol related accidents by having idiots like you not get behind the wheel when there are alternatives.


Why you so worried about the authorities all up in your sh*t bro?
Pedophile much?

HERP
Nice strawman, broseph.
How about...I don't want to have to blow in a goddamn tube every time I need to drive to the store. How about I don't want to have to pass a test when I need to go anywhere. How about I have a beer at lunch with a friend and would like to drive back home without my car locking up in a parking lot.
You give the authority way too much credit.
Give an inch, take a mile, etc. You give them power, they will take more, and claim it's for your safety. Every. Single. Time.


HERP
Nice strawman, broseph.
How about...I don't want to have to blow in a goddamn tube every time I need to drive to the store. How about I don't want to have to pass a test when I need to go anywhere. How about I have a beer at lunch with a friend and would like to drive back home without my car locking up in a parking lot.
You give the authority way too much credit.
Give an inch, take a mile, etc. You give them power, they will take more, and claim it's for your safety. Every. Single. Time.

Don't be a retard and don't use the worst drug known to mankind and all of your problems will disappear.
Alcohol is not a right you f**king child.


HERP
Nice strawman, broseph.
How about...I don't want to have to blow in a goddamn tube every time I need to drive to the store. How about I don't want to have to pass a test when I need to go anywhere. How about I have a beer at lunch with a friend and would like to drive back home without my car locking up in a parking lot.
You give the authority way too much credit.
Give an inch, take a mile, etc. You give them power, they will take more, and claim it's for your safety. Every. Single. Time.

Why don't you take a loaded gun with you to lunch and hold your finger on the trigger? F**king cops not letting me do this! FUUUUUUUU


i understand your point of view and i definetely dont want a supper mandated interlock system, but driving drunk is very, very easy to do. and ya, person to person the tolerance level varies but trust me if you get a dui you will understand that you will NEVER want it to happen again, no matter how much a pain in the ass it is to avoid. it just really isnt worth it. and there is honestly not much you can do to be 100% sure you wont get pulled over. late at night a cop will just pull you over even if you look young, you may live in a one horse town but it isnt like that everywhere. i dont agree with the law and i dont think it is a fair system and im sure you dont either but the fact is cops do what they want and if you are drinking and driving the law will win. it's run by idiots who cant deal with oposition. that's why they become cops

sorry for the typos like 'supper' .. i'm on a f**king cellphone


HERP
Nice strawman, broseph.
How about...I don't want to have to blow in a goddamn tube every time I need to drive to the store. How about I don't want to have to pass a test when I need to go anywhere. How about I have a beer at lunch with a friend and would like to drive back home without my car locking up in a parking lot.
You give the authority way too much credit.
Give an inch, take a mile, etc. You give them power, they will take more, and claim it's for your safety. Every. Single. Time.

dood y ru tryin so hard 2 not show ur a pedophile lol


You are underestimating the problem to fit your lifestyle. If your DD bails on you, then you obviously have sh*tty friends. We are trying to cut back on the numbers of people dying from the alcohol related accidents by having idiots like you not get behind the wheel when there are alternatives.

>we are trying
>MADD activist or sympathizer detected
Your OMG SAFETYYYYY spiel is old hat.
Yes, DUI accidents/fatalities are tragic.
Sh*t happens.
Yes, it's preventable.
But at what cost?
"Oh, lets just force everyone to take tests every time they start their car, lol presumption of guilt herp"
"omg he blew a .08 that's ILLEGAL throw him in jail for a week and impound his car and take his license and fine the sh*t out of him"


Don't be a retard and don't use the worst drug known to mankind and all of your problems will disappear.
Alcohol is not a right you f**king child.


Why don't you take a loaded gun with you to lunch and hold your finger on the trigger? F**king cops not letting me do this! FUUUUUUUU


dood y ru tryin so hard 2 not show ur a pedophile lol

Okay, I'm done with you idiots.
Enjoy your smug sense of superiority.


>we are trying
>MADD activist or sympathizer detected
Your OMG SAFETYYYYY spiel is old hat.
Yes, DUI accidents/fatalities are tragic.
Sh*t happens.
Yes, it's preventable.
But at what cost?
"Oh, lets just force everyone to take tests every time they start their car, lol presumption of guilt herp"
"omg he blew a .08 that's ILLEGAL throw him in jail for a week and impound his car and take his license and fine the sh*t out of him"

Do you really need to drink every time you go out? Are you and your buddies that lame that alcohol is need to enjoy the night? Quit being a pu**y and get a DD



Okay, I'm done with you idiots.
Enjoy your smug sense of superiority.

Why don't you answer me? This is not a strawman... you are obviously avoiding the answer as you have failed the argument.

Why don't you take a loaded gun with you to lunch and hold your finger on the trigger? F**king cops not letting me do this! FUUUUUUUU

Self Destruction is a Right.


Why don't you answer me? This is not a strawman... you are obviously avoiding the answer as you have failed the argument.

>implying brandishing a loaded gun with my finger on the trigger is equivalent to driving with a beer or two in me
Seriously? You're gonna go down that road?


>implying brandishing a loaded gun with my finger on the trigger is equivalent to driving with a beer or two in me
Seriously? You're gonna go down that road?

How do they not equate to each other?

Self Destruction is a Right.

Alcohol is the dumbest way to self destruct.
Cigarettes are way cooler, and even they're f**king stupid.
If you want to die so bad jump off a f**king bridge.
PS the self destruction lie is what addicts tell themselves to gain cognitive dissonance in relation to behaviors they know are harmful and wrong.
Grow the f**k up you overfed, overboozed manchild.

Well, I for one am a proud member of DAMM. Drunks Against Mad Mothers. I think your idea is stupid.

Swerving through the street
Drunk as f**k
Searching for a open store
I think I'm out of luck
Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol
Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down
Can't find any beer
It's way past two
There's just one thing we can do
Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down
Drive her face out of town
Drunk drivers against mad mothers


Do you really need to drink every time you go out? Are you and your buddies that lame that alcohol is need to enjoy the night? Quit being a pu**y and get a DD

Go tat some X's on your hands then.
6000+ years of human inebriation won't miss you.


Go tat some X's on your hands then.
6000+ years of human inebriation won't miss you.

hahahahaha another brain killing grain addict in the making
enjoy dat liver failure and dat loss of motor coordination


Go tat some X's on your hands then.
6000+ years of human inebriation won't miss you.

Get some social skills. That way alcohol wont be needed to have an enjoyable evening

Crashed while drunk.
Could have ended pretty bad I guess, but there were little people on the road or about.
Lost licensee for 18 months. 120 hours comm service.
They would have taken the vehicle but it was totalled.
Said I had to attend some driving course or some bullsh*t which I never did, the order was too ambiguous so I never bothered.
Got license back now.


Swerving through the street
Drunk as f**k
Searching for a open store
I think I'm out of luck
Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol
Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down
Can't find any beer
It's way past two
There's just one thing we can do
Hit her car
Smash it up
Pull her out
Beat her up
Take her money
Run her down
Drive her face out of town
Drunk drivers against mad mothers

You sure are cool as f**k! I bet everybody around you is jealous


How do they not equate to each other?

I am assuming you've drunk alcohol before.
I am also assuming you know your limits.
You don't seem to realize that most people who drive with a BAC of .10 would be barely identifiably as drunk if you were watching them drive.
You don't seem to realize that you overzealous OMG STOP ALL DRUNKEN DRIVING crusade leads to f**ked up laws that ruin the lives of relatively minor offenders.

Crashed while drunk.
Could have ended pretty bad I guess, but there were little people on the road or about.
Lost licensee for 18 months. 120 hours comm service.
They would have taken the vehicle but it was totalled.
Said I had to attend some driving course or some bullsh*t which I never did, the order was too ambiguous so I never bothered.
Got license back now.

What did you do for the 120hrs? Have you driven drunk since?


I am assuming you've drunk alcohol before.
I am also assuming you know your limits.
You don't seem to realize that most people who drive with a BAC of .10 would be barely identifiably as drunk if you were watching them drive.
You don't seem to realize that you overzealous OMG STOP ALL DRUNKEN DRIVING crusade leads to f**ked up laws that ruin the lives of relatively minor offenders.

>ruins the lives of minor offenders
Oh that's right, because the govnt is holding you down right... they forced you to go out and drink.
Alcohol slows down your motor coordination/reaction time. Sh*ts an accident waiting to happen which is why I compared it to walking around town with a loaded pistol with your finger easing on the trigger. A 2ton chunk of metal coming at you in excess of 50mph with a dumbass behind the wheel with the reaction time of a downie is on par to the gun toting ni**er


Get some social skills. That way alcohol wont be needed to have an enjoyable evening

>implying I don't go out without drinking
>implying I'm incapable of socializing without ethanol
It's f**king FUN to get buzzed/drunk/sh*tfaced with your bros. And I don't need or want you imposing your morality on me based on what "might" happen.
I don't drive sh*tfaced. Ever. Drunk...maybe, if it's an emergency and someone's gonna die. Buzzed...I prefer to wait a half hour and eat something high in fiber first.
Even then I drive as carefully as possible and get my ass home ASAP. You seem to be under the impression that everyone who has one drink is an immediate and lethal hazard, cruising around aimlessly waiting for a minivan full of kids to T-bone.


Get some social skills. That way alcohol wont be needed to have an enjoyable evening

>get some alcohol. that way social skills wont be needed to have an enjoyable evening


>implying I don't go out without drinking
>implying I'm incapable of socializing without ethanol
It's f**king FUN to get buzzed/drunk/sh*tfaced with your bros. And I don't need or want you imposing your morality on me based on what "might" happen.
I don't drive sh*tfaced. Ever. Drunk...maybe, if it's an emergency and someone's gonna die. Buzzed...I prefer to wait a half hour and eat something high in fiber first.
Even then I drive as carefully as possible and get my ass home ASAP. You seem to be under the impression that everyone who has one drink is an immediate and lethal hazard, cruising around aimlessly waiting for a minivan full of kids to T-bone.

>I don't drive sh*tfaced. Ever. Drunk...maybe,
Differentiate the two please. Entertain me with your rationale.
>You seem to be under the impression that everyone who has one drink is an immediate and lethal hazard
Not at all. If you weigh 82lbs and have had one drink, then yeah I wouldn't want you behind the wheel. But some fat motherf**ker pushing 325 I wouldn't mind as his lard would compensate


>ruins the lives of minor offenders
Oh that's right, because the govnt is holding you down right... they forced you to go out and drink.
Alcohol slows down your motor coordination/reaction time. Sh*ts an accident waiting to happen which is why I compared it to walking around town with a loaded pistol with your finger easing on the trigger. A 2ton chunk of metal coming at you in excess of 50mph with a dumbass behind the wheel with the reaction time of a downie is on par to the gun toting ni**er

hahahah
No.
You're assuming a lot about everyone based on preconceived notions of how people react to booze.
Yes, it slows you down. No, you shouldn't drive. But it is hardly the "complete incapacitation" vibe that I'm getting from you. There is a world of difference between "close one eye to see straight" drunk and "3 beers at dinner" buzzed.


Alcohol is the dumbest way to self destruct.
Cigarettes are way cooler, and even they're f**king stupid.
If you want to die so bad jump off a f**king bridge.
PS the self destruction lie is what addicts tell themselves to gain cognitive dissonance in relation to behaviors they know are harmful and wrong.
Grow the f**k up you overfed, overboozed manchild.

Troll. or Stupid,
Maintaining a state of cognitive dissonance is more distracting than being drunk. (death of a Salesman anyone?)
Since we're throwing out high school terms.
maybe we should be using brain caps to make sure you are thinking about driving and not your latest score.
What bugs me, is that you probably think that tyranny is ok, as long as it only effects a behavior that is 'wrong.'
Oh, and your mom, she bugs me constantly for more. Apparently you haven't been servicing her frequently enough.
-Manchild.


What did you do for the 120hrs? Have you driven drunk since?

Laid around an sh*t, there wasn't a hell of a lot of work that needed doing tbh.
I have once, while a little tipsy, do regret it though. But I haven't even had my own car since then anyway. I'm a bit more careful now.
But sh*t, I rarely even get pissed these days.


>I don't drive sh*tfaced. Ever. Drunk...maybe,
Differentiate the two please. Entertain me with your rationale.
>You seem to be under the impression that everyone who has one drink is an immediate and lethal hazard
Not at all. If you weigh 82lbs and have had one drink, then yeah I wouldn't want you behind the wheel. But some fat motherf**ker pushing 325 I wouldn't mind as his lard would compensate

Sh*tfaced = bordering on blacking out/massive hangover the next day. Barely able to walk, slurring, not coherent.
Drunk = 8-10 beers, not too stable walking but still lucid and coherent. Motor skills pretty f**ked: "could" drive, but shouldn't unless someone was shot in the gut or something equally f**ked up.
Buzzed: A little sleepy. Don't ask me to hop on one foot and rub my head. Minor if any slurring, completely lucid.


hahahah
No.
You're assuming a lot about everyone based on preconceived notions of how people react to booze.
Yes, it slows you down. No, you shouldn't drive. But it is hardly the "complete incapacitation" vibe that I'm getting from you. There is a world of difference between "close one eye to see straight" drunk and "3 beers at dinner" buzzed.

>Yes, it slows you down. No, you shouldn't drive
Case closed then. You stated it yourself. Why would you put yourself in that position if you know goddamn well you shouldn't? Does the rush of breaking the law give you boners? And No. I did not say it fully incapacitates you. I stated that it slows your reaction time down significantly.


Troll. or Stupid,
Maintaining a state of cognitive dissonance is more distracting than being drunk. (death of a Salesman anyone?)
Since we're throwing out high school terms.
maybe we should be using brain caps to make sure you are thinking about driving and not your latest score.
What bugs me, is that you probably think that tyranny is ok, as long as it only effects a behavior that is 'wrong.'
Oh, and your mom, she bugs me constantly for more. Apparently you haven't been servicing her frequently enough.
-Manchild.

>What bugs me, is that you probably think that tyranny is ok, as long as it only effects a behavior that is 'wrong.'
This.


Troll. or Stupid,
Maintaining a state of cognitive dissonance is more distracting than being drunk. (death of a Salesman anyone?)
Since we're throwing out high school terms.
maybe we should be using brain caps to make sure you are thinking about driving and not your latest score.
What bugs me, is that you probably think that tyranny is ok, as long as it only effects a behavior that is 'wrong.'
Oh, and your mom, she bugs me constantly for more. Apparently you haven't been servicing her frequently enough.
-Manchild.

What the F**k is Death of a Salisman? Some kind of old play that only old people know about? Sounds boring tbh.
Dude I know u mad but really you don't need to go to the old I f**ked your mother line. I know it's just a knee-jerk response when someone pisses you off but really dude it's not helping you.
-Cool bro


Sh*tfaced = bordering on blacking out/massive hangover the next day. Barely able to walk, slurring, not coherent.
Drunk = 8-10 beers, not too stable walking but still lucid and coherent. Motor skills pretty f**ked: "could" drive, but shouldn't unless someone was shot in the gut or something equally f**ked up.
Buzzed: A little sleepy. Don't ask me to hop on one foot and rub my head. Minor if any slurring, completely lucid.

>"could" drive, but shouldn't unless someone was shot in the gut or something equally f**ked up.
And how often does this happen? I highly doubt you and your friends are getting jumped on a nightly basis that you have to make a hasty getaway.


>Yes, it slows you down. No, you shouldn't drive
Case closed then. You stated it yourself. Why would you put yourself in that position if you know goddamn well you shouldn't? Does the rush of breaking the law give you boners? And No. I did not say it fully incapacitates you. I stated that it slows your reaction time down significantly.

Of course breaking the law gives him a boner.
OMG THIS IS BAD 2 DO BUT I DID IT AND GOT AWAY WITH IT NEXT TIME I WILL DO IT AGAIN TOO AND GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN HERP DE DERP OH LOOK AT THAT NOW IM PINNED UNDER A SEMI-TRAILER THANK GOD IM DRUNK NOW BECAUSE IF I WEREN'T I COULD ACTUALLY FEEL MY SPINAL CORD SEVERED IN FIVE PLCES


>Yes, it slows you down. No, you shouldn't drive
Case closed then. You stated it yourself. Why would you put yourself in that position if you know goddamn well you shouldn't? Does the rush of breaking the law give you boners? And No. I did not say it fully incapacitates you. I stated that it slows your reaction time down significantly.

I never said you SHOULD drive while f**ked up.
I'm saying it shouldn't be a drained bank account, no car, no license, ruined job opportunities, a week in jail, hundreds of hours of community service, mandatory ignition locks, chemical testing, whatever.
It's oppressive.
If someone is REPEATEDLY doing it, as in multiple DUI convictions (egregious levels of intoxication, .15 and up) or has had multiple accidents while drunk, YES, throw them in jail. But when a guy with nothing on his record gets busted with a .10 at a sobriety checkpoint when he was minutes away from home and now has to pay thousands of dollars and has a mark on his record for life, that's pretty f**ked up.


>"could" drive, but shouldn't unless someone was shot in the gut or something equally f**ked up.
And how often does this happen? I highly doubt you and your friends are getting jumped on a nightly basis that you have to make a hasty getaway.

That's why I don't drive drunk.

Of course breaking the law gives him a boner.
OMG THIS IS BAD 2 DO BUT I DID IT AND GOT AWAY WITH IT NEXT TIME I WILL DO IT AGAIN TOO AND GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN HERP DE DERP OH LOOK AT THAT NOW IM PINNED UNDER A SEMI-TRAILER THANK GOD IM DRUNK NOW BECAUSE IF I WEREN'T I COULD ACTUALLY FEEL MY SPINAL CORD SEVERED IN FIVE PLCES

get out


Of course breaking the law gives him a boner.
OMG THIS IS BAD 2 DO BUT I DID IT AND GOT AWAY WITH IT NEXT TIME I WILL DO IT AGAIN TOO AND GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN HERP DE DERP OH LOOK AT THAT NOW IM PINNED UNDER A SEMI-TRAILER THANK GOD IM DRUNK NOW BECAUSE IF I WEREN'T I COULD ACTUALLY FEEL MY SPINAL CORD SEVERED IN FIVE PLCES

I lol'd, then I got sewious at the last part


What the F**k is Death of a Salisman? Some kind of old play that only old people know about? Sounds boring tbh.
Dude I know u mad but really you don't need to go to the old I f**ked your mother line. I know it's just a knee-jerk response when someone pisses you off but really dude it's not helping you.
-Cool bro

Cb,
Sigh,
one silly insult begets another.
Death of a Salesman. Yes, old play, old movie.
There are people that don't forget the message of something just because it is boring.
let me come up with something contemporary with a message of self reliance.
...
...
Shi-


I never said you SHOULD drive while f**ked up.
I'm saying it shouldn't be a drained bank account, no car, no license, ruined job opportunities, a week in jail, hundreds of hours of community service, mandatory ignition locks, chemical testing, whatever.
It's oppressive.
If someone is REPEATEDLY doing it, as in multiple DUI convictions (egregious levels of intoxication, .15 and up) or has had multiple accidents while drunk, YES, throw them in jail. But when a guy with nothing on his record gets busted with a .10 at a sobriety checkpoint when he was minutes away from home and now has to pay thousands of dollars and has a mark on his record for life, that's pretty f**ked up.

There are laws for a reason kid.
If you're stupid enough not to follow them you flaunt yourself at the system and the system will come down hard.
Ethanol and Nicotine are legal over the counter, obey society's rules about them or suffer in all ways.

HERP DERP HOW I BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING THAT IS NOT WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T?


There are laws for a reason kid.
If you're stupid enough not to follow them you flaunt yourself at the system and the system will come down hard.
Ethanol and Nicotine are legal over the counter, obey society's rules about them or suffer in all ways.

HERP DERP HOW I BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING THAT IS NOT WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T?

>implying some laws aren't complete bullsh*t
How do you feel about red light cameras, btw?


There are laws for a reason kid.
If you're stupid enough not to follow them you flaunt yourself at the system and the system will come down hard.
Ethanol and Nicotine are legal over the counter, obey society's rules about them or suffer in all ways.

HERP DERP HOW I BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING THAT IS NOT WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T?

--If you're stupid enough not to follow them you flaunt yourself at the system and the system will come down hard.
Yes.


I never said you SHOULD drive while f**ked up.
I'm saying it shouldn't be a drained bank account, no car, no license, ruined job opportunities, a week in jail, hundreds of hours of community service, mandatory ignition locks, chemical testing, whatever.
It's oppressive.
If someone is REPEATEDLY doing it, as in multiple DUI convictions (egregious levels of intoxication, .15 and up) or has had multiple accidents while drunk, YES, throw them in jail. But when a guy with nothing on his record gets busted with a .10 at a sobriety checkpoint when he was minutes away from home and now has to pay thousands of dollars and has a mark on his record for life, that's pretty f**ked up.

>egregious levels of intoxication, .15 and up
>nothing on his record gets busted with a .10
Can you at least be consistent? .05 difference and you think one is egregious and the other isn't?
If the guy was minutes away from home he could have
A. Called a cab (minutes away from home would cost him $15 max... plus he avoids the $1000 in fines and possible jail time)
B. Called his significant other (or closest relative that lives with him) to pick him up
C. Bus route. Cheap as f**k- under $1
D. Called a friend or carpool if he lives solo
Seriously, it's 2010. There isn't a valid excuse one can have.


>implying some laws aren't complete bullsh*t
How do you feel about red light cameras, btw?

all laws are bullsh*t
the only laws we need are the ones in the bible and even then some of them are f**king stupid and involve rape and stoning people and selling your daughter or some sh*t (lol literal interpretation of da bible is for fa**ots)
law enforcement is mostly to make money
drunk driving tickets are probably one of the most lucrative practices since everyone and their mother thinks they can be a cutesy little anarchist and say FUKK DA MAN IMMA DRINK DRUNK LOLZ


>implying some laws aren't complete bullsh*t
How do you feel about red light cameras, btw?

Take the f**king tinfoil hat off for f**ks sakes. They are great for catching red light camera runners, great for capturing footage of hit and runs, great for capturing footage of accidents to place fault on the rightful person. "Oh noes, the govnts watching me pass through intersections... they see me going to the adult store- FUUUUUUUUUUUUU"


all laws are bullsh*t
the only laws we need are the ones in the bible and even then some of them are f**king stupid and involve rape and stoning people and selling your daughter or some sh*t (lol literal interpretation of da bible is for fa**ots)
law enforcement is mostly to make money
drunk driving tickets are probably one of the most lucrative practices since everyone and their mother thinks they can be a cutesy little anarchist and say FUKK DA MAN IMMA DRINK DRUNK LOLZ

Well what you are saying is OT Law which is totally separate from the NT. Obviously the laws in the OT are disgusting, which is why Christ had to be sacrificed in order to set up the new law.


Well what you are saying is OT Law which is totally separate from the NT. Obviously the laws in the OT are disgusting, which is why Christ had to be sacrificed in order to set up the new law.

sup christf** how u doin?


sup christf** how u doin?

I'm doing great and you?


I'm doing great and you?

not bad but tbh this thread makes me think most americans don't take alcohol and the damage it is capable of causing too seriously

I just got my license back after it was taken for 3 months. I was driving blacked out on the freeway with a BAC of .24 (I don't remember a damn thing except waking up in the hospital) I was in a coma for 6 days. I crashed into a ford taurus station wagon with two children and their mother in it.. one of the kids was killed on impact, the other's spine was hurt and their mother's legs broken. I broke my wrist and the force of the impact put me out for the length of the coma. Other than that I'm fine and have made a full recovery which is amazing.
anyway i guess the moral of my story is that drinking and driving can cause some live shattering problems, I can't write properly and probably won't get a full range of movement back in my arm. Also if i do it again its my liscense for life....


not bad but tbh this thread makes me think most americans don't take alcohol and the damage it is capable of causing too seriously

Well I take it very seriously. Where are you from?

I just got my license back after it was taken for 3 months. I was driving blacked out on the freeway with a BAC of .24 (I don't remember a damn thing except waking up in the hospital) I was in a coma for 6 days. I crashed into a ford taurus station wagon with two children and their mother in it.. one of the kids was killed on impact, the other's spine was hurt and their mother's legs broken. I broke my wrist and the force of the impact put me out for the length of the coma. Other than that I'm fine and have made a full recovery which is amazing.
anyway i guess the moral of my story is that drinking and driving can cause some live shattering problems, I can't write properly and probably won't get a full range of movement back in my arm. Also if i do it again its my liscense for life....

so you didn't do time for killing the baby and permanently f**king up the other kid and the mom?


so you didn't do time for killing the baby and permanently f**king up the other kid and the mom?

no becuase it wasn't my fault.


no becuase it wasn't my fault.

as the court said so the child believes
you are a murderer just so you know dude
you took a life due to drinking
you
took
a
life
scum


Well I take it very seriously. Where are you from?

im from around the way
:3


as the court said so the child believes
you are a murderer just so you know dude
you took a life due to drinking
you
took
a
life
scum

i
wasnt
in
control
of my
actions
so it wasnt
my f
fault
dick


i
wasnt
in
control
of my
actions
so it wasnt
my f
fault
dick

Troll guy


no becuase it wasn't my fault.

How was it not your fault? That's involuntary manslaughter..... You got behind the wheel with a BAC of .24 which is WAY above the legal limit.


this. i have no problem with people getting as drunk / high on whatever they want in their own homes, but to endanger random people is a really sh*tty thing to do.

Nigga, I smoke weed and drive high everyday.
Also, drunk driving is pretty bad, but if we start killing people for being .1 over the limit, then that would suck.
Stop being fa**ots.


i
wasnt
in
control
of my
actions
so it wasnt
my f
fault
dick

whatever you need to tell yourself to survive the pathetic reprehensible existence you call life
somewhere deep inside your brain it knows what you've done and it is eating you alive because of it

Cell phones need to be outlawed while driving too. I can't stand looking in my rear view mirror and seeing some dumb bitch chatting on her phone while she drives an oversized can of sh*t.


Nigga, I smoke weed and drive high everyday.
Also, drunk driving is pretty bad, but if we start killing people for being .1 over the limit, then that would suck.
Stop being fa**ots.

You know what else would suck? You kill your mother since you were out drinking and got in your car to drive home and ram a persons car head on, only to hear later on in the hospital that the victim in the other vehicle was your mother.... and she died. We share the road with our families. Quit being a selfish c**t, grow up, you're not cool, and you fail at trolling

Zero tolerance policies are never a good idea. Would you want to see people get arrested because they drunk a proper dose of cough medicine? It is technically drinking and driving.
What if you decide to stop at a bar after work to say hi to a few friends. If you drink one beer and get caught on your way home you'll lose your license for a year, now you're out of your livelihood. You can't get to work so you lose your job, you can't look for a new job because you have no way of getting around. You're f**ked over one beer. This is why zero tolerance doesn't work.


whatever you need to tell yourself to survive the pathetic reprehensible existence you call life
somewhere deep inside your brain it knows what you've done and it is eating you alive because of it

you need to chill out bro why dont you have a drink or two i am (lol not gonna drive this time tho)

My uncle and cousin were both killed by drunk drivers. If you do it I probably hate you regardless of how nice of a person you are otherwise.


You know what else would suck? You kill your mother since you were out drinking and got in your car to drive home and ram a persons car head on, only to hear later on in the hospital that the victim in the other vehicle was your mother.... and she died. We share the road with our families. Quit being a selfish c**t, grow up, you're not cool, and you fail at trolling

I would never drink and drive. I said get high and drive, which is completely different and extremely safe.

Zero tolerance policies are never a good idea. Would you want to see people get arrested because they drunk a proper dose of cough medicine? It is technically drinking and driving.
What if you decide to stop at a bar after work to say hi to a few friends. If you drink one beer and get caught on your way home you'll lose your license for a year, now you're out of your livelihood. You can't get to work so you lose your job, you can't look for a new job because you have no way of getting around. You're f**ked over one beer. This is why zero tolerance doesn't work.

You act like its a big deal to say,"No, I drove here. I can't have a drink." You need to grow up.


I would never drink and drive. I said get high and drive, which is completely different and extremely safe.

THAT'S STILL DRIVING WHILE IMPAIRED/ UNDER THE INFLUENCE YOU F**KING IDIOTIC VAPID PIECE OF FECAL MATTER


You act like its a big deal to say,"No, I drove here. I can't have a drink." You need to grow up.

You need to be a realist and accept that some people like to enjoy a beer with friends after working 10 hours.

Zero tolerance policies are never a good idea. Would you want to see people get arrested because they drunk a proper dose of cough medicine? It is technically drinking and driving.
What if you decide to stop at a bar after work to say hi to a few friends. If you drink one beer and get caught on your way home you'll lose your license for a year, now you're out of your livelihood. You can't get to work so you lose your job, you can't look for a new job because you have no way of getting around. You're f**ked over one beer. This is why zero tolerance doesn't work.

What kind of pu**y are you that falls so easily to peer pressure? Man up...
If you lose your license and need to survive, you will find the way. If you sit around crying like a pathetic piece of pu**y sh*t that you are, then you deserve to be out of a job. Real me find solutions, not excuses. Car pool with a coworker (one of the brah's you had a beer with)... have your smoking hot wife drive you to work and give you a blowjob before dropping you off.


THAT'S STILL DRIVING WHILE IMPAIRED/ UNDER THE INFLUENCE YOU F**KING IDIOTIC VAPID PIECE OF FECAL MATTER

But it's still completely safe, you straight edge fa**ot.


You need to be a realist and accept that some people like to enjoy a beer with friends after working 10 hours.

>implying the bars is the only place to buy a beer
Ever hear of having beers at a house?


But it's still completely safe, you straight edge fa**ot.

Post statistics and valid research to back up your bullsh*t. I don't take a 12 year old's word off web....


You need to be a realist and accept that some people like to enjoy a beer with friends after working 10 hours.

They could easily smoke a few hits off a joint.
There are better, much safer drugs for people to be using to unwind.
ME DRINK BEER ME WORK 10 HOUR DAYS FOR LOW PAY MUST DRINK TO COVER UP OBVIOUS ANGER I HAVE AT BOSS
Worthless.


You need to be a realist and accept that some people like to enjoy a beer with friends after working 10 hours.

Then don't drive. It's not f**king rocket science guy.


Post statistics and valid research to back up your bullsh*t. I don't take a 12 year old's word off web....

First of all, I still know my limits. I wouldn't drive if I was too high.
Second of all, how many instances of crashes involving driving while high do you hear about?

Driving high is infinitely safer than driving drunk. I do it all the time. Never been pulled over/never been in an accident.

Driving high is infinitely safer than driving drunk. I do it all the time. Never been pulled over/never been in an accident.

No one who doesn't get high often will believe you. I didn't think I could drive high until I did it. I was like "How am I doing this?"


What kind of pu**y are you that falls so easily to peer pressure? Man up...
If you lose your license and need to survive, you will find the way. If you sit around crying like a pathetic piece of pu**y sh*t that you are, then you deserve to be out of a job. Real me find solutions, not excuses. Car pool with a coworker (one of the brah's you had a beer with)... have your smoking hot wife drive you to work and give you a blowjob before dropping you off.

What peer pressure? I'm a grown man, I enjoy a single beer after work.

>implying the bars is the only place to buy a beer
Ever hear of having beers at a house?

I never implied that but okay. The bar I go to is a great place to unwind. I don't like sitting in the house all day after work.

They could easily smoke a few hits off a joint.
There are better, much safer drugs for people to be using to unwind.
ME DRINK BEER ME WORK 10 HOUR DAYS FOR LOW PAY MUST DRINK TO COVER UP OBVIOUS ANGER I HAVE AT BOSS
Worthless.

I don't smoke marijuana because it's illegal and I regularly get tested for it. I don't like it but that's the way it is right now.

Then don't drive. It's not f**king rocket science guy.

You wanna give me a ride then? I didn't think so.


What peer pressure? I'm a grown man, I enjoy a single beer after work.

I never implied that but okay. The bar I go to is a great place to unwind. I don't like sitting in the house all day after work.

I don't smoke marijuana because it's illegal and I regularly get tested for it. I don't like it but that's the way it is right now.

You wanna give me a ride then? I didn't think so.

Oh man you are such a pathetic little machine part.
CAN'T DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL AND HAS A JOB WHERE HE GETS PISS TESTED
lol AMERICA LAND OF DA FREE 4 SHURE


What peer pressure? I'm a grown man, I enjoy a single beer after work.

I never implied that but okay. The bar I go to is a great place to unwind. I don't like sitting in the house all day after work.

I don't smoke marijuana because it's illegal and I regularly get tested for it. I don't like it but that's the way it is right now.

You wanna give me a ride then? I didn't think so.

>I don't smoke marijuana because it's illegal
yet you get behind the car after having a couple beers right? That's totally legal.... How f**king stupid are people getting... geez

>I don't like sitting in the house all day after work.
Works 10 hour shift.. comes back and has about 6 hours to unwind with his family yet spends it at a bar. You really are a great guy!


Oh man you are such a pathetic little machine part.
CAN'T DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL AND HAS A JOB WHERE HE GETS PISS TESTED
lol AMERICA LAND OF DA FREE 4 SHURE

underage pothead detected.


What peer pressure? I'm a grown man, I enjoy a single beer after work.

I never implied that but okay. The bar I go to is a great place to unwind. I don't like sitting in the house all day after work.

I don't smoke marijuana because it's illegal and I regularly get tested for it. I don't like it but that's the way it is right now.

You wanna give me a ride then? I didn't think so.

>I'm an alcohol, and it's ruining my family.
How old are you?

Sh*t like this pisses me off. I don't like other drunk drivers, but I like myself as a drunk driver. While my BAC is high, I'm sober enough to drive.
I especially hate when people say they can drive high. F**k that. I'm terrified of driving high; I can navigate my home town drunk better than most other college kids can drive it sober.
Note: this only applies to my home town. I would never drive anywhere else under the influence.


>I don't smoke marijuana because it's illegal
yet you get behind the car after having a couple beers right? That's totally legal.... How f**king stupid are people getting... geez

BEER'S LEGAL BRO SINCE IT'S LEGAL IT'S OK TO USE IT ALL THE TIME TO EXCESS U KNOW LOL U SEE MY CAR F**KKK MAN PUT SOOO MUCH DOLLAZ INTO THAT NEW PAINTJOB LETS GO HOME I GOT SOME MORE BEERS AT MY PLACE BRO NOW WERE ON THE HIGHWAY AND SWERVING WITH THE MUSIC BLASTING SO LOUD I CAN'T HEAR THE SOUND OF THE HORNS HONKING AS I GET DISTRACTED BY ADJUSTING THE VOLUME AND PLOW INTO A GROUP OF ONCOMING CARS
KILLER NITE BROOOOOOYEA


>I don't smoke marijuana because it's illegal
yet you get behind the car after having a couple beers right? That's totally legal.... How f**king stupid are people getting... geez

I never said I drank a couple beers, follow the quote trail. I drink one beer with friends after work.
>I don't like sitting in the house all day after work.
Works 10 hour shift.. comes back and has about 6 hours to unwind with his family yet spends it at a bar. You really are a great guy!

I don't have a family, I'm 23 years old and a half hour at a bar isn't hurting any of my personal relationships.


underage pothead detected.

what this world needs is more potheads

>I don't have a family
Are you a bastard?


what this world needs is more potheads

No it doesn't. The world needs more marijuana smokers, not potheads.


No it doesn't. The world needs more marijuana smokers, not potheads.

How's that autism working for you?
HAVE YOU SOLVED THE RIDDLE OF HAND FLAPPING YET?


what this world needs is more potheads

Holy sh*t!!! This could have been and epic get!!! 8.4M GET

I drove home drunk once. It was SO fun!


How's that autism working for you?
HAVE YOU SOLVED THE RIDDLE OF HAND FLAPPING YET?

>"Often confused with the word stoner, a pothead is one who's become obsessed with weed and thrives off it.
Liz's a stoner, at least she smokes in moderation. Not like Billy, he's a f**king pothead.. Did you see how red his eyes were during 2nd period today?"
The world needs less potheads and more smokers. I'm sorry you can't understand this but one day you will.

I've driven home from a friends place after 6 beers and I hit a rabbit. I have never drunk drove since.


>"Often confused with the word stoner, a pothead is one who's become obsessed with weed and thrives off it.
Liz's a stoner, at least she smokes in moderation. Not like Billy, he's a f**king pothead.. Did you see how red his eyes were during 2nd period today?"
The world needs less potheads and more smokers. I'm sorry you can't understand this but one day you will.

HEY LOOK AT THAT COMPLETELY DERAILING A THREAD WITH USELESS INFORMATION
ONCE AGAIN
HAVE YOU DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF WHY YOU CAN'T READ FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YET?

I'm just confused by people who say 6 beers is a lot.
When I go to a party, I drink upwards of 20 beers, plus whatever mixed drinks or shots I can get my hands on.
6 beers? I drank that much in an hour tonight, while casually talking to a friend about ROTC and the army. There was no hurr durr we're drinking omgosh, it was just drinking. It could have been gatorade for as much as it did to us, or contributed to anything whatsoever.
I think that's what the biggest problem with 4/4th of you is. Half of you are straightedge fa**ots who think anyone that drinks is a meathead, the other half will defend their right to get "wasted" after a six pack. Very few of you treat it for what it is, and that's just a nice cold drink to relax to.

I'm just confused by people who say 6 beers is a lot.
When I go to a party, I drink upwards of 20 beers, plus whatever mixed drinks or shots I can get my hands on.
6 beers? I drank that much in an hour tonight, while casually talking to a friend about ROTC and the army. There was no hurr durr we're drinking omgosh, it was just drinking. It could have been gatorade for as much as it did to us, or contributed to anything whatsoever.
I think that's what the biggest problem with 4/4th of you is. Half of you are straightedge fa**ots who think anyone that drinks is a meathead, the other half will defend their right to get "wasted" after a six pack. Very few of you treat it for what it is, and that's just a nice cold drink to relax to.

You're an alcoholic dude.
Sorry, but you've gotten yourself addicted to the worst drug known to man.
Try harder to suck less hard.

F**k drunk drivers.... If i was a cop id pop a few rounds in their skull just so there would be one less ni**er in the world.


You're an alcoholic dude.
Sorry, but you've gotten yourself addicted to the worst drug known to man.
Try harder to suck less hard.

And youre a pu**y who cant handle alchohol.
I drink as much as the guy you quoted and i have neither mental or physical addictions to alchohol.

I'm just confused by people who say 6 beers is a lot.
When I go to a party, I drink upwards of 20 beers, plus whatever mixed drinks or shots I can get my hands on.
6 beers? I drank that much in an hour tonight, while casually talking to a friend about ROTC and the army. There was no hurr durr we're drinking omgosh, it was just drinking. It could have been gatorade for as much as it did to us, or contributed to anything whatsoever.
I think that's what the biggest problem with 4/4th of you is. Half of you are straightedge fa**ots who think anyone that drinks is a meathead, the other half will defend their right to get "wasted" after a six pack. Very few of you treat it for what it is, and that's just a nice cold drink to relax to.

A bottle of whiskey at every party.

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