My ex is an internet slut

So I just found out my ex is Nursie Chan (if you were on that thread previously, you know who I am).
Ill post pics if you want evidence from her Facebook.
The point is, though, has something like this ever happened to you guys? Happily date a girl for 6 months, then learn that she's an internet/real life slut?
Stories would be appreciated. General relationship angst thread gogogogo.
Pic very related.

The longest you've stayed awake

hey anonymous
whats the longest youve ever stayed awake? i did 60 hours at one of those big-ass intel lans. that sh*t f**ks you up. ive havent done any drugs, but i imagine that it is similar. i experienced lower inhibitions, which was f**king weird. my ability to think coherently wasnt affected, just i couldnt stop talking and sh*t.
so im curious, what are your experiences with sleep deprivation?

Weird dreams

Does anybody know anything about dream interpretations? I don't put too much stock in them, but I still think they're interesting.
This morning I had a dream where I was in some kind of military/survivalist compound that was all log cabins and no electricity. I saw these weird looking spiders that were fairly big and I tried to follow them when they went outside the cabin so I could smash them and not worry about them popping up later. The cabins were raised from the ground and underneath them was an open air kinda storage thing with shelves and gray rocks covering the floor. Some other dude was there with me, not quite important, and we're sitting down underneath this cabin. All the sudden all these iguanas and this little snake show up right on top of us in the rafters of this space underneath the cabin that's somewhat confining. The iguanas start dropping down and one falls on my knee. Then the snake drops down and I try to move but he moves closer to my face every time I move. So then I'm face to face with this little snake that I'm sure is poisonous, afraid to even breath on it, and then I woke up.
What's that all about?

Need Authoritarianism reading suggestions

What are some good philosophers/books defending and laying out the groundwork for Authoritarianism? It seems like every philosophy school of thought I come across is liberal in nature. What philosophers really delve into talking about control and just/unjust authority. I figure more people into philosophy of law would know more aobut this sh*t than me.

I need to pass a drug test

I have never been so scared in my life. Help me, anonymous.
Did coke Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Drug test monday morning. I need to either find a way out of work, flush my system, or cheat this test. Help me, anons.

I am not like my father

Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.

I am a drug dealer

Ask an international drug trafficker/carreer drug dealer anything.

Clothes that have been with you for a long time

So, anons, I just realized that I'm currently wearing a pair of pants that has outlasted 3 long-term relationships and several in-between f**kbuddies. About a decade of women has, at some point in time or another, walked around my various apartments in these pants (because they're f**king comfy). They've survived the neurotic ex-wife, the crazy artist, the self-absorbed dancer, the cocaine-addled nymphomaniac, and numerous moves between states. Crazy bitches may come and go, but damn if a comfy pair of pants make a lazy weekend that much better. Do you have anything similar hanging around your place?

I haven't left my apartment in two years

ask someone who hasn't left their apartment in the last two years anything.

Any other socially anxious shut-in females here?

Are there any other women that come here out of shared interests (i.e. anime, comics, music, etc) rather than talking about their relationships and sex life?
Seriously I feel like one of the few female virgins on this site. I'm terribly shy and have all kinds of social anxiety. I don't have a job, I live with my parents, I never go out. I'm a loser, and not very proud of it. But I know there are men out there like me and I'm just curious if there are any women in my situation.
...Worst of all I feel like I can't ask this question anywhere on web without it devolving into some misogynist bullsh*t or trolls everywhere. Let's see if it works here.

Kids are getting dumber

anons, what the f**k is wrong with today's youth?
I am a spanish teacher you see, and the stupidity of my students leaves me dumbfound.
Today, I had to work in a private institute. I made a little 15 word crossword so kids wouldn't get bored. My class was composed by 14 year old kids.
All is well (well: everybody is silent) until a kid stands up and tells me "the words don't fit". Confused, I take a look at his crossword. He was trying to fit a 5 letter word in a 6 letter space. He was trying to place COMER in the NOMBRE space. He was dead serious.
A fourteen year old kid didn't know how to fill in a crossword.
Are you picturing this?
HOW do you deal with this situation?

Awesome movies you may not have heard of

ITT:
Post awesome movies I've never heard about.
To start with, I'd recommend you watch "Wristcutters: A Love Story". Beautiful movie

Useful keyboard shortcuts or hotkeys

Good shortcut key combinations to know.
I'll start: windows + D : minimize window

Let's talk about rape fantasies

Let's talk rape fantasies, anons! Depending on the study, anywhere between 30% and 50% of women polled will admit to having fantasized about being raped.
Have you ever had any? Were you giving or receiving? Are you male or female? Were you fantasizing about being raped by male(s) or female(s)?

Breaking up was easy, too easy

What's the appropriate emotion to convey when being broken up with?
My girlfriend of about five years broke up with me about two weeks ago, and I don't think that I did it right. We were out at dinner when she broke the news, and I wasn't very upset by it. I do enjoy her company, and the sex was nice, but realistically, I know there are billions of women in the world and she wasn't an especially unique catch, nothing that couldn't be easily achieved again with a little searching.
She was going on for about five minutes, apologizing mostly, and I politely waited for her to finish. As she completed her speech, I put some money on the table to pay for the meal, and was in the process of standing up to leave, when she seemed upset/surprised and asked me why I was leaving.
I didn't think I was at the time, but was I incorrect here? I always assumed after a break up in a public area, it was proper to leave, so that you don't drag it along and make for an awkward rest of the meal. The rest of the meal was uncomfortable, and she commented about how I was apparently in shock, and apologized several times.
After the meal was finally over, I went back to my apartment and started to think of my future dating options. The next problem I encountered though, is that she has been calling me several times to "check up" on me, and I'm not sure why. Is it polite to return these calls? I've picked up and talked to her when possible, but it's getting fairly annoying. I'm in the process of courting a new girlfriend, and I don't want to seem rude, but I'm tired of the phone calls.
What is the appropriate way to handle a break up when on the receiving end?

College isn't working out

Greetings anonymous,
About me: I'm 21, I attend a major university in the United States. I transferred here from a smaller state school after two years. At both universities, I got/get mediocre grades (~2.1 GPA) and I've had to change my major because of my "meh" performance. I'm a little over a year into Criminology, and should graduate next year (my fifth) with a degree.
Long story short, college makes me feel ridiculously unhappy with myself. When I transferred from my last school, I left behind a lot of friends. I thought I'd make more here, but it's been quite the opposite. I frequently sit inside on weekends and rarely do anything.
To make matters worse, I find college making me feel worse and worse about myself. I bust my ass on tests and do average. I'd drop out, but I'm already well on my way to a degree. I feel like I'm just wasting my time, and my dad's money.
I've never felt so unhappy with my life before. Does college do this to everyone?
Pic unrelated, it's a picture of a Waffle House menu.

How many friends do you have?

So, there's like 300 threads about ronery guys who can't find girlfriends on anonymous.
I'm curious about how many friends the average anonymous user has.
If, 0 why do you think it is? (Don't want any?)

Depressed and trouble with intimacy

Okay. What am I doing wrong?
I have the car, I have the job.
I have the money, I have the drugs.
I have the grades, I have the music.
I have the talent, I have the intelligence.
Im not terrible looking. Im a very sociable person, I enjoy having a good time. Im not too bad at talking to wimmenz. I try my hardest to not be c**ky or conceited, and people tell me that they dont see me as either.
So, my question is, why am I still so ronery? I have maybe two friends. I get out and go to partys, I go to sport games. I try not to come on too strong, and I dont "dog" or annoy people.. I think.
What could I be missing? What am I doing wrong?
I tried the generic "hurr durr how to be cool" checklist and it didnt work. Myth: Busted
Everyone has problems, me included. Sex scares me. Being in physical contact with the opposite sex usually triggers panic attacks due to suppressed memories.. Im a very depressed person, but Id like to think that the mask of happiness I put on opaque. Is it that obvious?
pic is me and one of my few friends, Ashley.
tl;dr
roneryf** rants

What medications have you tried?

What medications/drugs have you taken?
- Was it Legal (Prescribed)
- Medication
- What you're taking it for (If Prescribed)
- Your personal side effects (Just ones you noticed)
- How you feel with and without it
- Was it overall worth it, and did it help/feel good
This shall be interesting...